Morning user, thanks for letting me share your bed

You know, that torrent is a bit old now...

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She'd probably be to embarassed to say something like this, if the guy friendzoned her

fake and gay
most girls wont even admit to masturbating

She is rubbing the fabric. How uncomfortable. Is she retarded? Why isn't her hand in her panties?

not true, most girls i know at least own a vibrator

...? I sometimes edge like this (rubbing my frenulum through the fabric) but I'm a guy. Actually amazing if you figure it out. The fabric is what makes it so good.

You dont. You are settling for that because that is all you can get but the truth is you want more and will eventually try for more, and the women knows this. You have to be comepletley domesticed
T. Only buys cheap undies
Those CKs have stretchy, thin comfy feeling

>You dont. You are settling for that because that is all you can get but the truth is you want more and will eventually try for more, and the women knows this. You have to be comepletley domesticed
that's not all i want though, I just want a girl who will do that with me as well

>TFW have a queen size bed
>No cute girl to share it with
>Sleep alone
>25 year old virgin
>No luck with women

Fuck you OP. Fuck this board. I don't know why I keep coming here when it just makes me depressed all the time. Been like this for fucking years.

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yeah uh sure "most". i too anecdotally have a.... friend, not me he's my friend. he masturbates while he's on the phone with people. totally not me asking for a friend. does that mean most people masturbate while they're on the phone?
just because you have a dildo collection doesn't mean everyone else does roastie

That is all you want right now, but once you get it you will realize it isnt enough and having it so close will make the pain worse

nigga the fuck you even talkin about

Having sex right then and there would be the only way this wouldn't be awkward.

watching girls touch themselves gets me so fucking hard

Of course not you go ahead.

I'll just sit here and admire you from a distance.

Oh I can't do that. WELL GET THE FOOK OUT OF TE BED.

>queen size bed
>big enough for two people
hello, manlet

Hello fatty. A queen size is as long as a king

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I am a manlet, but mattresses are expensive as fuck. Good luck paying $1500-$2000 for your king size bed, tallfag.

At least with a queen I get the size of a king bed, and a lot of girls are short anyway so a queen is probably better.

sure have a good time im just going to got to the other room and post on my anime image board

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>not a tranny
girl, i've got news for you
t. tranner

Nigga you may be actually illiterate.

You wont judge me if "i give you a hand"
And then i wake up

lmao once I was so autistic I drew these lines down in my room and imagined sleeping in a big bed than just a pile of clothes on the floor like fukn rigby from regular show

You know that fap stands for the sound and is an onomatopoeia right, so that is neither a fap nor schlick, RIGHT

Please stop this human error, it triggers my autism that newfaggots don't realize what the word means that they use.

>women masturbate and it looks amazing
>men masturbate and it looks hilarious

No masturbating in this house. Now get out, degenerate.

>have junior size bed
>still sleep on one side of it against the wall so have instinct to lean against something fulfilled
>like sleeping on coaches for this reason

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I know what you mean about the couches. I think it's a cat instinct or something.