You've received a text message telling you to go to a specific building in Downtown, you figure it's probably some organ harvesting operation, but seeking an early death you go anyways. >Leaving the metro station, your vision is engulfed skyscrapers and neon lighting off into the distance, but a single broken-down building to the side calls for your attention >You arrive to the building, in front of a large steel door, you see there are others here too, crowding around the door in the neon night. >The door soon opens, and a single guy that looks around your age, about 16, stands on a large wooden box, leaning forward with his katana in both hands. >He quickly leaps off and stabs the ground with his katana, creating a small shockwave, and then speaks: Welcome Brothers, you've all been called here for a purpose, I'm sure you are all familiar with the normie menace, right? >The normies? murmurs start up around you, this guy couldn't be... Great men have sacrificed their lives to fight for us, men like Elliot and Cho, Eric and Dylan, though they are dead, their work will not be in vain, today, we begin our revolution against the normies! Join us, so begins the Incel Brotherhood! >What do you do?
Preferably one character per poster, use a name and trip: >Name: >Weapon: >Special Power: >Backstory: >Action:
Special Power: The power to make roasties live the way men have to live
Backstory: Born mulatto due to my coalburning whore of a mother, my face is too deformed to be shown in public, so I wear an Obama mask everywhere I go. I get vengeance upon roasties by throwing acid in their faces so they can experience life the way it is lived by an ugly male.
Action: Acid Throwing, fucking obviously
Luke Mitchell
>about 16
You're a funny guy.
Wyatt Hall
use a trip btw: >Ah, I've heard of you, "The Transformer", they say death is the great equalizer of all people, but you, perhaps could be greater >It's unfortunate that Roasties such as your mother had to exist, they are often the people that birth Incels. >Your ability to throw acid could be useful though, could you potentially give us a demo? >He goes into a closet off to the side, and brings out a sexdoll with an image of the face of Eliza Cioran attached to it's head >Please, give us all an example of what Roasties must learn to fear
Zachary James
>greengill >some fucking anime sword >to summon my waifu lucoa >from small swamp where normies have stollen everything from me >kill everyone in the swamp
>"Excellent, another brother!" >"I see you are also an esteemed user of the Dai no Katana" >He quickly sprints towards you with his hands and katana behind his back >He takes his katana and stabs it into the air >RYU NO KENSETSU, ICHI >He smirks almost...intelligently, nilhilisticly, and wickedly >"May I challenge you to a friendly spar?" >
Special Power: Everyone that goes within 30 meter radius of me is deaf and blind as long as they are in the radius
Backstory: Just a normal white guy that grew up in the suburbs. Got bullied and dad cheated on my mom. Most of my problems are a result of my own cowardice.
Action: Shotgun blast
Brandon Murphy
>Turning from his spar, and seeing that a sufficient number of people had gathered, he turned to greengill and said "Hmm, I guess we'll have our spar later" >Now begins, our first mission! I have called you all here because I have received news that the football captain of our high school "Chad Thunderkek" is hosting a massive DJ party at the Downtown Club! >Yet, we weren't invited! Chad knows we are Incels, and so he seeks to engage in heinous acts of hedonism with his Roasties at this party, we must go and show Chad who the real players are. 1/2
Eli Walker
How can you be doing this if you're deaf and blind?
Camden Bennett
>"Now, we march to fulfill our mission!" >You start marching along the sidewalks, eventually reaching the Neon Light district where all the parties and clubs were >Quickly spotting Club Downtown, you see that Chad has hired mercenaries to stand guard in front of the club entrance, probably to defend against the Incel brotherhood >"Shit, I expected some defenses, but nothing like this...Hmm, Incels, how will we get through these keks?" What do you do?
Connor Murphy
I walk into the club
Andrew Flores
Shit, didn't see your action desu, I'll update now.
Adam Kelly
>Ohno attempts to walk into the club, but is immediately thrown back by the Mercenaries standing guard >"Lmao who is this kid? Is he one of the losers Chad told us about?, yo kid get lost" >It doesn't look like they saw your shotgun
Logan Harris
>Name: The Commander >Leadership: >Excellent at military strategy and recruiting >Has hundreds willing to fight at his disposal. >Gather incels at a huge base, say it's an excise, capture weapons depots and gain bases, prepare for war.
What you think? Someone should write an incel story, it could be interesting as it's probably the only real movement that is dangerous to society and can wage a civil war.
Definitely something I was going for. >Ohno blasts the mercenaries in the face, and one of them quickly falls clutching his eyes >The other quickly realizes what's happening, and raises his pistol towards Ohno >However, The Commander, thinking quickly, tells The Transformer to throw acid in the mercenaries face, blinding him, and then instructs greengill to tie him up with swamp vines >Luckily, looks like the party hasn't stopped, the deafening sound of Avicii drowns out any sound the shotgun could have made What do you do now?
Justin King
I make everyone deaf and blind and walk into the club
Hunter Robinson
>Name: Momo The Homo >Weapon: Grandfathers Remington 870 >Special Power: Suffocating people with his fat rolls >Backstory: Mosiel was a jew growing up in the tough parts of LA, the breeding grounds of normies, he was known by his friends as 'Momo the Homo' after a video of him fucking another dude in a college dorm got out, he thirts for revenge in exterminating every normie in existence >Action: Jiggle Roll
>Name: Memequisitor >Weapon: morning star >Special Power: Seek the location of heretical normies much easier >Backstory: Left by parents after birth and raised by some Priest with fanatical love for Holy Inquisition >Action Bless a weapon of every hunter of normies
>name: Persivius the Sly >weapon: Vorpal Sword >special power: Catlike reflexes >backstory: A Neet who played so much D&D he started to become his character. >action: take vorpal sword and start beheading normies in public place
Jaxson Fisher
>Vesuvius >My body >Comet >I was training my body under the heat of the volcano waiting for the call. Now I'm ready. >Looks around trying to figure what will happen next
Xavier Moore
>Momo the Homo is the first to walk into the club, his fat rolls curiously masking the aura of his virginity from being detected >He quickly waddles to the stage, and then yells out AYO THAT CHAD NIGGA FINNA GET DABBED ON, LETS GET JIGGY WIT IT, JIGGY ROLLLLLLLLL >The black DJ sucks his teeth and says "yo, this guy's aight" >somewhere in the crowd, a faint "he cute" is heard by none >The commander leads the rest of the incels into the club, greengill preparing his swampvines and Transformer preparing his acid bombs >The memequisitor also speaks a prayer to lord Kek, blessing the weapons of the Incels >All of the sudden, Ohno aims his shotgun towards the ground and blinds everyone inside the club, everyone falling >Jiggy Roll falls into the crowd killing some normies through suffication by his fat rolls, then proceeds to slowly roll over towards the middle What do you do now?
>Persivius and Vesuvius are among those who stayed outside, but after hearing Ohno's blast, quickly rush in and see a collapsed crowd of people cradling themselves in the fetal position, some covering their ears, others their eyes >Persivius quickly rushes over and starts beheading every normie he can find >In the distance, Chad is attempting to crawl to a smartphone located on a charger several feet away >Vesuvius notices this, does he do something? >Only Ohno remains standing up, Greengill takes his swamp sword and readies to slice his allies >His slice manages to injure Transformer and knock Ohno's shotgun out of his hand >Ohno simply replies "N-NANI???" >Greengill readies himself for another strike what now?
Jaxon Brown
>"oh shit sorry friends!" >greengill bows >"please forgive me"
Xavier Perez
>Momo is in complete awe that a cute black guy was fine with his presence, >preparing to desert the incels and hit it off with the dj, Momo is cockblocked by Ohno's attack, after getting up, he realizes he killed two normies in the crowd with his jiggy roll and the black guy no longer thinks he's cool, Momo has gone to the point of no return and has no chance with the cutie, he aims and shotguns the dj in the face. Momo wipes a tear from his eye as he joins the other incels and guns down normies in the crowd. forgot to greentext previous post
Hudson Ramirez
>Momo, quickly recovering from his fall, finds Ohno's shotgun at his feet >He bitterly takes it, and aims at the Chad Thunderkek currently trying to dial a number while in the fetal position >It kills a part of the crowd of normies, but also blasts Momo back into the bartender stand, knocking over the entire rack of wine into breaking on the floor, and also killing the bartender under Momo's fat. >Ohno's shotgun is once again thrown at Ohno's feet >Greengill bows and quickly says "SUMIMASEN, FORGIVE ME NAKAMA" >Ohno just looks at him, lends into his ear, and quietly whispers "Fuck you" >As everyone is slowly recovering, Ohno again blasts the floor, except this time the spilled Alcohol is lit on fire >The club is on fire! You guys need to escape! What do you do?
>>Vesuvius notices this, does he do something? >Vesuvius notices this, does he do something? >smiles while walks in the Chad direction snapping fingers and singing Twinkle twinkle little star.
Jose Rogers
Name: Hans Muller Weapon: MG42 Special Power: Surpression A random german guy in a wehrmacht uniform with an MG42. Action: shooting and melee fighting, obviously. >he says Fucking autists with their katanas.
>As chad's dying body lies bleeding on the floor from the shotgun blast to his stomach, Vesuvius walks up to him while smiling, snaps his finger and begins singing twinkle twinkle little star >Chad's face contorts into a grimace, and then a scream as his body is engulfed by the flames that nobody put out yet, he then screams "FUCKING INCELS, LITERALLY COPPPEEEEEE..." >Eventually, Chad is no more than a charred corpse within the all encompassing fire >As this is happening, Hans Muller wanders in from the club entrance and says "Goddamnit, fucking autists with their katanas" as he mows down the rest of the normies with his MG42 >The fire continues, encompassing the normies and the DJ, smoke begins to spread throughout the room >Everyone begins to recover from Ohno's last blast What do you do?
Aiden Gutierrez
This is some next level autistic shit.
Levi Parker
>Cool Wiz >Staff (which is a vape pen) >The vape clouds that I from my staff at my opponents can form into beasts that are strong offensively, but have poor defense >My staff fell from the sky, choosing me as its user because of my great virgin power >Vape into normies' faces (obviously)
Sorry, was doing something whalecum new friend >Cool Wiz quickly arrives on the scene and tries vaping the biggest ring he can blow >Somehow, his vape ring manages to extinguish the fire, now the room is filled with charred normie corpses and a bunch of Incels getting up from Ohno's blast >Oh, and you hear police sirens coming
Blake Peterson
>>Somehow, his vape ring manages to extinguish the fire, now the room is filled with charred normie corpses and a bunch of Incels getting up from Ohno's blast >Vesuvius looks to the Cool Wiz and says: Hey want to play ping pong with fire and Chads?
Dominic Wright
>Cool Wiz rips a small cloud spelling out Y-E-S
Austin Cooper
>Vesuvius catches a Chad pretending to be dead on the floor and punches his face and the Chads starts to burn. >Throws the burning Chad to the Cool Wiz.
Julian Thompson
>Cool Wiz rips yet another fat one, extinguishing the fire but propelling the Chad back towards Vesuvius
Jordan Wilson
>Vesuvius round house kickes the Chad making him burns again >How much time this Chad can survive?
Angel Davis
>Cool Wiz tries to vape the Chad back, but the speed of the Chad is too extreme, resulting in the Chad slamming into the wall and exploding
Samuel Adams
Name: Alastor Weapon: dual swords Special power: can turn aggression and hatred into monsters Backstory: was once a normie until he transferred to a new school and became a friendless loser. It was then he found Jow Forums and Jow Forums and realized the work of elliot amd capitalism that he became the hero he is today. Action: summons a monster that eats two male feminists
Jordan Miller
>Unholy Walrus >Screams of the Damned >He can phase through walls The Unholy Walrus is a genetic experiment gone wrong. A Jappo scientist wanted to fuck a walrus, so he kidnapped a schoolgirl and transplanted her brain into a walrus he found (it was at a dog festival for some reason). He raped the walrusgirl, but as we all know, walruses can crush people. She escaped the NEET's basement and is here to fight you and your robot friends.
>Name ShiddyTiddy >Weapon Shotgun duct taped to another shotgun >Special power Glass-Shattering screech >Backstory Was told to lurk moar, lurked to much >Action DualShooty He shoots both guns twice. Ergo: Big ouchie SingleShooty Shoots both guns once. Egro: Medium sized ouchie Screech He screeches a whole bunch. Ergo: Ear ouchie, -defense
Didn't expect this thread to continue anyhow. I'm just gonna continue to the next Chapter. >The chad explodes in the wall, and the entire building begins to collapse on itself as the police sirens get louder... >Alastor, Unholy Walrus and ShiddyTiddy all arive on the scene, Alastor uses his monster power to summon two transporting monsters, the mouths of which he tosses everyone inside, safely transporting them. >Unholy Walrus and ShiddyTiddy both start screeching to throw the police off, and they too jump into the monster portal. >END OF EPISODE 1....... (1/2)
Henry Kelly
>The monsters transported you back to your homes, and you got your tendies and GBP or whatever the fuck >You slept extremely well to the dreaming to the screaming of the massing normies >Eventually you wake up, and you have to go to your high school >However, before you leave, you all get a mysterious text message, with an equally mysterious image.... >In it, is an image of the first leader Incel who brought you together, dead with a bullet in his head >The text reads "STOP, OR YOU INCEL LOSERS WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS ELLIOT AND CHO..." >You go to school horrified, you have to avenge your brother, but how? You guys should definitely interact with each other at this point, start discussing and strategizing with each other i mean
Nolan Brooks
>Chuckles >Lightsaber >I have the power of attentionwhorism: I can garner the attention of everyone around me very easily and hold/maintain their attention by doing more attention whore behavior. At full strength people can only pay attention to me and forget everything else, but I have to be doing something really lolcow, cringe, or spergy. >Molested by his mother from 4 - 14. Chuckles cucked his dad, stepdad, and mothers boyfriends. Chuckles is incapable of intimacy, hates women, and is a complete attentionwhore. He mastered the arts of attentionwhorism and the use of a Lightsaber. Absolutely beware. >Driving an oversized rental truck in circles in front of his dead mothers house with the windows down making autistic sounds.
>Cool Wiz changes his vape flavor as to remain undetected
Gabriel Foster
>Name: Villa, the unholy one >Weapon: My gyno tits. >Special Power: If you fail to use my gender pronouns correctly i will manipulate your body for up to 5 seconds >Backstory: Previously a prideful incel, got caught in a normie reeducation camp and turned into a genderqueer feminist, that was part of the squad that killed the incel >Action: Go through the list of names and powers the incel had on his trechcoat. Choosing who to stalk
>As chuckles gets the text message, he gets into his fathers truck and starts driving it in circles making autistic sounds >the neighbors look out, and wonder wtf is going on >Cool Wiz changes his vape flavor to avoid suspicion, and walks into the juul room to engage in his business >As he walks in he sees these 3 stoner dudes crowded around a juul smoking what seems to be THC >Do you want in? >Villa goes through the names and powers of the incel, and realizes that the hand holding the gun to the Incels head is especially chad-like, but Chad is dead? Who could it be?
Caleb Rivera
>Cool Wiz hesitates before making his way to the stoners. He vapes in his head "I try to stay away from the drug aspect of vaping, for vaping isn't a method to get high but instead a lifestyle and art. However, I suppose venturing on the otherside wouldn't be too bad, especially in times like this". >Cool Wiz gets to the stoners and asks for the juice (speaking in vape clouds of course)
