Tfw no cute bf to sit in the shower with

this is me i am very touchy and i love attention

Fuck outta here with that shit then

whats your discord? originalalal

I only shower with girls, not crossdressing gay men.

I dont use discord sorry :/

I love giving attention and love but I have nobody and I probably never will

With that attitude probably

kekib#3101
Add mee

I'm past being optimistic when the girl I loved just up and left without a word

Impostor looking for attention

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I fucking love sitting in the shower.
I'm ugly though, and like doing it alone.

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ok thats fine!! My email is [email protected]

Imagine if there were other girls

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lets talk we might be close

how do I get over her originally

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How about tumblr c:

Stop *clap* replying *clap* to *clap* transexual *clap* or *clap* literal *clap* homosexual *clap* larpers *clap* you *clap* insufferable *clap* newfags.

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can we be friends op? I have shit that I never use I could add you on c:

for starters I'm not from the states or anywhere in yurop

Dont put her on a pedestal and think she's one of a kind like youre doing right now. Bitches are the same

yes do you have discord? thats the only thing I really use but I also have an email that I posted earlier

no tumblr unfortunately:( do you have anything else?

Whats your discord? I'll be sure to add, I dont have discord downloaded on my phone atm

are you a cute girl? is not get the fuck out.

Are you a girl*
I have basically zero standards

that feel when i live this life because i look like a chad, am just a bot in a chad disguise

nobody values your opinion because you took the time to do that
>inb4 I COPY AND PASTED THEM HA HA IT WAS EAZY

thats sadder

but are you cute or not?

I mean depends on your taste I guess :p

>tfw no gf to do silly things like sit in the shower together with
didn't really know I wanted this bros

all you have to do is not be fat and you get whatever you want as a girl

how can you have zero standards, are you telling me you'd date a 4ft toothless crack addict?

are you a white smol girl with black hair?

pic related

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lol yes im a girl but im probably only about a 6-7

Idk man, this "thicc" trend has skewed people's thoughts on fat girls. Atleast I have common sense and still see them as whales

at least put some effort into your larp user yikes

I would e-date any girl, the only requirements are be 5/10 or above and be clingy

Above average then. Why are you wasting your time on Jow Forums then? Smells fishy

Fat and thicc is not the same thing.

I have slightly longer hair...and I dont have an anime face :pp

how long have you been on hrt? orgiginankkyk

>hasnt turned a shower into a sauna and steamed with someone

Shit nigga why you so boring

but is it black?
original

c-consecutive same dubs?

>tfw no romantic gay bf that's not degenerate
inb4
>gay
>not degenerate

i have social anxiety so no friends

you might not be op but I like friends, so go ahead and add me
super#4226

This is a feel I never even knew I had. I personally like to sit or lay down in the shower and just be comfy. How do I find a gf who'll do this with me

message me!!
Original

Sure, what's your discord? Or did you want me to post mine?

You tried with everything you have and she still rejected you in spite of making a thread just to get a guy like you. You're pathetic, user.

i wish i had a qt bf to sit in the bath with until the water gets cold

also i'm a guy

No. Guys like girls so you must be a girl if you like guys. Don't lie to us.

just another thing I look forward to with my egf

sitting in the shower is a meme. It's only cozy when the bathtub is clean and both parties don't smell like ass. After an 8-12 hour shift you are going to smell like shit. 2 people smelling like shit in a hot humid environment is not romantic.

Stop reminding me I'll never have a gf, faggots.

That's nice, OP, but if you had a boyfriend you wouldn't sit in the shower feeling depressed. You can't have both things so you have to make a choice.

post yours!:) I dont want randoms messaging me

What are you looking for? Do you want an actual boyfriend or just someone to talk to?

#Amazen1513
Hoping for comfy chat

Its really comfy. It's weird because you're naked but it's not really sexual
Also
>showered with my bfs gf the other day,
That was nice too

>>showered with my bfs gf the other day,
What?

My boyfriend's girlfriend
literally a cuck

So are you a girl too? Do you like your situation or you are resigned to it?

Yea
I pitched the idea and had to repeatedly convince him I was genuinely okay with it and wanted it
Honestly we're not sure what exactly everything is, but if you hang out with and fuck someone repeatedly they're basically a casual gf right? We've done threesomes and I like to just watch sometimes

Even if I'm a bit envious of your boyfriend I can't help but feel it must be a miserable way of living. It sounds like one of those things that you can't stop doing because it seems like such a good deal yet you keep feeling your soul getting drained and the pleasure it gives only creates a bigger void. But if you genuinely like it I can't judge you, user.

women don't have souls IDIOT

I don't know how it's gonna play out in the long run. I'm genuinely interested in polygamy and this girl actually nice and cool and doesn't make me too anxious like most people do so I'd be okay with her
It's probably unrealistic to want that but oh well

It's not unrealistic in the sense that you won't find much trouble finding a man willing to do it, but it will have consequences in the way you deal with intimacy. You will become some kind of tourist in your own relationship, which maybe is what you want. Also the fact you're interested in it in the first place is a symptom of an unhealthy mind and you're not helping yourself by indulging in it.

Yes, but will you sit on my lap while we're in the shower?