If you post here you'll lose your virginity tomorrow 100% guaranteed

Sounds originally good senpai

F@k3 and g@y

>me losing my future wizard powers mere months before my 30th birthday

wouldn't mind desu

I liek spaghetti.

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Yeah I'd like to see that shit

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O-okay! I really hope this works.

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F for potato girl

I'm posting here, i expect it to be delivered tomorrow. Do not disappoint

>Posts in thread
>Gets raped by niggers

coooooock and baalllls!

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Fake a gay, these threads need to die as quickly as possible.

It's like an even shittier version of chain letters

we on discord wanna lose our virginity
/F7CXqeA

Please let this work ebin

I'll get married tomorrow? I sure hope so, because pre-marital sex is a sin

IF SINGLES, IT HAPPENS

>fake
really? i thought this internet thread truly had the ability to shape reality

Then you thought wrong. Sorry to burst your bubble.

sure, sure
originalo

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I'm pathetic enough to post in this thread.

Actually, I'll be seeing my oneitis tomorrow.

Thanks user

dubs will confirm, if singles this is fake and gay

scooptidy woop woopty scoopty woopty scoop

Well fuck it why not

Plot twist
Its your anal virginity

eh yare yare daze

I feel it coming one of these days, but probably not tomorrow.

Nice, I don't know how wise it is to get married so soon though.

black guy please

Alright, here's for that one-in-a-million chance

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Well here goes nothing, gimmie gimmie gimmie

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jfakl;dfj;lkasdjfl;kajsd

Tfw no loving gf to help you overcome social anxiety. Every night I think about how lonely I am. Self improving haven't helped me find friends and be more social in a slightest.
Why the fuck so many people seem to have these problems nowadays? There's obviously something wrong with our society. We weren't meant to live like this. This is FUCKING NIGHTMARE. LET ME OUT.

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I will not be leaving my house tomorrow. I can not see how that will happen

Dubs and I kiss my crush today

At this point In going to try anything

anyone else scared of losing their virginity? I really want to have sex but im 23 and have never kissed a girl how the fuck am i going to have sex with a girl if i cant even kiss. Having a 4 inch dick also makes matters even worse fuck

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I'd chicken out of fear of it being a big ruse just to set me up for humiliation if provided a chance.

Find a girl that will understand you. Time is running out user, you go out there and get a girlfriend or you'll be loser for life.

Cool, maybe the chick I want to fuck will be willing tomorrow, time will only tell I guess.

Yeah It actually does. Some people come along and disbelieve it. It is entirely true though.

what the hell
no hurt in trying

pls work pls work o dear god pls work

Literally might as well post here, tbqh.

This won't work, but whatever. Here goes nothing.

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This better work of ill be sad

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Th-thank you user owo

ay ay ay ay heheeehh ay ay eh

I wanna be loved, not fugged

If anons post area you might make this reality but somebody else go first

Piss dick in my cock hole

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k op

LIES MOTHERFUCKER

Hopefully it's with my consent

Why the fuck not lets go

>lost my virginity 15 years ago

IT WORKED!

fewyewyewyewyewuck

dubs and everyone who posted here will only lose their virginity to a non-human species (currently known species originating from earth).

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even as a neet?

origintaliy spoghettios

Terrarium

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Somebody originally fuck my penis

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oioioioio

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

already lost it but I haven't seen a vagina in 2 years

Unvirginize me, faggot.

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Only if I get dubs that is.

Will this cool 3D pepe give me a better chance of the thread working?

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I haven't seen a vagina

gay but desperate

Let's go for it, guise.

cant hurt to try desu, i'm desperate at this point

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Orianal

I replied to one of these threads before, but the only thing that happened was pic related.

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NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
IM LEAVING BOTS

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what if i'm not a virgin?
originucommentu

i like fortnite lololololol

Good thing this is an anonymous board amirite fellas

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oh fuck oh fuck please still be up

>this get
Guaranteed snu-snu

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Roll

This is an original roll please dont silence me for 2 seconds of my god forsaken life

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I graciously accept this meme.

That scene made me laugh. Jesus raising his drink like he's some New York mobster. Anachronism at its finest. Scorsese really messed up the book with this one.

god flipping dangit man why the heck not!

eh, i give it ago!

Bs but it would be nice

I can't lose my virginity TWICE, user!

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Free me
Original post by the way

Bet . Fuck my anap cavity

rollan for dollan

I'm not leaving my house tomorrow

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aw yea bois im reggy to be a wigga with biches

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