/britfeel/

>never heard of it
>why arent they feeding you?

fuck it I'm booking tickets might be comfy

din din times

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Any of you lads remember spiffy?

A girl in discord posted his picture on twitter after he was banned and started messaging her friends and family on various platforms. Heaps of people have come forward with stories about him. Currently in a discord vc with 10 people who have coalsced from this twitter lark.

What a creep lads.

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>>why arent they feeding you?
Because he never left his house and he cba cooking

>tfw no hybristophilic gf

someone should post their discord name and I definitely will not add them

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Would it be bad to tell my mum she has a nice bum when she walks downstairs in her nighty and panties?

>he doesnt know what a fucking crunch is

you considered the rope lad?

Dont worry, you wont "reach" enlightenment by accident, i doubt that more than a handul of humans have "achieved" it. Really, enlightenment is not something you gain, it is an absence of something. take up meditation and you might discover something about yourself, is it so frightening to look at yourself? dont meditate with expectation, just do it and you will see.

Dont take my word for it

>duuur me want mum fuck
go away

>the rope
is that also a chocolate?

its not my fault if i have this problem

It's your fault you keep posting about it. Fuck off.

Wot big word mean?
Wot eat din din?

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So lonely. Gonna go on omegle to talk to strangers.

youtube.com/watch?v=a9UZBg1pMS4

Fucking yanks are a joke. Muscle man big shot yank fucked up by some fat beer belly northerner.

It's a travesty Crunch white chocolate isn't more readily available. Never seen it here

Currently munching on a nutella and banana sarnie with a shitty croissant on th side

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Damn I'm fuckin' sad boys. I'm feeling it. Hope your nights are going better.

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Chicken galic kiev fried little tatters and beans

What is making you sad tonight fren?

>it's another night spent on /britfeel/
there has to be more to life than this, lads

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always find it funny when massive scary blokes have high pitched voices or lisps. like this lad or Tyson

why you got pics of kids on your pc lad. Worrying.

There is, just not for vermin like us.

im stalking random girls on facebook who i dont even know and will most likely never meet

Can't explain it lad. General unease towards the future? Fear for it? I've been like this for a while and I'm no closer to solving it than I was when it first happened.
Not sure whats wrong.

They're not sexual but how old is she?

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hatIet

Same here lad, been feeling like shit lately. It's just the same emptiness every day
hang in there

Literally what is the point of the porn block?

>hufflepoof is crying at being sorted into the poo house
I had my hat turn and got the chad house
I feel helpless like that too. If you are anything like me you cant imagine life getting better.
It completely fucked my mental health, so there is that

that's katya. how new are you lad

in her 20s. like 21-22

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>It completely fucked my mental health, so there is that
Yeah but at that point you'd just find a way around it

Sorry to hear that lad. Sounds like you're in a rougher spot than me though. This only really happens to me at night, through the day I just revert to some sort of brainlet form and the hours pass like seconds. Don't know how it happens.
Yeah. Thats accurate. Through the end of high school I was really damn sad and thought that a new chapter would help, and even though lifes going in an interesting direction I can't see far enough ahead.
this is shit lads.

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i dunno but i dont even wank to porn anymore

I would, but hopefully little timmy wont an less young men will end up like me

savin the youf from this disgustingness

talking to a girl who works in greggs lads. No way

Escapism is really the only way to get through at the moment, if I start thinking about my situation I just get freaked out
>high school
y-you're not a yank are you

good lad. proud of you. did you ask for 2 sosij role or just one

>Handsome lads

what?

Escapism only seems to work occasionally for me lad. Once I think about my situation once, it ruins the rest of the day.
>high school
to be honest lad, i only left secondary a year ago. just finished first year uni. i usually go between the two but everyone i know calls it high school.
they've invaded us lad, its all over.

They disconnected on me. The fat bitch.

not poo house though
maybe some plonkers in there,
*points at himself*
*waves*
but it's good

Yeah there is.

other stuff in life.

is it /aremillie/?

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it's for lads like you, lad

tilde is not fat lad you take that back

>Currently munching on a nutella and banana sarnie with a shitty croissant on th side

Your poor poor man.

Helper helper user is a total different person when tripfagging on pol
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/!!6B+tpn/t3iJ/page/4/

Huh. Really likes Persia

Why lad? I'm loving it, and I look better than I ever have

Interesting but as long as he stays comfy and leaves the Jow Forums shit over there I don't mind

Gonna try bedposting for a bit. Dont feel good about sleeping though

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Anyone remember toffos

Do they still sell em anywhere.

Proper good they were, so they were.

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Gave up on omegle lids.
Waste of time.

I do. did they have a different flavoured one as well?

Here you go lad here'sthisin for ya

Lovely mint toffo.

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Is it Tilde?

I might do the same. treat myself to a spliff in bed and will see what my new(old) laptop is like.
*points*
yeah that's em right there
and some more. I member now. recognise the black roll with the red and yellow and black ones
mmmm nostalgia nom noms

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if that's what most of you lads look like then we've got a problem

>hoped this was a guy

fucking hell you prison fags are getting to me, better off myself before i become corrupted

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lads, milk almost always goes bad on the expiration date or a day before, but I've just been using some which said the 12th and it's still going strong

bizarre

she looks in my eyes, she is always looking and smiling at me, she laughs at jokes that aren't even that funny when i say them...

why the fuck can't i pull her

off to bed. you lads have a good night.

that's a bit bent lad

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Currently sat in a police station with my date because some chavs took our booze we were drinking. Think it's fucking retarded but the girl I'm with was proper panicking that we got robbed. Me and the police officer are just laughing about it that we came all the way to report some stolen voddy. He made a joke about her being german and that 'the krauts are always like this'. Even bought me a coke from the vending machine, nice lad, but I hope I'm not stuck here long

You lads ever think about how similar we are to a mums forum or something? Go to one if you don't know what I mean, the style of posts are very similar. Guess we are little divas

>Even bought me coke from the vending machine

EH? aaaah so THAT'S what they do wiv all are geer?

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>some chavs took our booze we were drinking.
Where the fuck were you, in a park or something? Walking down an alleyway? Sounds like a hell of a "date" lad

sounds like a right laugh though lad

some easy puss though, youll be like her hero for a few days, easy shag lad

classic sweets these proper want one now

yeah right lad, im not seeing any fuckin minion memes and OHHH THOUGHT I WOS GONNA BE THIS KOINDA MOTHA, BUT NAH I AINT LUV

KINDA WONTIN TA CHEAT ON ME HUBBY LUVS, HOW DO I CONVINCE IM TA LET ME AVE AT SOME THICK PAKI COCK?!!!

Nah our date was in a bar but we got kicked out so we got some booze from tescos. But yeah we were just walking through the streets, glad the police weren't bothered about it
Maybe lad, but she's gone proper in depth with her police statement. She's been telling them about it for a good 30 minutes. Big turn off tbqh

bang and hang lad

give me a toffo right now lads or there will be consequences

*throws Percival Mountbatten III at you*

Ebin's losing his fucking mind. 2 blogposts about an imagined piece of gum that may or may not be stuck in his throat

feel bad about throwing that posh fella at you. soz
been looking for toffo to buy but everything's saying unavailable

Did he blame someone else for it?

Nah he's not that bad. He knows he's being paranoid at least

Just played a flawless 8ball game lads, think that's a first

Think he must have lost it. That's very out of character.

*stands up*
anony nonyson, feels gazette
any news on the gum, have we heard from it's loved ones?

aIways a classic

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Off to sleep lads

Feeling pretty disgusting after watching some actual incest sadly, bimbo was fat and saggy which was horrid

Might have nightmares now, fuck you incest fags pushing your shit in here

*clears throat*
the gum is now suspected to be located near the anal cavity, still no sign of it.

this is a projection post
think i'm finally getting the hang of it lads

*thrusts taperecorder into your face *
will he pick it out himself or wait for nature to take control?

switching to battlestation rover. will see you when I've set up a basecamp at a higher altitude

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Anyone here in the mood for a cheeky ice cream?

I know I am.

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>A lad on a date with a german girl.
>Gets vodka stolen by teenagers.
>Girl loses her shit and goes to police station.
>Spends 30 minutes on a statement.
Fucking hell lad. Have you even banged 20 women? What you doiiing?