Tell me who are you in less than 20 words

I like guns and gun accessories

I'm a human fly
It's spelled a F.L.Y
I got 96 tears in 96 eyes

Old, Depressed, deluded, degenerate, third worlder, NEET with no future whatsoever.

massive faggot, loser and idiot

No matter what goal I set, I always come up short

Pathetic, lazy, overweight, pussy, poor, stupid, ugly, uncaring, recluse, boring, manlet, anxiety, addictive personality, misogynist, thirsty, trap lover, slow, memes.

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an average guy with a shit personality

>inb4 only approached 3 chicks in his entire life

Would rather explore the world and maybe cause some chaos instead of getting a job

I never bring up my career to avoid gold diggers. Just like I never mention my 5 bedroom house that is paid for.

Try 50 plus easily. Not including dating sites.

experimental musician, femboy/trap, depressive and anxious, (mostly) wagecuck, somehow hopeful, bisexual, non monogamous

>Being this piece of a shit of a human being
I may not be the best person to judge but anyways I'm curious

What do you think it lead for you to become this way?

Be easy on him, I want to fug his boibussy.

An unlikable shell of a human being, destined to misfortune and loneliness before eventual madness.

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depressed neet who wants to be a girl and secretly just wants to snuggle with a boyfriend

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I'm a person trapped in a robot's body. Like many robots, I'm severely limited in what I can do.

Fuck the Swiss

NEET drug addict, somewhat funny, and mentally ill.

An empty shell with absolutely no personality, intelligence and interests in life to focus or talk about

I am hollow man. I am the hollow man. Many times I have died, many times will I die again.

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A bitter self-hating ugly nihilistic bitch.

>I never bring up my career to avoid gold diggers.
Smart guy, never change

Interesting, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body who want to go cruising or be a slave.

Me right here.

Almost 29.

Youre a stinky nigger

Kinda like me except im not fat and not always boring.

I'm a beta black robot looking for a white fembot gf to settle down with. I can cook clean and do everything

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I'm being harsh on myself, people don't think I'm fat, it's one of those things like I know I should probably lose a few pounds and get Jow Forums

friendless khv who wasted his late teenage years and early twenties doing nothing and is completely empty

But can you be white tho

I hope you find your white girl black user, you'll make a good basedboy husbando.

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I am the dabmaster supreme and i am dead inside

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The bird of hermes is my name. Eating my own wings to make me tame.

heh, I too am a viewer of anime.

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A piece of shit with no individual identity because I'm a fucking headcase.

Trying to define yourself is like biting your own teeth.

I am Kashii Yui.

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You are a gay loser fag.

A shit dad who hates his wife and just wants a quiet life... And a shag.

I only play to my strengths and am slightly unluckier than average, and so I've missed out on some things.

>tfw no daddy bf to fugg

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Someone who thinks he's better than he really is, so he's never had a gf and subsequently resents the world.

A Deadbeat nutmeg dealer
Ashamed, and hell bound
I hope I make it

There you go, under 13 words and it's a haiku

A 27 year old kissless virgin who has achieved nothing due to avoiding everything out of fear.

fat, love music, weeb, smart, the one who will pierce the heavens.

I'm thinking about cosplaying as Kanna, but the twist is that I will also be dressed up as Venom Snake. I want to mix both outfits int he way that I am "Punished" Kanna. I think it can work because Venom Snake has an outfit where he wears a scarf. So maybe I can replace the scarf with Kanna's poncho.

An athentic waifuist attaining wisdom through past lost friendships, who has nightmares.

I am me. originally

Male, failed normie, just one real friend, plays vidya the whole day

alcoholic trying to look normal to family and coworkers.

I exist. unironically

I am the man who laughs.

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I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!

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Someone who's glad to not be the guy in OP's pic nor the guy in pic related.

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I'm a gentleman & a true scholar.

i am an actual horse that learned to use the internet

Im a pic related also dubs.

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newfag, can't get NEETs to apply to my tendies thread.

youtu.be/r0EUxH0aaA8

broke, love beer, no job, attending Oi! reggae and punk gigs, no girlfriend, short hair

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The sun sinks beneath the waves, and a man thinks of all the world. It is grander than his comprehension.

your life must be so hard :(

J-jango??

Bundle of nerves who overthinks everything, former edgy kid, king of the self cringe

I believe them bones are me, some say we're born into the grave

definitely not that faggot lmao

melonpan is a rich swiss banker and better than you in literally everyway

I am moving to Japan long-term in a few months. I have no idea what the fuck I am doing with my life.

A spirit with no social skills inside a meat dress.

A huge fucking loser who drinks and reads comics all day.

still doesn't make him any less of a faggot, faggot.

unbelievably terrible

An alcoholic mentally unstable recluse who's dying for a happening. Also, KHHV still at age 24.

get naked and become a plant

Alcoholic life loser with possible undiagnosed autism.

A bitcoin billionaire with a penchant for posting on mongolian throat-whistling discussion forums and absurdly comical bouts of depression.

Guy who played twenty thousand hours of MMORPGs to distract from how empty and dead they are inside.

Dat aint fun nigga

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I am that fat, loveable funny guy except that I'm not funny or loveable.

atractive looking but fucked over by severe mental illness

That sounds hot my origami dude

Eternally out of place schizoid waiting for sweet death out of apathy.

A pessimistic, physically slight male who's general attitude does not mesh with the average public

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Self-hating twig never good enough for anyone not her family boyfriend coworkers friends professors nobody pic related

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Lord of shitposts

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Autistic, ugly, short mentally ill gentic trash

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Straighter than OP.

The most boring guy on earth

Someone who doesn't want to be here

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An alcoholic on and off again NEET. Rejected by family, little friends left, grade 11 education. Living life dead end job to job and town to town.

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