Instead of wallowing and being a bitch crying about being a virgin why dont you just pay an escort so you can shut the...

You haven't asked 7 billion people.
You haven't gone about it the wrong way. You probably haven't even really tried. If you only care about losing your virginiry and care about nothing else, you only have yourself to blame because even the world's ugliest man can find a way to get laid.
Accept your shortcomings.

Who said having sex was a purpose? Our purpose is survival and children sex is only for pleasure and can be easily provided with your own hands or a hooker there's no actual worth to virginity.

> You probably haven't even really tried
I was rejected about 800 times in the last two years.

maybe you fucking normies shouldn't have made it illegal and i could've
all the good escort sites are already shut down thanks to le based spray tan man

>THIS post again
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800? Do you think you might be there problem?

No, I'm not. Every reason you can assume I already thought of and fixed. Now it's only my 6/10 face I can't fix.

Because I dont give a shit about virginity I just hate being alone. I want to love and be loved. I'm not sure why that's asking so much.
And if I seem angry, it's not because i blame the world. It's because I'm sick and tired of people like you boiling it all the way down to sex and virginity when it's so much more than that. People like you are the reason people like me are hated. You dont understand.

ITT: Burgers. Just travel anywhere outside of your theocratic shithole to find legal hookers.

>pays pornstar for sex
>signs most draconian anti-sex law ever

I don't have courage money

Fucking this.
And if you think otherwise you are just a normalfag.

You sound like such a nice lovable person. I wonder why nobody loves you.

There's clearly a problem. I have ugly friends who get laid. Most guys are 6/10 and most get laid.
Sounds like you're in denial since you're obviously doing something wrong.

This.
Memes aside it's illegal and STDs exist.

You mean incels are volcels in denial? What a surprise.

It's not illegal you fucking retard. Only in third world shitholes.

> There's clearly a problem.
Yeah, living in a Normiville where 6/10 is much below average and if you don't have 6 figures girls wont even look at you.

Oh, you live in a fantasy world. In other words your parents' basement.

Not really. I have a job and study in uni.

I'm not normally like that. The OP just got to me for some reason. Everybody thinks it's about sex and carnal pleasure, but it's about companionship. That's why I'm hurting.
And no I dont think I'm entitled to anything. But that doesnt make it hurt less.

Have you ever considered the possibility that you are a pathetic piece of shit and that everyone can get girls if they try?

I tried. I got rejected about 800 times. Your statement is a lie.

>800 times
Have you been diagnosed with autism? Also, are you that guy who created the pasta about being denied entry to a club by a bouncer because you got a reputation?

> Have you been diagnosed with autism?
No, but I do count up all my failures.
> are you that guy
No, but it seems I am on my way.

Have you actually asked a girl out, in real life, 800 times?

Instead of wallowing and being a bitch crying about robots wallowing and being a bitch crying about being a virgin, why not just leave the board so you can shut the fuck up you braindead normie-LARPing faggot?

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>user calls out other people including OP who instigates seeing sex workers (which is ILLEGAL!!) for being shallow, judgmental and too focused on sex
>somehow a bad person

jesus christ what?

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About 600 were tinder matches and girls I found on the internet. (I count only girls I had a conversation with for more than one day/10 messages) Had about 50 actual real life dates out of this and even one kiss (it was awful tho). Others are girls I tried to approach irl.

>50 dates
>one kiss
>no sex
You are doing something wrong. But you're of course not going to tell us what is wrong with you.

You fucking retard, it's only illegal in shithole dictatorships. Most of us don't live in such places.

Nothing is fucking wrong with me you dumb Norman, fuck off.

Prostitution is illegal in 49 of the 50 states in America. I don't have money to go to fucking Nevada for a quick shag.

I live in Australia and it's illegal, all the burgermutts ITT are saying it's illegal there too, exactly what 3rd world shithole are you in?

I live in nsw and theres a brothel two minutes down the road

It's not illegal in Australia you liar.

>our purpose is survival and children
>who said sex was a purpose
gee billy may figure out where the kids are coming from first, before giving others advices on life

As far as I can tell, a great deal of robots here regard virginity and non-virginity as being reliable indicators of one's social ability/status and possibly personality or physical appearance (as most people seem to do). It certainly makes sense, with attractive and/or sociable people getting poon by way of being attractive and/or sociable. Depending on where one's priorities lie, getting laid naturally means that they must be an overall good person, since someone else was so compelled and enamored by them to reach the point of the relationship turning sexual. The reason why they got laid is that they have many good traits. Meanwhile, the only reason why a prostitute has sex with people is simply for the pay (and possibly the mercy of their pimp), meaning it's not really indicative of anything largely positive, save for having some amount of money. It's essentially cheating in this case, so it doesn't count. That's also not to mention that STDs are a thing, and that prostitution might not be legal where the respective robot lives.

You realize not every sex session ends in a creampie, right?

your bloody stupid if yours doesnt end this way

Escorts reject me and would only give me handjobs with a condom and stole over $2000 dollars from me.

I will never understand how it is normalfags consistently miss the point. Please, for the love of God, let us make a distinction here. R*ddit (down the hall and to the left) is the place where people complain about being incels. This is Jow Forums the >tfw no gf board. This is not hard at all and yet every time they fuck it up.

ever considered showering?

the escort should pay me for my virginity

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>Our purpose is survival and children sex
I can get behind this

>I live in Australia and it's illegal
>he has a brothel two minutes down the road and he doesn't know
you literally couldn't find pusy if you tripped on it.

why dont you take a seat?
origini

I shower, shave and brush my teeth everyday I'm ex military I need to look neat and be clean to feel good. I'm also not fat or bald and 6ft.

did you tell the escort that you love her?

Excuse me, but will someone please agree with me about how beautiful op's picture is?

Never in my life have i seen something so majestic.

No why would I do that. They make small conversation with me to try and scam me out of time though and stay fully clothed as much as they can. Before anyone asks no I have no deformities or anything missing. I don't have six pack abs but I'm not overweight or obese.

As someone with quite a few brothel trips i can answer some of your questions

>how is the first time going to a hooker as a virgin
She wont care about it but from stress your dick might not function properly
>Do you feel better afterwards?
Obviously, but the next day you might become even more depressed knowing you have to pay her again if you want to feel like a normie for an hour
>std?
Not a single one and i fucked atleast 20 different women
>in countries where it is illegal, did i ever get mugged or had problems with the police?
I was only in illegal locations since my country doesent allow prostitution and never had any problems.
>where do you find prostitutes?
I just google escorts [city], as simple as that
>can i shit in her filthy prostitute mouth for a few extra dollars
DEFINITELY

hm.. well, maybe youre just ugly?

>the only biologically objective purpose in life

is that what you call cumming inside of a condom while your circumcised (mutilated) penis is inside of a whore?

>instead of wallowing in self pity have you guys thought of just solving all your problems instead
this thread pops up at least once a day, usually more.

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>haha you can't even get sex legally you should go do it illegally

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Why the fuck do escorts require references?

You seriously have to give them your social media and employer? The fuck kind of shit is this? People actually do this? How are they not extorted and blackmailed out the ass like the whole stormy daniels thing?

It's because it's illegal and they don't want to get busted. Just take the pilgrimage to Tijuana.

I'm thinking of starting an escort-for-incels FAQ, just to address all the stupid questions you retards come up with

>but it's illegal in my country!
if you are in Europe take a trip to Germany, if you are in burgerland go to Tijuana
>but what about STDs
they are uncommon and easily cured, they usually have visible symptoms. Straight men don't get AIDS
>I don't want sex I want love
that's just (((disney))) bullshit, no woman can validate your existence,
>sex won't solve all my problems
no, but it's still nice and the next time somebody starts talking about sex, you won't sperg out like a rodger.

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>Fucks pornstar for free
>Pays her to shut up about it
This sounds like a genius legal maneuver

even the governor of new york lost his job over this shit a while back

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliot_Spitzer#Prostitution_scandal

of course, he's kind of spending taxpayer money on hookers and blow but still

If you pay for sex you're still a KHV/incel desu

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alright, but what's the downside?

Waste of money
After fucking your first roastie while wearing a condom, you'll probably understand. It's like "wow i could do this for free and enjoy it more"

sex is just something adult couples do together when bored. Normies make it seem as though it's the greatest thing ever, but it's because they have emotional feelings to the girl they're sexing