The chaddening

Oh yeah I'll just go apply that vague fucking answer right now.

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I'll tell you, user. You get the fuck off Jow Forums and stop pretending that it's not you, it's women.

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I lost 50 pounds and I could actually talk to girls without them looking annoyed

are you skinny or muscular?

What do you say to them? Originoli

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But it is women for the most part, you just gotta pretend it's not.

skinny skeleton

>keeping bug infested firewood in your basement

You're not helping nigger

FEELS user all I did was grow long hair and now girls who wouldn't even second look me are coming out of their way to talk to me now

you approaching 30? they are getting older and more desperate as their eggs turn to dust.

looks weirdly comfy

I only talk to girls on campus at this shitty college I go to
>hey (insert name here) you do anything fun this weekend?
>she says some bullshit and then asks what i did
>oh I didn't do anything except study but I'm planning on going to (random event) in a couple days with some friends after finals are over
>she says oh that's cool, I just got back from (past event she went to)
>I say something stupid like (oh did you see (well known person at event) I heard she fucked up real bad)
>she says oh I actually missed that but my other friend saw it
>I say hey is class almost over? I'm getting lunch after this wanna come?
>sure

When I was fat went down like this
>hey you do anything fun this weekend
>no
>oh I did (blank) it was crazy
>continues to work and just says one word answers
>class ends she just leaves without saying anything

stop talking with shallow roasties holy fucking shit

I even get like messages from them apologizing right after talking to me like
>Hey sorry if I was acting weird earlier I was just late to class! I promise I wasn't trying to blow you off!
Or when they say hi and I just ignore them because I'm talking with someone else and then they text me 30 mins later
>hey did I do something wrong? I'm sorry. Please respond

chaddington get out reeee

i transformed myself from a legitimate Jow Forums user incel to a chad by losing about 90 lbs and starting to use a lot of recreational drugs

especially alcohol and weed and adderall they make it easier to talk to people

but like acid and molly too those are important

Post pic. Femanon here.

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This is r9k so I can't do that. Here's a pic of my dog though, he's a lot more good looking than me

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You can post a link to pic desu

Had a similar experience recently.

>haven't worked out in over a year
>now have puffy nipples and a growing gut
>expecting to lose my job any day now because I never do my work anymore, I just browse Wikipedia and read PDFs of various novels all day
>completely given up trying to find a better job
>going through opiate withdrawals so I'm always pissed
>constantly stoned, rarely shave or style my hair anymore
>have only two ripped pairs of jeans left and a few t-shirts and I wear them to work at my shitty office job where everyone usually wears at least a button-down and slacks.
>spend all my free time locked in my room working on my novel or watching anime
>barely sleep anymore because I can't stand to be alone with my thoughts for the ten minutes it takes to fall asleep. instead I pass out with the TV on and wake up to smoke more weed and eat cereal in the middle of the night
>completely forgotten about nofap
>somehow I always have raging boners even though I jerk off constantly and have wet dreams almost every night

And for whatever fucking reason people won't leave me the hell alone. Everyone wants my fucking opinion on everything and girls won't stop staring at me. Everything I say is some uproarious joke and I'm constantly being invited places. Maybe everyone thinks I'm depressed and is trying to keep me from killing myself? Have I nailed the boheme tortured artist thing? Is it schizophrenia or something?

Even my dog is now looking at me with some kind of renewed sense of respect. She used to only like me when I gave her food or threw her ball but now she's constantly following me around and trying to cuddle up to me. I can't stand this shit.

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your dog is a good dog so godspeed user

is his name Bandit?

this
i look like pic related and all i do is either stay quiet or make autistic historical jokes and yet i sometimes get girls saying hi and staring
that's fucking scary

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No, Tyrel is not a robot, he's been Chad since his teenage years.

if you are not pushover pussy people will show you some respect
confidence is a powerful thing

how about great genetics+confidence gained from superior genetics

80% of r9k aprove of this