Guys, I've found the way to get mommy girlfriends. I'm not joking. Most women after they hit the wall around 30-35 will fuck anything with a dick.
The trick is to register an account on a dating site that is popular in your area (I'm saying this because where I live OkC and Tinder are almost empty, but other services like Twoo and Badoo have a shitton of users) under a fake name.
Then, you either upload your own photo as profile pic or just find some guy on /soc/ who sort of looks like you. You can lie about it being an old photo or something later if they call you out on it.
Then, in your "about me" info be very clear about that you're looking for older women. Then, search for women between the ages of 35 and 50 (you can go higher if you want) and start liking every woman en masse until it says you'll have to buy premium to like more (on Badoo you can like 600 women per day). Then it's just a number game and believe me, there will be desperate milfs who will like you back. I got 5 matches in a just few hours and already agreed on 2 dates next week, one with a 47 yo blonde mommy and a 36 yo redhead. Of course they're not 10/10 or even 9/10, but good enough for me. They probably have some sort of "son fetish" just like we have "mommy fetish."
Boy I can't wait to meet up with them and be intimate with a woman who could be my mom age wise.
Oh btw, do not use a chad pic as profile pic, obviously. Either use your own or as I said, some 5/10 guy form /soc/ who looks very similar to you.
Jason Price
whoah. I'd say that cut off should be 44.
Aiden Wood
Whatever floats your boat, man. Wouldn't you fuck Julia Ann or Lisa Ann? They're both over 50 now.
Charles Edwards
Neither are at 50
Camden Thompson
>just find some guy on /soc/ who sort of looks like you I've honestly never seen anyone who looks like me.
Brayden Howard
Hmm, yeah, they're 48. Still, there are plenty of 50+ porn stars who look amazing.
Justin Peterson
is it just me or does the mommy gf have to be physically bigger and stronger? like weigh more and maybe be taller too?
Gavin Wood
For me it's about the age gap and the fact that she could be your friend's mom or your math teacher or something. To me it's irrelevant if she's taller.
Nicholas Rodriguez
Milf bump
Kayden Lopez
Thanks for the bump, man.
Carter Taylor
what about if she weighs more? is that important? its pretty important for me
Asher Jones
Personally I don't really care about that either that much. Would probably prefer is she's a little heavier than me, but it's not a deal breaker. I do like me some thicc mommy.
John Long
How does a manlet like him get a horse cock?Did his body redirect all resources to his dick since he was 14 or something?
Aaron Cruz
Why do you think manlets haven't been bred out of the gene pool? They compensate with either a big dick or a handsome face.
Isaiah Allen
Use a pic of Quasimodo
Liam Kelly
Definitely the big dick in his case.But how do they even get to show their dicks,if they look the way they do?
Hudson Morgan
How about we test this method first? Anyone want to make an account with either his own or some /soc/posters pics and put the age range between 30 - 60? I would but im not from an English speaking country so it would be incomprehensible to you guys
Brody Campbell
You could just larp as an American on OkC or something.
I've found a 45yo milf without kids. She was the best fuck i've ever had. ALready after 1 day on tinder she gave me her number en started sending me naked pics. After 2 days she told me she wanted to be dominated and I mean really dominated. Rough facefuck, anal, rapeplay, whipping, biting en smacking her tits and face, tying her up, filming her and showing her to my friends etc. Real crazy bitch, but I did meet up with her and I smacked her aroud for the best that I could, but still she wasn't satisfied. I never showed the pics and vids I took to anybody, but I still fap to them.
Lucas Gomez
Fuck society! Have to wait a week for MAYBE sex.
Connor Morris
Just use some dating sites and have a good bio that makes your intentions clear: "Milf lover. Just like Macron ;)"
Grayson Campbell
dont shill your sites here nigger
Lucas Smith
Yea me too, and I don't want her to be older I'm not into milfs my mommy needs to be my age
Andrew Thompson
>there are plenty of 50+ porn stars who look amazing. My nigga How about posting some? Maybe
Sounds ideal desu
Jack Wilson
See this is what makes it not mommygf stuff. Mommygf has nothing to do with age it has to do with being dominated by the woman it's a form of femdom. Dominating a milf isn't mommy stuff.
Thats why I only met her once. Right now im working on this other milf. 35 years old, 1 kid and also quite submissive. She looks better, but her cunt is completely destroyed from that kid. Going down on her is a bit nasty. Also my real gf is my mommygf ;)
Jacob Johnson
Is he her son?
Jonathan Hernandez
how do u know he's got a horse cock?
Brandon Sanders
>Most women after they hit the wall around 30-35 will fuck anything with a dick.
WRONG
COPE COPE COPE
women have endless dating options let alone sex options you fucking people are so hopeless
Levi Garcia
this is how you get cougar girlfriends, not mommy girlfriends. From my experience older women like younger men mostly so they can feel young again. Very few of them are into younger guys because of a "son" fetish
