The black KANG shub-niggerath has come to grant you dark gifts as a reward for dwelling in your dark basement for so...

The black KANG shub-niggerath has come to grant you dark gifts as a reward for dwelling in your dark basement for so long!

Last 2 digits are your dark gifts
0
>actual black skin
1
>peak nigger strength
2
>corrosive black oil blood and spit
3
>replace one of your arms with a tentacle
4
>monster teeth and long tongue
5
>replace your hair with an eldritch KANG crown
6
>you can screech the most horrifying REEEE
7
>you go insane and become a cultist
8
>grow a new limb out of your back
9
>dark magic powers
dubs
>cultist waifu
trips
>turn into a shoggoth
quads+
>summon the dark KANG to niggafy the world

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Hmmm, testicles

gimme gimme gimme NOW

ha ha no

aaaAAAAa

thank you kang

ah ah, ah ah, ah ah
well lets mingle

Give it to me kang. Give me your blessing

rollerino for waifu

Thank you KANG, I aill honor you with my gifts

Give me tentacles daddy

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rolly polly rolly polIy

Rollin roll roll rooooll

make me strong bruh

rolling for actual black skin and monster teeth
>tfw will never be a cute monster boy

I DONT WANT A WAIFU FUCK

Please just give me a waifu that's all I want I just want love please give me love

Give be your blessings

rolling for stuff

rolling for cultist waifu

Thnk you kang

Ye no, thanks. Oregano

Kek you actually did turn into a monster

I don't really want any of these "gifts"

Is the waifu, you know... a qt black girl??

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goddamn image too small

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As i roll, unlimited KANG works!

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give me your power black KANG dhub-niggerath

Rolling for some dark dark magic powers.

Despite already not being the sanest specimen around, I don't want to be in any cvlts, there's always more pain than payoff.

I am A KANG OF culture my nogs

vaal hazak

One and only truly original fucking kek

well endowed niggenwurst

Rolling for a thousand young

o shit get out of here with ur FEMALES
i cant fucking BELEIV you brought those in with you

Lol I'll try it I guess