Weddings

Yes, I met her here, she's the girl of my dreams, and I want to marry her, but she doesn't.

I went to one once, parents kept on getting mad when I'd sneak away to have a cigarette.
It's like lmao I don't fucking know those people and I'll probably never see them again so what

>Even if you met the girl of your dreams, would you be able to go through with a wedding?

yea

Yes, I love my family and extended family, and having wedding and having them be proud of me would make me so very happy.

i hate my parents and do not want them to share in any part of the day a woman and i become one.

>the girl of your dreams
She only exists for a certain time. Marriage is a losing game.

I just hate the pressure put onto it. I know she's going to want everything to be absolutely perfect and I'd be scared of my anxiety getting in the way of that

>girl of my dreams
>wanting a wedding instead of just silently getting married by a government official and then having a cute date afterwards

Do you think it's possible to convince her to just go to there courthouse and get married?
I wouldn't even be able to find a best man meanwhile she'll probably get gangbanged at her bachelorette party

10% of women might be ok with this, but the percentage goes way way up if are willing to marry a chick who has already been divorced

Actually I used to think about that a lot. About how awkward it would be. And expensive, too.

But now I know I'll probably never have to go through that anyway - problem solved.

it is only one day. just do not lose your spaghetti.

Damn, that hit pretty close to home.
The only person there with me would be my mother probably.

Nah, I'm Filipino so I've got an assload of family I could bring over. When it comes to the best man/groomsmen situation though I'm pretty fucked.

only getting a gf that doesnt want to get married

should be easy enough right?

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I think I could handle the wedding itself, I'd want to be drunk during it but then again who wants a drunk groom? What are you supposed to do and say, go around telling the guests anecdotes and stories about the times you have spent together and make it clear she's made you the happiest man on earth? How are you even suppose to act?

Anyway the honeymoon might be a different story though. I could see myself getting lost abroad or something, getting into a huge fight during our honeymoon and the entire relationship would end and we'd both be alone and bitter and missing each other but too stubborn to go back and apologize to each other.

The last time I was at a wedding I broke my arm playing football. There was blood everywhere.

on the dancefloor?

Nah, it was an outside wedding. I compound fractured my arm because I didn't pull the ball to my chest quick enough when another dumbass landed on it with his shoulder. The couple ended up breaking up, by the way. That was fun. I had school the next day. Everyone else drove home and left me hundreds of miles away in a fucking cracked out on pain medicine. It was interesting, let me tell you

>in a fucking
in a fucking hospital*

So, to answer your question, OP, no, I wouldn't.

I literally despise everything having to do with weddings, rings, parties, invitations etc. I find it especially degrading how as a man you're supposed to propose on a literal bent knee like a vassal paying homage to his lord. The fact that more and more women don't get to experience any of this stuff is probably the one redeeming quality of the era we live in.

>when another dumbass landed on it with his shoulder.
AND THEN THE BASTARD HAD THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN I HURT HIS SHOULDER ON MY ARM LIKE HE WASN'T THE ONE WHO WAS FUCKING TRYHARDING AND LANDED ON McFUCKING ME. I'M STILL MAD. I WILL NEVER NOT BE MAD.

Ive considered the horror of going through a wedding. The horror of having to stand up in public and go through this bizarre ritual pretending that I'm so happy and enjoying it.

This dude got married then went to McDonalds. How romantic youtube.com/watch?v=4WjOr4kT1xU&t=52s

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even if you absolutely hate it, you should still bite the bullet and go through with it for the sake of preserving our culture and social traditions (or what little is left of them)

fucking legendary
that's some top shit user

Agreed. And I think the wedding ceremony and festivities can be tailored to whatever you want it to be.

I don't have much in the way of a camera, but picture for prosperity. The scar is a circle with v in the middle. I have the bright red caste in a bag in my car. I even have my older one from when I was pulled off of a roof. Get be fucked to get them right now.

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>Get
can't*
Man, I'm all over the place tonight. I need sleep.

I'm Mexican. It's cartoonish the amount of family I'd have show up to my wedding.

I would be lying if i said that it doesn't bother me,but that damn thought does bother me.But then again i'm not sure if i'll get married at all.

Nay lad

On the more depressing side, my dad and siblings will likely be the only people at my funeral, if I have one that is.

Fucking hell.

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Man I love watching women just...move around. Is that strange?

fucking hell why do spics get to have the huge yet really close families

yes, an incel kill team has been dispatched to your location
please remind where you are

My mother is one of seven children; she and each of her siblings have, on average, three kids. Some of my cousins are starting to have kids. Mexicans like having children.

whites fucking love social atomization/isolation. it's awful. worse part is this only became a thing in the past 50 years

I meet the girl of my dreams and thought we were going to get married and have kids

Then she broke up with me this morning because I kept calling her a whore (non-virgin gf). Don't know how I feel about it all, on one side, she was the love of my life, on the other I don't have to be a massive cuck now

just buy a fleshlight, lad
you'll get over it

>buy a fleshlight
I was actually thinking that, I had one before I got together with her.

Also anyone got advice for hookers btw?

Very easily. Question one is how to find such a person. Question two is how to talk to such a person. Question three is how to go from talking to her regularly to asking her out. Question four is how to go from dating to a real relationship. The rest follows smoothly because after this inflection point everything is simple.

I don't have such thing like "dream girl". All girls that are young, not morbid obese, don't are trannies and have big tits are fine for me.

It's one of the worst flaws of the third world shitholes, having a family that cares for each other

I could be sleeping at night without that information

I don't think it's all whites, it seems to be mostly the Anglosphere that loves very small, single child families. From what I understand (at least, from the stereotypes in movies and TV), the Italians, Slavs, and Asians also tend to have large, close families.

I have already met the girl of my dreams. She didn't want me.

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I would never get married in the first place, so no worries. But if I did end up getting married, I definitely wouldn't have a fucking wedding or ceremony. Bitch should be happy with a court appearance.

>girl of my dreams
>I kept calling her a whore (non-virgin gf)

So she wasn't actually the girl of your dreams?

No. Weddings are ridiculously expensive and completely useless.

If she had honestly not whored herself out and more importantly not have told me, should would have been the perfect gf. Oh well, a life of hedonism for me