/britfeel/

>the virgin blue cap

So HC is now WW ?

And please no one reply with derogatory things because i think they get of to that.

just beat machinarium

nice little gaem where you play as a robot fren

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>not having a 24 hour ASDA near your house
HOWLING

nah just a larper

>the S oylent semi-skimmed

I'm conducting an investigation looking into the possibility of sustaining your happiness through nothing but Jow Forums and purchasing expensive things on the internet.

Would anyone care to comment?

So its someone pretending to be an 18 year old tranny ?

Blue is full fat, doesn't get more alpha than the most calories, most fat, most protein.

found andrews valentines oc:
vocaroo.com/i/s0MatkKBQFVG

also found this, which you may or may not recall. andrew nonce confirmed.

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>18
oh no sweetie, what are you saying?

nobody cares faggot
originalllll

DM and Andrew are involved in an epic battle for the affections of HC.

stop posting about me please, you're making me lose my hair

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mummy recently informed me that full fat milk is the same prices semi skinned
wtf?
why does she buy semi skinned then, it's half as filling as full fat

I thought it was a meme that HC / WW was underaged?

Someone give me a run down please lads.
very detailed would be preferred.

*enters into thread*
girl 3 forever best gril. purdiest face

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what the fuck do you do me lads?

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>oi no one cares about dese posh tarts
>have some proper women instead

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she wants to lower your test levels

>tfw went to private school with posh trollops like these

unironically unsure if I know girl 2 or not

I posted this when drunk hc said they just cammed and vc no lewd stuff

wouldn't full fat do that quick tho

They smell of Paki cum

squatters trying to break in
Was a pretty comfy job before this

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no worries lad. caught my eye is all, considering recent happenings.

go on then lads, what's your favourite drug?

anything you can do about it lad? Squatters are scum of the earth.

i can't be the only lad getting jez from peep show vibes here

do i need to come down there lad and teach them a proper lesson?

I'm 90% sure they're tanks

would bang almost all of them

*lols at foxlad after cucking him out of girl 2*
*states the obvious fact that girl 6 got the bootay and hot stacy face*
*teleports into ur mum*
girl 3 is like girl 4 but less awkward. I'd marry girl 4.
also if someone is an internet scientist man pls giv me girl 2 social media

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who remembers this absolutely banging fucking tune?

youtube.com/watch?v=1P_BlUY2eF4

Oh deary me.
orig

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fat (as in the micronutrient) is not the same as fat (lard)

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They fucked off when they realised squatters rights wont work while Im here.

Cheers for the support lads

Do quizzes count as a hobby? I'm obsessed lads. Pub quiz, tv quiz, you name it.

who would unironically win in a fight, that big fatty in your picture of pikey lad?

friendly reminder gril 2 has rat face
no upper lip and those teeth LOL

Another beer cracked open. Dominoes ordered; could be one of my last meals.

Also when you google how to tie a noose it gives you suicide hotlines as first results kek

Pikey lad is the shame of his caravan site. He lost his debut fight at 11 and cried his eyes out.

t.crona on a character assassination crusade

yeah man, quizzes are fun

>that big fatty
memes aside he's strong as fuck, and he does a bit of kick boxing. Pikey ladd doesn't fight much
youtube.com/watch?v=RGiWWzps34s

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>ey wite girl u aint got anyy lip
shut it Nicki, she cute

AFAIK squatters rights can now only be claimed in industrial and not residential areas desu

just imagine staring into his lifeless eyes as you silently eat a pizza in south east london
>thank you for noticing me def chan

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it's been about 2 years since i last had a fist fight

men are supposed to release aggression through fighting and being competitive

we're being emasculated these days. gotta get a fucking license to have have any sort of combat. what happened to just going to the bar and squaring up to people?

fuck this pussy bitch time

Lack of upper lip is UNIVERSALLY considered unnatractive

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Sounds nice lad. Don't off yourself though.
When you're dead you're dead. No more comfy nights ahead.
You'll miss out.

is number 5 stephen king?

>Pikey ladd doesn't fight much

I thought he does boxing and BJJ ?

I actually wonder how hard that big fat guy is though. i know bounces always batter people but they are always fighting drunk normals that dont know how ti fight

tfw grade 1

dont sound very scummy to me mate
couldnt move for fist fights until a few months ago im not even manly

Keep your hair on, mate

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>says it will get down to 2 degrees tonight

what the hell, are we living in a desert now?

thought I felt a bit chilly in my shorts

Fucking hell lad. How did you find this? Autismo through the roof.
Was that "girl" who was reading textual valentines OC out loud on vocaroo homelesscock?

>what happened to just going to the bar and squaring up to people?

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>scorching in the day
>freezing at night

We /sahara/ now

Pikeylad probably about 200 people to back him up

>desert
>2 degrees
are you daft,lad?

not sure who you mean lad. remember content of the vocaroos?

>tfw full lips
>big eyes
>long eyelashes
All feminine traits and yet I'm masc in every other way

This was pretty funny. He's a solid lad, would go for a pint with.

Didn't DM meet him? I want his opinion. It's the only one I trust.

Here's a feel you will never feel

>Crawlin into bed for an early evening and texting ur friends "Gn :)"

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I always thought a thin upperlip was more masculine. Grades 2 to 5 seem to be generally crooked.

>heavily implied to a girl on OKC I want to fugg
fuck heart is going double time

yes he did, we got that image of their shoes

I think you might be gay, mate

Watching some animu and I might play some vidya soon
What are you up to fren?

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Anhedonia fag here. Sadly nothing is comfy anymore

no one texts their friends good night, they do text their bird good night though

I've got friends, I just don't go for early sleeps. Also no straight male actually texts their mates 'gn :)'

tbf that filter makes it look nothing like him
you wouldn't recognise him on the street

Luckily I'm a girl.

those were some peak autism shoes
I think Andrew is actually a sound lad interested in meeting various /britfeel/ people, if he was a nonce you think he'd be more discreet about it

>hot in the day and cold at night

who's the daft lad now

good for you, now fuck off to lolcow

I used to always be straight up with girls on there about wanting to shag IF i knew they were not relationships material. Fair few were actually up for it

Filters need to be banned honestly, way too deceptive.

>doubt.jpeg

>What are you up to fren?
Chilling out in radie britfeel listening to tunes.
What anime and what vidya?

I had a few confrontations on Monday night in Zoo in Leicester Square.
Firstly
>Some faggot grabbing me from behind and tries grinding on me
>Turn around and push him to the floor
>If we're fuckiing i'm the top you fucking faggot!
>His friend pushes me and I push him back
>My steroid mate comes up behind and then they apologise
Secondly, when I am alone at this point, smoking
>Some eurocunts randomly ask me how I feel about brexit
>For a laugh I say fucking send them all home!
>They are french and italian and shit
>Get very offended and I reconfirm yeah send you all home! Engerland Engerland!
>One french guy gets really angry and pushes me tells me to fuck off.
>Laugh in his face AHAHAHAHAH
>English lad says he thought I was hilarious.
Thirdly and finally
>3/4am walking lost to liverpool street
>Pissing up a random building
>A guy comes out a door to my leftand says excuse me.
> I go uh sorry matey start pissing to my right.
>Start laughing
>He runs back in his office building

I am the ardest here lads.

bert kreischer is a fat unfunny cunt

2 degrees is not cold you daftie, it goes well into minus temperatures overnight

Remember Pikeylad probably started to box as soon as he could walk. Even that scumbag druggie who was killed in St Mary Cray nearly beat David Haye in an Amateur fight

Made me laugh but if he thinks any lass on tinder watches Rich Piana and will know what he's on about..he's deluded

Sounds comfy desu lad.
Overlord and undecided

Seen monster? do you still play stellaris?

Piana is dead, lad.

Can't exactly remember. After we posted our OC for valentines day.
Some "Female" was reading out peoples posts and OC. Recorded in on vocaroo. In one of them she laughs at it middway.