Female "fembot" robot thread

why are guys here so misogynistic? all a female has to do is post "fembot here" and everyone is really mean? i don't get it?? why can't girls be robots to. this is why you incels never get laid it's because you're so mean to girls anyway let's have a real fembot thread i'll start
'>be in coffee store
>see big guy
then

heh...
heh heh heh.....
HAHA
OH NONONO
HHHAHAHAHA
FOOLED AGIAN YOU STUPID BEEF SANDWICHES

DAILY REMINDER:
>f-
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>-em-
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>-here
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LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU, ROASTIE.
YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN A ROBOT
YOU WILL NEVER BE A ROBOT
YOU ARE P H Y S I C A L L Y INCAPABLE OF BEING A ROBOT EVER BECAUSE YOU CAN L I T E R A L L Y GO OUTSIDE AND HAVE NOT JUST ONE BUT MULTIPLE CHOICES FOR POTENTIAL PARTNERS YOU DUMB SLUTS BUT INSTEAD YOU ONLY GO AFTER BRADLIKE CREATURES AND THEN YOU COME HERE, WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE FOR WHOM IT IS NIGH IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A GIRL WHO WOULD EVEN CONSIDER BEING THEIR GF COME TO TALK ABOUT THEIR LIVES AND THEIR BARREN LOVE LIVES AND YOU COMPLAIN
WHHAAAAAAAA CHAD IGNORE ME
WWHHWHWHHAAAAAAAAAAA OMG STACIE MADE FUN OF MEEE AND NOW I CAN'T SIT WITH THE COOL KIDS AT LUNCH

WOW SO DEEP SO ENLIGHTENING SO INSIGHFUL

I HAVE AN IDEA

WHY DON'T YOU GO TO ****** OR ****** OR ANY OTHER FEMALE WEBSITE AND COMPLAIN THERE WITH ALL THE OTHER FEMALES. YOU WILL EVEN FIND MANY S O Y B O Y C UCK ORBITERS TO DROOL OVER YOU AS YOU INCESSANTLY POST ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A GIRL IN A SOCIETY POLLUTED BY MARXIST, FEMINIST PROPAGANDA THAT NOT ONLY GIVES YOU, A GIRL, A BETTER CHANCE AT LIFE THAN A MAN BUT YOU ARE GUARANTEED NOT TO EVER FEEL THE COMPLETE ISOLATION THAT IS ROBOTHOOT
AND NO ISOLATION IS NOT JUST NOT SITTING WITH ALL THE OTHER CHADS AND STACIES OR NOT GOING TO THAT PARTY OR CHAD NOT TEXTING YOUR CELLULAR DEVICE WITH PICTURES OF HIM SMOKING A NICOTINE VAPORIZER

LET THAT MARINATE IN YOUR AIRHEAD

PEACE

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lmao you seriously had me going there dude

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Wow OP. you should seek psychological treatment

all a part of the ruse my dude
first roastie detected. close your legs and pull your head out of your flaps you loose lipped vapid hole.

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tee hee woman here lol whyyy r u guys so misogynistic? like i don't even?

omg brad ignored me again beep boop i must be a female robot tee hee

why can't girls be robots i do not understand please explain this to me tee hee beep boop

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Fucking amazing OP

You got me

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this thread gave me a hearty chuckle

there's no stopping this ruse criuse

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Sukran, user

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Fem- hehehehe Femb- haha

HAHAHAHaha...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOHOHOHOH AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Pic alone gave me a good kek, lol

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>always two steps ahead of the roasties
keep those roasties toasty

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do women have souls? what do their souls look like?

Why don't we just capture women as men? They can't do much we are more powerful and have army and soldiers. Just make them a commodity like slaves. I would pay like 500 it's reasonable.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ROASTIES BTFO HOW CAN THEY EVER RECOVER?

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roasties fear the samurai

Had me goin OP, had a good chuckle over my brekkie, thank you very much for your service

thot patrol report in
>florida thot patrol here
keep fighting the good fight

Based user providing the keks

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Why did you write this?

i did it for the lulz
because i was bored and it was funny

WOAH OH OH OH


AAAAGGGHHHH


LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD!


AHAHAHAHAHHAHHA FUCKING STUPID ROASTIE WHORE!

TLDL, id ask for a short version but my fucks ran out

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unironically based, keep at it OP

FUCK YOU OP THAT SHIT SEEMS TO FUCKING REAL
I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL F
A REAL FEM
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STOP STOP STOP STOP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA NONONO AJHAHAHAHAA

nice dubs
exactly, my friend. keep those roasties toasty

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hey guys i have a joke are you ready here it goes

women

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

thots must be patrolled no excuses no surrender

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HAHAHA OH NO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Anybody remember back in the day when girls would come here for validation and had to show off their genitals with a timestamp to get it? Remember shoe on head?

Man, the place has really changed. Nobody is using sage and is whiteknighting just to get orbited by some skank.

The fuck happened? Why are we trolling each other instead of the world?

we can bring back the golden days one thread at a time.
we must secure the existence of our people and a future for r9k

>nobody is using sage

Spoken like a true faggot tourist.

>we can bring back the golden days one thread at a time.
Too late. The normies have flounded in in droves. r9k is lost, we must migrate.

it is not too late. maybe some day but NOT THIS DAY. hold the line bros.

Rused the fuck out of me dude. Too real.

People use sage at about the same rate that they did before, which is almost never. The only difference with sage posting now is that it's not visible anymore.

Even back years and years ago people didn't know what the fuck sage was, user. Nothing has changed.

So many migrated that what's left is shit.

I dont believe migrating is the solution.

The solution is to bring them back using the only technique they'll enjoy: raids

What better way to fix r9k than to call the old guard to do what they do best? And obviously the target would be r9k.

The method? Well, there's enough bait here to last a lifetime and people rarely make it into anything good.

I think it might be better to use r9k like we used to use somethingawful. This place needs more butthurt lesbians with blue hair that'll dox themselves dont you think?

checked
i agree. you can't argue with the gets. gets are love, gets are life

Thank u based wall for wreking roasties at 25+

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never back down. never surrender. we can take back r9k one thread at a time.
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE

thank you father time
Atleast i age like wine

raids only attracted edgy underage nowadays

>tfw almost 25
>roasties my age are beginning to see the wall in their near future
>i will only improve as i get older
feels good man

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robots are btfoing roasties in your area and basically your fucking stupid. here is one way to btfo roasties tonight click NOW

I see what you're doing here, buddy, and I really like it. Keep it up.

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That's why all the raids back then involved dropping gore/cp in places nobody expected.

Hard to come up with good ones.

hold the line, user. keep fighting the good fight

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HahahahahahagahahahahahahahaahahagahagahagahahahhahahahahahHa holy shit op you make me chuckle for the first time in this board hahaha how roasties will ever recover?

keep the roasties nice and toasty. Godspeed

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>roasties upset we are laughing
>laughter is literally theraputic and healhty
>FUCKING INCELSSS

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laughter is the best medicine and also a powerful weapon against the roastie hordes. never underestimate the power of laughter
>roasties hate fun and laughter

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>unironically getting this toasty over this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

suck my dick dumb whore

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keep up the good work my bros. hold the line

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how do you feel about reborn incel girls?

I'm a girl and I fucking loled at this.

Fucking based op, keep up the good work.

i mean, assuming that this isn't bait, why do you even bother announcing you're female on here? why can't you be a /comfy naughty lass/ and let them think you're one of them?

based ahaha user does it again