>Hold on. Chad's your YOUNGER brother?!
Hold on. Chad's your YOUNGER brother?!
Jack Cox
Luke Reyes
Hold on. You're a STUPID whore!?
Connor Diaz
Welp', have fun jump starting your own car now bitch
Austin Gray
Hold on. That car isn't working PROPERLY?
Brody Price
*turns 360 degrees and punches the air out of anger*
Liam Parker
Hold on.
>unsheathes lightsaber
It's over, roastie. I have the high ground
>powers on lightsaber
Don't try it
Carter Roberts
This is the spirit of old Jow Forums and I love it
Ryan Long
>brother 1 year younger has 2 kids
>i have none
>everyone thinks he's older than me
Fuckkkkkkk I know this feel.
Elijah Myers
*Leaps into the air*
AAAAAAAAH
Lucas Young
>blocks the roastie attack
Roastie, my allegiance is to the incels, the robots!
Samuel Phillips
From my point of view the robots are evil!
Orig
Ian Lopez
I had this exact response, some roastie thought my chad younger brother was the older one
>WAIT YOU ARE THE OLDER BROTHER?
>I never would have thought...
I think I was given all the beta genes so he could have the alpha ones
Zachary Bell
Then you are truly lost!
I have failed you!
Alexander Baker
it's all down to height and jawline
Nolan Green
Hold on.
>run home
>get japanese anime sword
>run back
>covered in sweat and panting
>unsheath naruto blade
>teleport 360 degrees behind her
"activate special move 'art of a thousand cuts'"
>vaporize thot
>sheath japanese rice mat cutter
>chad younger bro walks over
"nice one bro"
>fist bump
"hey bro let's go play vidya"
>go home and play vidya with chad younger bro
truly chad is our /greatestally/. brad is a complete d-bag though he sucks.
Chase Wright
Brad still gets as much pussy as Chad.
Benjamin Scott
>have a hot younger sister
>she always has friends over
>they always seem to be arguing and listening to loud music
>realize she's a lesbian
>realize she's a complete thot (roastie seems a bit inappropriate a term for a lesbian)
>realize it's the summer after her senior year, so she's going to be going out to parties almost every night
>realize i get to listen to her fuck a new girl every night
who knew getting cucked by a younger sibling could actually just be so cozy
Isaac Powell
Try having a chad younger brother. Life is suffering.
Connor Watson
My brother is a Chad or at least a high tier normie. It's alright honestly.
Colton Ortiz
Yeah he looks a lot older now that he's put on the weight and started dressing like a hobo
Jonathan Fisher
this.
>tfw i'm 4 years older than my normie brother but people still get confused and think i'm younger than him
Angel Miller
>Tfw my twin brother has a girlfriend.
>she keeps making jokes about fucking both of us.
>use my robot powers to ignore the
roastie.
>tfw they are fucking right behind me.
Brandon Reyes
My older brother is a failed normie who has terminal alcoholism and looks like a sickly old man. Nobody thinks I'm older even though I'm noticeably taller
Chase Murphy
>Mom calls me her "baby boy"
>She calls my Chad younger brother her "hunky man"
Charles Cox
>we did it redddit XD
Aiden Ward
And I am the 64th successor to the Hokuto Shinken style passed down from generation to degeneration. You are already dead, roastie.