asians = elves

>Whites are more elven i'd say
Lol no they aren't. Elves have exotic features like asians

>tall
>fair skin
>light hair
>light eyes
no

admit you just want to be an elf you fairy faggot

88 elven dubs confirm whites are the only human elf hybrids

>tfw beta black manlet.
Would I be a dark elf?

No wonder I find goblins so hot then

You're a fucking cave trogg, well done Jamal

>>tfw beta black manlet.

be my bf

>whites are not exotic to non whites
lol k

No arians are elves.
They're wise got chinky eyes and live forever.

Thanks, but no thanks. I don't want to date someone I don't even know off of r9k. I really appreciate your offer, though.

I don't wanna be a nasty dumb orc brute. I wanna be a dark elf. I'm not strong or dumb at all. I feel like a white boi stuck in a scaled-down nigger body.

Sounds like a human to me, asians have closer facial features to elves than piggu whites do.

>Mexicans are dwarfs.
Mexican here. I'm OK with this.

>jews = tzeentch
>indians/south asians = nurgle
>arabs = khorne
>gays/degenerates = slaanesh

Why the fuck has Jow Forums been raiding Jow Forums recently? Shoo shoo poltards

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> asians = elves
>whites = humans
>blacks = orcs
>mexicans = gnomes
>arabs = night elves

why do you have to ruin a fun thread? kill yourself loser

elves are based on whites you mong

That'd be true if we didn't already have literal pigmies already

>REEEEE STOP NOTICING DIFFERENCES IN PEOPLE

Asians are the shortest, they should be gnomes. Whites, or specifically Scandinavians should be Elves.

THIS THREAD IS NOW POLITICAL ALL FUN MUST CEASE
better luck next time with your charisma roll

lol no they aren't dipshit, stay mad

>asians = mongoloid, part neanderthal
>whites = caucasoid, part neanderthal
>blacks = negroid, fully human
>southeast asians = mongoloid, part neanderthal (?)

well they come from white mythology, asians are based on downies.

>whites=numenorians
>japs=elves
>turks and arabs=haradrim
>niggers=orcs
>Indians=goblins
>Americans=uruk hai
>jews=dwarves

Right after you kill yourself you fucking faggot.

>whites
>superior

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Kill yourself faggot cunt.

>posts jews
Nice try brat

shut the fuck up aIready, no one cares

He's right, you should seriously consider suicide you thread killing waste of air, do it

Kill yourself bitch nigger.

Scandinavians are more Nordic so they should be Nords or at least brutal humans.

South East Asians should be dark elves

East Asian high elves

Indians and the middle East would be desert humans or red guards

Russians are humans, same as North Americans.

South Americans are wood elves

Main land Chinese are orcs

Most of Europe are half elves

>nigger

racist piece of shit, kys

Are you ok bro? You having an autistic fit or something?

I hope a pack of niggers rape and murder you.
Kill yourself for the third time

I thought that the Han were east asian

You're so pathetic lmao, no one cares about what you have to say on here just like irl so you freak out hahaha

Kill yourself loser

originalala

((()))
>racism
>racist piece of shit, kys

I should have been more specific, I was referring to Taiwan, Japan and the Koreas as East Asian. China is a weird mix of a lot of Asian cultures. Hence the orc title.

>no one cares about what you have to say
>cares enough to reply to me more than once

Kill yourself you brainlet.

>HEAR ME HEAR ME HEAR ME!

hahahah fucking pathetic loser

Why haven't you killed yourself yet? Just like you killed this thread with your "ebin uncle sam comment xD", piece of shit loser

Actually southeast asians are the dark elves and spics are the gobos

you ruined the thread like you ruined your life

Whites = elves
Asians = humans
Blacks = orcs
Jews = wizards

>loser loser loser
Hahaha maybe if I keep calling user a loser he wont otice that im actually a bigger loser myself. After all, im entertaining my time on a board full of autistic reject losers that spend the majority of their time jacking it to underage anime girls

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literally kill yourself dumb fuck

Thanks for killing the thread, now kill yourself

>h-heh no you!

Shut the fuck up you limp dicked retard

why are you here? no one likes you, just like irl

>>>/reddit/ is this way

Its what I do best, faggot.

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>asians = humans
>whites = elves
>blacks = orcs
>hispanics = goblins
>arabs = pirates

ftfy

Western European = Human
Nordic = Dwarf
Celtic = Halfling
Germanic = Gnome
Slavic = Half Elf
Asian = Elf
Southeast Asian = Dark Elf
North American Native = Wood Elf
South American Native = Kobold
African = Orc
Arab = Genie
Black = Orc
Jew = Ratfolk
Australian Abo = Ogre
Finnish = Dwelf
Indian = ?

>African = Orc
>Black = Orc
I fucked up

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>elves
>tall
Elves are manlets

Depends on what you're basing them off of
Tolkien = Tall
Christmas = Short
Everything has their own version

>Depends on what you're basing them off of
Pretty much anything that's not LOTR has them being manlets. In general fantasy, elves are short

Divinity and Elder Scrolls have tall elves

Whites are humans, typically good for nothing people.
East Asians are clearly Elves, they keep to themselves.

Let us spics be khajit pls
Spic has ware if you have coin

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North American Natives are literally real life wood elves

>Elder Scrolls have tall elves
only altmer, bosmer are the shortest race in the game and dunmer are pretty short too

Elves in warcraft are generally very tall

This user is right, Hispanic are pretty nomadic people just like the khajiit.

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>Jews = Ratfolks

Nice Touch

brits and aussies = hobbits

whites=humans
blacks=orcs
asians=elves
southeast asians=dark elves
hispanics=halflings
native americans=wood elves
jews=tieflings
pacific islanders=lizardmen
poo in loos= ???

Khajiit are obviously gypsies though, they're probably the most obvious race to group

No dumb fucks. Orcs were mongoloids elves were germanics humans were non germanic western euros blacks were the corrupted humans.

Call me Jow Forums all you like but i want these damn greedy hooked nose goblins off of my board.

no you dumb cunt the elves were frenchies and the dwarves were autistic germans