>One shot at life
>My mom names me Hazel
>I'm a boy
One shot at life
Ian Richardson
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Cooper Cooper
when ar eyou starting HRT then
William Lewis
do you like the band sister hazel?
Easton Reed
Get jacked and go by 'Haze'
Christian Green
haha not a chance.
I've never heard of them. are they good?
Xavier Turner
this desu
change your name to Haze and become part of a gang or be a vigilante hero
Jaxon Gonzalez
>I've never heard of them. are they good?
Adrian Cruz
i mean its clear your mother wanted a girl, youre not gonna disappoint her are you?
Samuel Brown
I'm literally too much of a pussy to do that haha. I've never lifted anything or played a sport in my life
Dominic Ramirez
trips says if you start now, i'll bet you'll see improvments by the end of the summer
Kayden Russell
Clearly she did, that's why she never let me do masculine stuff growing up. I kinda liked the dance classes and cooking classes, but I still wish my name didn't carry an assumption with it :/
Jackson Peterson
>mother names me Allan
>it means Aryan
>mother is a staunch Labour voter and "didn't raise me to be a racist"
Chase Young
Your mom knew you'd turn out to be a moeposting anime faggot.
Call it mother's intuition.
Colton Barnes
It's a lovely name, user. You're my girlfriend now.
Ian Cooper
Hazel is such a cute name though
Grayson Wilson
>one chance at life
>mother name me Quicky
Im gonna kill myself ;-;
Juan Brown
At least your not a boy named sue
Jacob Collins
I don't want it to be cute though, cause i want to go into business, and I feel like it's not a 'powerful' CEO name. Would you really be scared of someone named Hazel Kelly?
Zachary Moore
I'm guessing there's a 99% chance that you either grew up with a single mother or have a Beta father.
Anthony Ortiz
>Hazel Kelly
Is that really your full name? It's one of the cutest names I've ever heard. I'm falling hard for you.
Zachary Reyes
yep, only child of a single mother :/
That's what I mean, it doesn't have any power. I know it doesn't matter, but that plus being pretty short and skinny makes me nervous about entering a hard business world.
Jackson Richardson
Why do you want to be some mean CEO when you can be a lovely housewife?
Dominic Scott
>short and skinny
just transition already fuck
Hunter Green
Is this what I'm gonna have to deal with forever? Is anyone going to take me seriously?
Ethan Wood
I can't help it, user. You're just too cute. I know it's depressing you but I just want to kiss you and take care of you.
Camden Evans
Obviously the fags here are going to try to lure you into faggotry, but even irl people don't respect short, skinny guys as much as tall, fit guys. In addition to having a name like Hazel, you're going to have a very rough time having people take you seriously.
Matthew Kelly
It's fine, just build a reputation bigger than your name. Preferably at something other than sucking cocks.
Joseph Wright
>One shot at life
>My mom chain smokes during pregnancy
Carson Rivera
that's coming from the master cocksucker I assume
Ethan Rogers
What Chinese cartoon is that little girl from?
Also, just change your name or tell people to call you something else. Or become a trap.
Anthony Ross
>Is anyone going to take me seriously?
noooooooooooooope
Adam Smith
This is you of course?
www.amazon.com/Hazel-Kelly/e/B00MD5HW24
Lincoln Sanders
Got a middle name?
William Perry
chang naem faggit
Henry Phillips
Yoooooo holy shit lmao
Brandon Bennett
Nobody cares what your name is boyo, as long as you are a decent person.
And you're probably autistic enough that nobody asks for it or remembers you anyway.
Lucas White
My names Daniel and Im short and skinny, Ive started to lift weights though. How bad do I have it
Aaron Davis
Just change your name and get extremely fit