Cooking with depression

Oatmeal. It's all I have left to eat till the end of the month.

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There is nothing wrong with cholesterol

only soiy care about "muh cholesterol"

egg and cheese sandwich. here is how you make the best easy egg sandwich ever
>toast bread in oil in frying pan
>set toasted bread on plate
>add cheese to both pieces
>cook 4 eggs
>put egg on top of cheese
>put another slice of cheese on egg
>put egg on top of cheese
>repeat
>close sandwich
>cheese will melt from the hot eggs
took me ten minutes and now i'm full. good stuff.

i havent had a decent meal for over like a 4 months or so, i just had eatan junk food

salami sandwich with an apple to help move it through my series of tubes.

If I don't budget carefully enough, this is usually the time of month I start diving supermarket dumpsters for the usable but somewhat imperfect fruits, veggies, etc. that they throw away every day.

You have to go back. This isn't a joke. Only the worst of the worst most cancerous posters here go on plebbit. The very fact that you can withstand that shithole is a testimate to your cancer. I know you think its all just ironic and that we secretly all go to rebbit too but its not and we don't. Anyone that does is cancer. Honestly tell me, how does it feel to know that you ruined a great website. You wouldn't even realize how great the website was because by the time you came here and had an amazing time it was already shit. Think about that for a moment. You came here when this website was garbage and had a great time, enough to stay. Imagine what it was like before that. I know you will continue to be a faggot and continue to browse rebbit but heed my words.

There will come a day when you stop browsing rebbit because its too shit. Not long after that day you will see this website get more and more like rebbit. It won't be long before you'll be doing what i'm currently doing; going on long angry tangents about the cancer ruining this website. And its all going to be true. I hope when that happens you will realize that you were the cancer the entire time.

what kind of eggs? over easy, scrambled?

I make decent quality foods. It's one if the few things I can enjoy.
Recents cabage rolls, lamb burgers, and most today a new york steak.
I'm officially out of money for the month. It was worth it.

it is said that eating lots of hard boiled eggs gives you such a vitamin d intake that you go straight into the egg zone when you dream.

just plain fried eggs, with the yolk intact but i cook the yolk until it is just barely solid so it doesn't run too much. make sure to add the cheese right away when you put the eggs on the sandwich so that it melts nicely. delicious, nutritious and quick.

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I usually just eat tuna sandwiches, granola bars, and drink coffee.

I am a poor and retarded college fag (no car, no license) so I have to walk to the grocery store. This doesn't really bother me, I'm a fit lanklet, but walking on the sidewalk with all these cars driving by, carrying my grocery bags just drives my stress and humiliation level through the roof. I dread it every time. How do I become more low inhib?

Grabbing some cheese at the grocer tomorrow. Thanks for giving me something to look forward to

Cooking is one of the only things I still enjoy. I made a nice pot of stew yesterday.
I do keep some low effort shit around though, like a jar of pasta sauce or some sausages. And if I really can't be assed I'll buy a frozen pizza.

>imagine being this much of a gatekeeping cunt
>you can tell he went out of his way to avoid plebbit spacing

samefaggin this hard
crucify yourself

he ain't wrong

you're welcome, user. i hope you have a great sandwich i know i did. i'm going to wash it down with a bottle of wine and half a xanax to drown the pain that even delicious melty egg sandwiches sadly cannot heal

i would rather die than to recieive help from plebbit now fuck off my board you fucking normie

I make fish and potatoes both cooked in cooking oil and that's the majority of what i eat.

Oh man I used to make these all the time. This guy fucks.

Also, if you're not even feeling like heating something up I have found that taking a flour tortilla and filling it with peanut butter can be pretty filling.

And of course, I wash down all of my meals with as much beer as I can drink before I fall asleep.

>melty egg and cheese sandwich with beer or wine
ah, the patrician life is best

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>"gatekeeping"
>>>/tumblr/

brought home mickey dees from work... again

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any of you guys have experience eating raw egg over rice? i want to get into the habit of eating breakfast more often and it seems like an easy thing to do even when motivation is negligible. i'm just not sure if is trust NA eggs enough but i hear you can get them pasteurized but i dunno how common or how expensive pasteurized eggs are.

The egg shouldn't matter the ideals the rice cooks it enough.
Not that tasty.

Just stir the raw egg in and the hot rice will cook it. You can also just crack it in the rice cooker when its done and just leave for 5 mins.

What does depression taste like?

I'm having some beer, then later I'll heat up some nachos in the microwave

Made some Alsatian sauerkraut. Real good shit. I love cooking. It makes me happy because I get to transform mediocre individual ingredients into delicious, mouth-watering dishes.

micro wave pizza

I usually just eat beans, rice, fruit and crackers every day

Raw eggs and rice tastes like shit. Easy breakfasts include bread, oatmeal (use rolled oats, not steel-cut, they taste better and cook quicker, add cinnamon and sugar, or honey and salt, or cook in milk with honey or maple syrup), or cereals.

The best /depressionboys/ dish is adding rice from the day before to some scrambled eggs.
Best texture.
Nice flavor with some spice or sliced bell pepper in it.
You can finally cook the whole rice measure without worrying about losing the half you can't eat.

Beans are bad for you. Substitute for brown lentils instead, same macros but fuckall phytic acid.

Leftover stir-fry: leftover noodles, leftover meat, leftover veggies. Maybe add some eggs or cheese if I'm really hungry.

the idea was i'd make rice the night before with dinner and then nuke the hell out of it in the microwave so it's hot enough to cook the eggs
idc about flavor i just want protein and just don't feel like scrambling eggs sometimes

>beans are bad for you
la creatura...

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Use peanut butter or greek yogurt for protein, not eggs. 1 large egg has less protein than 1 serving greek yogurt, or 2 tbsp peanut butter.

Keep eating them if you want to waste 100% of nutriments you eat alongside them and become the subhuman you always knew you could be.

today was french bread pizza.

Glad to see this me-me has jumped the shark

lactose intolerant and peanut butter makes your breath stink and gives me wicked farts

Found the blank. Try almond butter.

>t. 450 lb lardass
you could probably use a little less cholesterol user, i really am concerned for your health

>being a nigger
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Well despite your diet, there's one thing nobody'll ever call you: an egghead. Haha.

Quesadillas with pepperoni.
I call them: Pizzadillas
They heal the soul and your heart

You can cook an egg in the microwave. Just crack it and put it in for a minute or 2 till done.

Scramble them if you want just stop it half way and stir.

If you are going to microwave rice then it should taste fine to you.