From beta to alpha

Hows tinder going for my fellow bots? Any new matches or success stories? I tried being original with my pick up but it didn't work out so well. Post tinder stories

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Did this girl show interested in you afterwards?
This tactic works on me but after you rekk me you need to actually become a nice person and I will love you forever

i really want to see this full conversation
nothing has peaked my interest recently until this

>Zero matches

I don't know if I'm just extremely picky or ugly.

>fellow bots
Its the sushi and slap your ass normie. You're the worst dude. Hate to say it but the thot in your screenshot is right

The conversation went on for a bit longer and I honestly thought that it would level out and we'd talk more. But it didn't. She just kept repeating that I'm boring and I just kept telling her her life only gets worse. I'm suprised she didn't unmatch sooner. Pic related is her profile. She even messaged first. Gave me a real confidence boost for the day

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I never said she was wrong? But I've been away from society for so long I don't know how to develop a personality let alone have a conversation with a girl

having someone else take a photo of you using a digital SLR camera drastically improves your results

You are in Salt Lake City?

She's pretty hot she doesn't have to be interesting, did you bring that up?

Yes.
No. I said let's hang out and she said she wanted to go to a hookah bar. That's how that all started was me saying that's lame af lel

She looks fake or somewhat photoshopped

I'm doing alright, but I'm having a hard time sealing the deal. I had coffee with a girl yesterday, but she doesn't wanna go out again.
Two other girls have agreed to hang out next week, and I got their snapchats, but won't make exact plans yet. And another girl agreed to go out Monday but hasn't responded since I asked for her number.

I'm hoping at least one of them works out, I'm just worried I can't nail shit down.

I uninstalled tinder after this happened truthfully. But how do you even get the girls to want to hang?

Step 1, be attractive.
I start with a joke, and if they respond well I ask them out. Maybe play off the joke for a couple messages, but I've only gotten results by asking quickly.
Then ask for their number/snapchat/whatever and work out details, maybe joke a bit more. This is the step I'm struggling with right now, but it's the most success I've had so far.

A girl called me "hawt affff" yesterday while messaging her. I'm afraid that after meeting up she'd get disappointed with me

Itt user get's catfished

Meet her anyway. I'm a sperg irl, and have ruined the only two dates I've gotten, but I take it as a learning experience.

>mfw incels think that insulting women with no trace of humor makes them "alpha"

shut up roasties bitch slut ho ass mothefugga

wow so alpha my panties are drenched