Incel Solutions

How is your celibacy involuntary?

You can find a woman to have sex with you quite easily in 2018. They are all whores.

And even if you have trouble, you can always go to an escort?

You are celibate. I will not argue that point. But it is not really involuntary...

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Add an interracial couple as the OP image next time you make this same thread

I don't have money for an escort, checkmate OP

Why? I included a Japanese chick...

Get a job? It is still not involuntary.

why do we have to go over this so many times.
They are whores for chads.
There is 0 benefit in this to the average robot and little benefit to the average person.

They're all whores FOR CHAD.
Escorts cost money and are a cop out.

You all should go to a whore though
It'll calm your nerves

>You can find a woman to have sex with you quite easily in 2018. They are all whores.

okay give me the steps to get laid then.

If all else fails, find a 1/10 fat chick and she will let you dick her. If you have not done this you are not an incel.

Jesus Christ man I exercise every single day and I dress really nice. why can't I increase my standards? do i really deserve a fat chick?

I have no idea what you look like but it is not about what you deserve. No one deserves anything in life.

All I am saying is that you are not involuntarily celibate. You could have sex, albeit probably not very good sex if you wanted.

Deserve? You don't deserve anything, you entitled piece of shit.

agree but women owe me sex because I pay my taxes and they are talking money from my pockets. single mothers should be sucking my dick right now.

>go to adultsearch.com
>call the whore
>pay the whore
>fuck the whore
pic related its a whore I found for $160 hour
you can tell her to let you call her mommy
go bust a nut

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Wrong on so many levels.

I don't see whats wrong with his argument
He's paying for women's irresponsible decisions
Seems pretty solid to me

how? that is like men crying to the government to make women give them free sex but instead women cry to the government to give them men's money.

>Its 2018 bro
Chads only

>Prostitutes
Im sure you'd be happy to pay like a degenerate to lose your virginity. You also risk getting HIV from her putrid used up holes

>celibate by choice
If the option of a gf was there I would have taken it by now you low IQ baiting anime posting retard

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prostitutes actually have less stds than regular roasties
source:the department of government facts of things

Do something about it instead of bitching, pussies

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Who said I wanted a roastie? Are you fucking stupid? Or are you just trolling

I'm a 6/10 nerd. A couple of months autistically researching how to make a good online profile, a few dollars on a haircut and a collared shirt, and I was able to get laid inside 48 hours.

roastie=woman
Are you new here?

What if she's a virgin?

Everyone is "doing something". How vague can you possibly get? You think you're tge only one trying to improve themselves. You pretentious little prick. Humble yourself you faggot

Hookers and settle for countryside butterfaces who are probably either mentally ill or flat-out stupid af.
You need money and pills to keep you sane too.
No other way except arranged marriage if paki.

you're definitely new here... blog

nobody can be an incel, people can be robots

Roastie is a term used for women whos vaginas are loose because of getting fucked over amd over again. Any none virgin female is a roastie.


Dont tell me im new if you dont know what roastie means you fucking stupid underage baiting low iq sub human normie piece of putrid shit

Enjoy your hand faggots ahahaha

Oh really what about people who have severe mental problems? You lack imagination. Work on it

If you weren't new here you'd know virgin women don't exist

They are whores for everyone. And you can always choose to become a chad.

1. Install tinder
2. Message girls
3. Go on a date
4. Sex

>they are all whores
That's the problem
>escort
It doesn't count, if it's with prostitute.

you still should go see a hooker for public safety reasons

When will you tranny psyops stop your lies?

You dont know what the fuck youre talking about. Just stop posting retard

Let's hear it: what have you done to try to get a gf? There are many options, why have you not done any of them?

>Did something about it
>Married a virgin
>Dont have to do anything about it

This started as a meme but some brainlets virgins actually started believing it.

Actually there is a graph that does show that there are literarily no virgin women

No. He is paying his social contract dues to maintain a working government and functioning society.

Maybe if men stepped up the government would not have to support these strong and independent women.

Have you asked out a 1/10 obese landwhale? I doubt it. Your not involuntarily celibate.

You are not entitled to a beautiful, loyal, virginal woman.

There you go!

Incels are so dumb they will literally believe any made up shit.

Are you kidding me
Are you telling me anyone is entitled to getting money from the government for no reason
Go fuck yourself

No it was a graph made by a professional demographer

They get mad stacks and stacks because men refuse to step up and support these capable, independent women.

Of course, that's all the proof we need that since 2014, no virgin women aged 23 or over have existed.

it's not involuntary for me, it's completely voluntary

I've turned down sex a few times, once on purpose, and once on accident

Please share accident story

Involuntary isn't supposed to be taken literally. But the conditions in which many on this site have found themselves are involuntary in many aspects. ALSO, this site is for robots, not incels. Incel is a reddit term. I know many of you have migrated here after your shit subplebbit was banned but you're not welcome. All of you.

>wastes dubs on this meme

The vagina is a tube of muscles, not that you'd know dicklet, it does not become loose from being fucked. It becomes loose when the muscles are not used.

no the vagina becomes more elastic from having to adapt to different kinds of dicks

>They are all whores.
This^
You simply cant be trusted to NOT be a whore.

>this line of ascii text confirms my wide-ranging assertion

I wouldn't even be able to get an erection originate

>this is what brainlet incels actually believe

No, dicklet, it is a tube of muscle, it contracts when it is tensed. The stronger the muscle is, the tighter it contracts. It becomes tighter when the pelvic floor is trained.

Good grief, raging virgins in this thread just blaring their complete lack of experience with female anatomy.

Somebody should just make a one image infographic so we don't have to go through this with normies all the time

Get plastic surgery and become chad

>He thinks you can meaningfully alter bone shape with plastic surgery

The problem is that if that didn't work id be so pissed
Like going under the knife and paying thousands of dollars and still get ignored
No I couldn't handle it...

0. Look like Chad
You forgot that essential step.

whats the big deal with paying for sex
You were dealt a bad hand and society is too far gone to change
you still gotta bust a nut so you won't go crazy

It's like candy to my eyes.

Im not entitled to humans, but I am to my own happiness and you can not tell me what to pursue or not to pursue. I am not saying I want women cgained down and get forced incel cock all day long. I am merely pointing out the injustice and tribulations people like us have tp endure. In comparison to women standards, I am being modest.

Also Loyalty is something to be expected from a partner. Its pretty pathetic that roasties and cucks advocate their degeneracy and then virtue signal the day after. Make up your mind you half brain idiot

Were talking about the female labia. That is in fact not a muscle but an elastic tissue surronding the vagina which In FACT does become more LOOSE tge more cocks the degenerate whore takes

I'm too lazy to get a job, checkmate once again

>rage induced caps and typos
LUL the labia aren't loose retard, they're not what grips your dick... Well, *A* dick. Not yours LMAO

I want to do the escort thing but I'm scared she'll recognize me and tell someone I know.

Still your own fault.

You are voluntarily celibate.

You obviously don't understand the concept of muh personal property.
Roll out the droid bitches this is getting to lame.

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Hookers don't have friends

The whole fat lives matter movement has convinced fat women they deserve a chad to. So even they're out of bounds these days.

Women just rationalize anything after the fact
The fact is they couldn't get chad back in the day
Because sluts were shamed and chad was probably shamed for fucking a fatty
Now nobody gives fuck about anything other than people not having sex

We're pretty liberal about in Europe. I'd imagine most do.

If you think it doesnt cause wear and tear you're just as stupid as I think you are.

>he spends this long arguing a meaningless technicality that changes absolutely nothing on an anime image board for virgins and still can't tell when he's getting trolled

What's it like to peak in high school champ?

Not OP but it do feel pretty bad to peak in highschool
I applied at menards and they didn't hire me

Sex isn't the endgame. If it was this board would be empty

Still doesn't change the fact that if you don't make money you're not entitled to anything.
The people who make money and don't have a gf are the real tragedy here.
They're literal wagecucks.
They can still get a foreign bride.
But eventually we'll run out of foreign brides.
But we can just keep kicking the can down the road.

>wear and tear
>on muscles

Your lack of ground-level knowledge about how the human anatomy works is just hysterical. A vagina is not a car, you loner.

The vagina is tight because it is a tube of muscle which contracts around a nice, average 7 inch dick. It doesn't become looser from "wear and tear", mr bag-of-sand. It is normally loose when aroused, and only becomes tight when the muscles contract. You literally do not even understand the concept of a muscle. What's limper, your dick or your wrists?

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I mean come on loose vaginas have been common knowledge since the times of mesopotamia...

>he's still convinced he can argue until someone stops being incel

Welcome home, Autismo.

lmao you dipshit, anyone not understanding this is pathetically nogains

The vagina is loose when the pelvic floor muscle is untrained. It is tight when the muscle is trained and strong. It has nothing to do with "usage". In fact, more orgasms means more clenching and therefore stronger muscles.

The labia, which is all virgins can talk about because the outside of a vagina is all they'll ever know, have no relationship to any of this whatsoever.

>incel
Will you fuck off back to whatever shit hole you came from.

I dont get it, whats your property? A human?

Because during my time as an incel I was depressed. It's not like I wasn't talking to women online or going out to clubs and always failing. But that's because I'm a bit different... That isn't my fault, everybody is different. It's just about finding that someone who is as similarly different as you are.

But in the past 3 years of losing my virginity I have slept with 4 women (some were long term in some regards)

So yeah. It may be ironic but I stand with incels because I too was tearing my hair out between the ages of 17-23

I had sex with an escort last night and I was depressed 12 hours later. Empty sex is the worst.

I've had sex like 10 times in the last 4 years. It doesn't stop the depression or the anxiety or the suicidal thoughts one bit.

Maybe it's not the sex that's the problem then, maybe you just need some help

oh darn that must just suck to heck and back

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Incel Solutions sounds like a dank ass PMC name

I didn't say it does help with anxiety or depression... Though I guess your depression is entirely neurological rather than environmental. However at least we now know what we were missing out on. And, in my experience, tearing my hair out about not having sex was justified... Anyhow I've found someone I could spend an eternity with. Find the one you'll wake up to with a smile user.

Nah m8. All is good now

A lot of escorts won't see virgins specifically for this reason but if I'm honest I don't care if my first time's precious I just want it to not be awkward with a girl who's probably fucked worse. It'll still be a new experience when I finally find someone who likes me back.

I'm incapable to form relationships with people especially with women. Especially intimate relationships. The only realistic way I could ever have sex is with a prostitute but I'm extremely anxious about the act and it makes me shiver even thinking about actually touching a woman "inappropriately" or fucking her.
You can call this what you want, I would like but my fears are too strong.

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Its impossible for them to like you back
Not in this dating market
sorry m8

I just want someone to hold and cuddle with guys. I don't want to die alone.

>Have a fuck buddy
>Fuck buddy hardly ever wants to fuck
>tries to talk to me everyday
>bring up sex, "no thanks user"
>start thinking maybe they have feelings for me
>ask them out, "no thanks user"

bitch why are you talking to me everyday

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Being an incel today is really a meme, true.
Forming a stable, romantic relationship with true love is a meme also, and thats the real problem.

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