>be on roadtrip with friends at about 7 am >stop at gas station with a sandwich shop inside >friends are hungry and want to order sandwiches >i'm too poorfag to afford sandwhiches but am kinda hurgry >have enough money to buy bottle of chocolate milk >stand outside gas station drinking my chocolate milk while waiting for friends to get their food >see old man eyeing me as he walks in the store >he emerges from the store a minute later with his own chocolate milk >gives me a nod a starts drinking his chocolate milk on the sidewalk
Not a word was spoken between us, but we were kindred spirits.
Chocolate milk is the greatest, some times I just crave it and down a whole gallon of it and get sick but it's well worth it
Colton Allen
I like where this is going. Chocolate milk once got me laid.
Austin Long
this is a wholesome story lol
Henry Jenkins
obligatory "please greentext it" comment
Jaxon Butler
Haha fake and gay! XDDDDDDD
Austin Rivera
We are the milky milky boyz
Jeremiah Flores
I was on a trip to DC to visit the supreme court with a college class
>wake up at 4 am can't fall back asleep >really bored sitting in dark hotel room >roommate fast asleep >want some food >go down to hotel breakfast bar around 5 am >breakfast isn't served until 6 ugh >there is coffee, juice, milk, and chocolate milk available however >get chocolate milk and chill in eating area >QT from class comes down >she can't sleep either >drinks chocolate milk with me >we talk about school and the hotel and random bullshit >joke that we should get our own room and party by ourselves until everyone else wakes up >she laughs and tells me she already has her own room since there were an odd number of girls on the trip >invites me up
What kind of shit friends wouldn't buy you a sandwich
Logan Campbell
>"Oh I'm not really hungry" Poorfags are good at pretending to not need food.
Colton Miller
unexpectedly made me rage internally that it can all be this easy
Jeremiah Peterson
Im a poorfag and my friends buy me food It's pretty great
Parker Gutierrez
I remember when my mom would buy chocolate milk, drink a bunch of it in the middle of the night, and then berate me in front of family for being greedy and drinking all of the chocolate milk and everyone would mindlessly believe her. I associate chocolate milk with that memory, so now I instinctively avoid it.
Ayden Turner
did you grow up to be fat anyway or did her psycho judo work?
Jackson Bell
Bit of a loaded question. You okay, user? Anyway, I've always been extremely skinny and still am.
Jason Cruz
Rebbiters are stupid and gay. For some strange reason he thinks normalfats can be robots.
Lucas Gutierrez
That's ridiculous. I'm triggered right now.
Carter Wilson
actually hot and im jealous
Eli Gray
Chocolate milk has cured my homosexuality.
Chase Anderson
I can't look the waitress at ihop in the eyes when I order chocolate milk, so my friends have made fun of me for my stuttering and looking away when I do. I just go with it, but I genuinely stutter and look away when I make food orders.
