/britfeel/

The conspiracy that the government creates conspiracies to seem more competent than they actually are is my favourite.

When you sign on, can you ask for a list of programs/courses you're eligible for?

>10 years of ESAbux coming to an end

I imagine JSA has changed a lot since I last went... It was some "New Deal" type shit back then.

im wearing yellow trousres
im so cool

t. GCHQ agent

What's 'appnin lad? I don't watch news so I rely on Britfeel for all my current affair.

pics of legs x

too middle class for this thread lad, get out.

Royal wedding, Harry's marrying a nog

The Queen is boxing with Prince Charles for the crown. Gonna be a good one.

w-what
theyre jogging bottoms

fa cup i'm guessing

come on you blues lmao

>Can't wait for all the chav and Ieftie whinging tomorrow, gonna be great

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Look at this George Ferguson rip off twat

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Nth for Royals are gay and if you care about them you're gay too

Ahhh i wanna tease a cute dick.

Afternoon frens, hope you all have a nice day and find that qt boifren you want.

youtube.com/watch?v=kEX-QFDgT-k

Quick meme posting and then hopefully going to play some comfy WoW and listen to some skitz chill music.
governments are not even competent enough to create a conspiracy.
Pretty much, the expectations placed upon you and how it goes seems pretty based upon who you get though.

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Just got out my exam lads, feel quite confident tbqh

Aiming for a mid 80%

pics of your legs in the trousers...

Bristol is an ace city though tbf, I'd like to move that way one day but just not feasible at the moment. My friends have advised against moving to Wales but maybe that's just because they live there, but they were very adamant against Cardiff.

>tfw mind is stuff swirling after lewd chat last night

i think my highest was 93% game theory, maybe dissertation was more

Oi lad I had a lewd dream with you in it last night. Was quite strange

did you lewd chat with a girl(girl) lad?

Oh I see. Yea, both of those sounds awful tbqh.

i am not a toff
23yo yoof with bangin street swagger
feeling shy today sorry

On a quantitative test or qualitative??

Equal rights, equaI fights

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I got an 81 in the mock and I think I did even better this time. Probably the best I've ever done for a long time

>west
Aberystwyth or some shit?

It is lad but the housing market is so fucked and it's very competitive. If you have a good job it's alright. Where are you now?
Also what's wrong with Cardiff? Seemed great all the times I went there

>best I've ever done for a long time

Wasn't English then?

>i don't care about the royal wedding so much i wrote a poem about it
Eh well it's better than a whiney facebook essay about the tories and austerity i guess

Aye, I did lod. I didn't even start it either.

>Also what's wrong with Cardiff?

Full of Welsh.

a-are those plastic?

I'm tired you cheeky twat, will verbally assault you later

Really depends it seems on what courses you do as well though, i dont remember anyone in most of my courses getting above a 75-80 in anything.
Well thats nice to hear i guess fren? though it depends on how your subconscious perceived me and what happened lmao.

I live about a hour south of Aber in a little village

full of bloody ethnics

>I'm listening to The Queen is Dead

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I'M A COCK SUCKING HOMO

how are you?

I don't really understand what you mean, they were basically math problems in a way.

Oi be nice. Also the Welsh accent is GOAT

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How'd you manage that? Do you know her irl?

OIT LADS SEND ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECSHUN OF ASIAN PROZZIES

Doesn't say anything about not caring lad, it's a statement of regret fro being unable to watch due to other unavoidable engagements. it just happens to be in verse.

>tfw used to write cringy poetry like this in late teens

at least i can use that experience to write ironic poems whenever the moment strikes where i absolutely have to make a shitpost

I cant wait for your whinging once the queen croaks

*sucks cock*
good u mate?

>full of bloody ethnics

Of course it is, everyone has an ethnicity.

I'm in the south west atm, too expensive, too many tourists, too little to do etc. etc.
I enjoyed Cardiff when I was little too but I guess it's just one of those 'better for a holiday' places than for living. Was a couple of years ago I had the discussion tbf so can't remember exactly where they said was particularly bad.

sitting on a train lads, the bloke opposite me has been muttering to himself the entire time. absolute nutter

yeah it was compsci at a redbrick 7 years ago
(but i did my funded phd straight after undergrad so my results were good in general)

>Well thats nice to hear i guess fren? though it depends on how your subconscious perceived me and what happened lmao.
You were totally featureless as I remember and quite lanky. We were walking around this big house with someone else and at some point the three of us ended up doing lewd stuff. That's all I remember about it. Not a bad dream I guess but still a bit odd

There is nothing Welsh about Cardiff

Like saying London is English.

fook of lad
shud only be shaggin good onnest britash slags lyke me

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Why no bank holiday for this wedding but one for The other guy

only run out of kingskins ant i

>>tfw used to write cringy poetry like this in late teens

Nah ya didn't.

Why would I moan about her dying? I'd be a little sad but it's not like I fervently don't want Charles to be King or anything like that

I like a bit of both you know, not a fan of having normal sex that much, prefer to play kink fun and BDSM with a focus on the deep psychological exploration and pain/pleasure side. Sometimes you have to deepthroat a cock though lad right with you there.

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I've been talking to her on and off on OKC for a while but the conversation has always been average and mundane but she came on strong last night wanting to talk dirty had me telling her what I'd do to her and how she would have her way with me

The only reason I'm not a self-muttering nutter is because I have the internet for faux-socialization

Thanks internet

>he browses Jow Forums on the train
cringe

theys focken loud n annoyin though lad, ratha ave sum1 to shut up n take me fat nob withaat screechin

Do you actually think that 'poetry' is worth anything? It's exactly the kind of thing a teenager would write

>Like saying London is English.

You mena making an entirely factual statement?

Right enough, it's unlikely to go down well with the various cot deaths that post here.

you're right lad

they were somehow better than that pile of wank

Wonder if Are Tim is on a train journey today

deploy to domicile

>Do you actuaIIy think that 'poetry' is worth anything? It's exactIy the kind of thing a teenager would write

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Someone post London's demographics for this wanker

>you're right lad

You didn't write poetry lad.

That's what I meant. Quantitative means there are specific answers which can be given and right/wrong answers, like maths/science. Qualitative is everything else, humanities etc. where there are no right and wrong and it's pretty much impossible to get even an 80.

I was on a bus once and this middle aged nutter got on and started ranting about the jews to this poor woman sitting next to him. She just tried to ignore him

can I ask why you assume everyone on here needs to know this in order to maintain civil conversation?

you might have heard of this old adage
>there's a time and place

>Kay barely breaks 2k views any more

Glad the meme status has finally worn off. Still way too high though. That cunt needs banning from Youtube. People who revel in their own incompetence are offensive

Tildes feminine bald head.

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Older brother is More Important.
And also next in line for the throne (excluding Charles)
I fucking hate the royals.

sorry about that lad i had a lot on my mind.
Highest i achieved i think was a 76 in my Global Politics masters haha :^)
pretty hot fren, we can lewd anytime ;) I am a tall sexy guy after all I have been told by a lot of people.
>Qualitative is everything else, humanities etc. where there are no right and wrong and it's pretty much impossible to get even an 80.
Very true fren.

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except i did lad, why are you so butthurt i genuinely don't understand

Reminder that bald girls are still cute
C U T E

Yes, it was quantitative.

Someone took the "why not just be the gf?" way too seriously.

>I fucking hate the royals.

I don't give a flying fuck about them.

'elp a lad oat, laddies

>except i did lad

Nah, ya didn't.

Why don't you have super floofy hair user?

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Monarchists IN
Royalists OUT

argumentative user PLEASE go
do you have nothing else to do all day than argue with a bunch of NEETs?

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I do lad.

Female flatmate was playing with it yesterday

why are you upset by this? Was just having a conversation with a poster about something.

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