Anyone with normie friends?

Any robot who successfully infiltrated a normie friend group (who basically just invited you out of pity and then the friendship stuck?)

I can't fucking relate to anything they're talking about, but I just pretend to anyway and they just think I'm quiet and shy but I'm really just pretending. I don't fucking get it or care about them at all and I get nothing out of the friendship, it's basically just camouflage so people don't think I'm a weird loner.

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Yes. In my high school German class I met this chad who is actually the maddest cunt I've ever met and we still hang out one year after graduating. He has a job, car and a qt gf and I have none but he's the only person who's cool with my power level. Last year he took me to his gf's birthday party where I got my first kiss with his gf's best friend.

My brother drags me along to hang out with his friends and shit. if my brother died, I would do nothing but sit at home all alone all day.
I also can't really relate with whats going on but I'm too awkward to leave. I think I'm actually supposed to hang out with him today.
his friends parents are living with him and they scream all day so I don't even want to hang out at this point unless he comes over to our(my mom and step dads) house
essentially though, my brother is my only escape to the outside world unless I do something really big which isn't likely

I got into a normie group in uni who seemed to be like me and not popular. I ended up being the emotional punching bag. Only getting into a party because I'm in the group but at those parties I could die because I don't understand the normie humour and they don't understand mine. I get almost no invites anymore. It could be worse but I can't call them friends anymore.

No.
>meet new people with friend and neighbor
>all their friends just stare at me and ask them 'Why is he so quiet'
>try to engage them
>they reply with disinterest
>say fuck it
>leave and find out from friends 'they think you're weird'
lmao fuck them

>frens
Fuck of

Like I said I don't really consider them 'true friends' if you define a friend as someone you can be your true self around

I am sorry. The word "friend" really triggers me.

Everybody stops having friends over 25.
Doesn't matter. Money, health, spouse, owning your house so you aren't rentslave this is all that matters.

my stepfather has work friends, every time we go to walmart or wherever. we end up running into at least one of them and they're almost always mexicans, he's almost in his 40's now

That's a contrived necessity.
I have 6 female employees who work in families shitty retail store and all of them along their family members kiss my ass in public.
Same applies to my dentist or guy who cuts my hair. Couple of older co-workers. Etc.
It's like when you talk to the taxi driver. Conditional frens. Aka acquaintances.

Remember, Chad is the robot's greatest ally. A real Chad will actually like your personality and not need you to put up fronts or play normalfag games. Chads and robots actually have a similar mentality but Chad is more positive and capable because of his physical characteristics and positive reinforcement throughout his life.

curious who got the get

I guess I wouldn't know since I have no friends or acquaintances. I would imagine then that most sibling relationships are just acquaintances then?

>I'm an unemployed, obese virgin and live in a trailer with my mother and my best friend is unironically going to probably be an astronaut.

>Wicked smart mega-Chad that is a pilot in the USAF, speaks 3 languages fluently, etc. However he has an extremely dark sense of humor and is a massive nerd so we still vibe even though we rode different waves.

Yes and they are all as shallow as you think. Not a single part of their existence goes against the mainstream or even slightly deviates from it. Not being able to relate one bit is probably just how it is for us.

No I hate my brother he's an alcoholic and a schizo.

woah man is your name joey because I'm an alcoholic and a schizo

I had some "Chad" friends but in reality they were only including me because they were dating close relatives at the time, once they broke up with magically drifted apart.

I don't blame them to be honest, I wouldn't want to get stuck with me.

I'm fucking eastern euro. Who the fuck calls his kid Joey here?

some christian I presume, joey is short for joseph from the bible, the nickname came later

I was hanging out with my friends at the mall today. Another friend of mine was walking with his own group when they passed us. I didn't notice them, but today I heard that one of them called us "a bunch of nerds".

I also got invited to a normie party once because I go to gym with two chads together. I told them that I had never been drinking so they took me with them just for fun. I ended up just sitting alone on the couch. There was one time when I went up to a girl to ask her questions about where she studies and I just got to witness two of her friends laughing their asses off as I approached her. Before we left for the afterparty I spent my time with a dude that is doing his security guard training. We had quite a lot in common and we talked about military stuff and pt-tests.

I haven't gotten invited to a party ever since.