Hi r9k i am a NEET and i need to do something with my life. i dont know what do to however...

Go to the beach and build the best sand castle the world has ever seen.

start a fight with a stranger. Preferably a guy bigger then you

go all in on the lottery

shoot up a school lol

seriously piss off normalfag

go to divinity school and become a priest. At least then you can have an excuse to why you're a virgin.

implying priests dont have sex with little boys

You can start fishing, sailing,diving swimming, search for coins, surfing, be a lifeguard....Millions of ideas on top of my head

You can't actually be a neet in the long run, your brain actually tries to convince yourself that you're a human garbage and need to kill yourself. The older you get the more devastating and harder it will to get out of neetdom.

Also, if you aren't a normie you'll become a bottom feeder, living a lonely friendless life. So... I don't blame you for being a neet, a choice between being a bottom feeder in society with no gf who has to eat shit on the daily with no wealth or being a neet on the doe not really good options.

he said if youre not happy your life but i am happy with your life. im just bored at this particular moment. thats why i need someone to suggest me something to do. that guy failed to respond to the prompt altogether, he is the one who has failed, not i.

It's nude bathing allowed on the beach?
Go lay in the sun and get rid of your accne.

Even priests are getting their dicks wet.

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Unless you're from a family of wealth or are sitting on some fortune you truly can't be happy and complaisant with being a neet.

Life is literally about trying to avoid living in a cuckold studio apartment that you rent at a high price and never get to accumulate any wealth and you have to live and compete with immigrants and thugs while all the normies are driving around in luxury cars getting their dick wet on ze daily and letting you know about it.

i live with my parents. i find my happiness in god. thanks though.

God won't give you a flashy car or a fuckable perky girl to fuck, that's literally the carrot of our times, "hustling" for a bigger house and a more expensive cars, adding to your watch collection while fucking and trying to make bottom feeders suicide and feel like they've missed out on life.

Be one of those evangelical Christians that share the word of God. I did it for a couple months and really liked but I also couldn't drive b/c mental illness so people I was doing it with had to give me rides which I felt bad about so I ended up not doing it anymore

i like this idea but what do you mean by this? doesnt everyone pretty much already know about jesus?

Why?
That literally means you're on the bottom of the social hierarchy ladder and you're basically an untermench to normies.

Like asking people if they are interested in getting closer to God, if they say yes arrange to teach them more about how to follow God by doing bible studies with them and eventually get them baptized. Like even if they say they're Christian you can improve their relationship with God. We've actually converted some muslims, Jews and atheists to Christianity which is really cool imo

And he opened his mouth and taught them, saying: Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied. Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God. Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.
Matthew 5:2-12 ESV

cool but like where do you do this? just going to random places and talking ti people?

user, smoke some weed, or maybe crack open a beer or 10, or maybe do both, that's my what I do when I feel like I've earned it or it has been a long time since I last got drunk/high.

i actually have my medical card and imo weed is just boring. i only use it occasionally if i really need to. alcohol also kills me because i have ibd. i dont really like it anyway

Then get a gym membership and get swole and Jow Forums.

We were college students so we did it at several universities nearby. A lot of the people were down to do it because it was probably their first time someone reached out to them, like they realized that they were stressing out over stuff that didn't really matter. It was also convenient for them because they didn't have to really commit if they were hesitant since we would just do bible studies with them in the cafeteria on their free time for maybe like 30mins to an hour.

>"trying to make bottom feeders suicide and feel like they've missed out on life"

You seem to have missed something, people who are successful don't spend a single second thinking about losers. Bottom feeders feel like they're missing out because they are missing out, there is no conspiracy to make them feel that way, because no one cares about them.

huh maybe i need to go back to college. that sounds like fun but not really possible in bumf*ck usa where everyone just sits around in their house all day. id have to go door to door loke a jehovahs witness

Do you believe that a 600 year old man built a boat and took 2 of each animal on board, and that every single animal that isn't a fish that is alive today is a distant ancestor of them two animals that Noah rescued? Doesn't that entire story make you cringe in pain to think that you genuinely believe that could have happened? There are so many millions and millions of species, how did he stop them eating each other? This is what your bible puts out there as fact, that story supposedly actually happened..

We focus more on the New Testament and Jesus's teachings. Tbh that's all you really need to follow.

noah was 130 when he built the ark and lived to be 630. i think it is likely that the flood was localized to the middle east (thats generally how floods work).

man still no dubs huh

> there is no conspiracy to make them feel that way, because no one cares about them.
You don't think these watch collectors get off on flashing their wealth by buying the latest limited addition bullshit bmx/benz and those stupid customized licence plates and expensive desginger cloths, these people are a bunch of niggers if you ask me.

And don't tell me they're not getting off on it, the poorer you are the more value their wealth is, that's basic economy 101! The lower the average wages are compared to the upper class the more valuable their wealth is, if that makes sense.

Somebody has to be unsuccessful for somebody to be successful.

You think god told him to build an ark, to save the animals, which was pointless since it was a localized flood, and all the animals he saved just went off and bred with the other animals that survived it anyway? It begs the question of why did he ask him to bother building the boat and saving a few animals? also, more to the point, how do you think someone lived to the age of 630?

I think they are more concerned with (the concept of) their fan base, and the women they are trying to attract.
I get what you're saying, but as a person who works a half decent job, I look at people working in supermarkets and say "thank fuck I'm not doing that", I don't compare myself to starving africans or people sitting in their home who I never see, I don't think most people are aware that people like the r9k bottom feeders really exist, most people's images of welfare/dole scroungers are niggers and scum who are going about thieving and stuff (again, probably because these are the only really poor people who you actually see out and about)

god saw what his creation had become and was displeased, so he wiped it out. but he saved noah, because noah and his family were righteous. the flood was really big so there would need to be animals to repopulate the area after the flood otherwise the people wouldnt survive. he lived to be 630 because god allowed him to.

A half decent job? What kind of job is that senpai? Unless you're in a young professional job or a job filled mostly occupied by baby boomers you aren't doing that well.