/britfeel/

even though no lads answered me ive now convinced myself that a QT yank girl is stalking me on facebook and fantasising about me when she gives herself a good sorting out, im pretty much a norman now

Who you talking to lad?
what is this about him having a 40yo cougar gf?

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When do exams finish? I dont know m8, I guess just keep saying how much your looking forward to it. You got something nice planned for your first proper date?

eugh he's so fucking fat it's disgusting

any of you lads like going cottaging? had a few nice cocks on the a449 layby towards newport

disgusting
kjhggf

Absolutely based lad. How is she out of ten?

he's the best ;_;

ororororo

>had a few nice cocks on the a449 layby
with had this gimmick sorry lad

stop ruining my hapiness, robot scum

watch it sunshine, my diet consists of rice and peas with the occasional sausage

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stop faffing about and say 'Lets grab a coffee' before she gets bored of you

Tell you what lads, love it when newbies start at work.
Every single one of them seems scared to do even the most basic of tasks, you become a figure of authority even though you haven't a clue what's going on either, you can get them to do shit tasks and pretend like it's something they should learn how to do.
And most importantly, after a few cycles of newbies, you just kind of blend into the crowd of employees. Can fuck of trying hard and just switch your brain off and nobody will notice

i only know about cottaging from monkey dust, literally never heard of it before then. i wish i could rewatch monkey dust for the first time

Fucking 'ell Tim, is he ok?

>tfw will never have a booty this cyooty

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nah he's in prime athletic shape

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thats a fine ass

oit, surrey lads, pub or club

i must ask you to stop turning us gay lad.

>see this
>instantly wonder if it's that fat arse trap
stupid brain

it is
hehe
it IS

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>had gf with phat arse
>broke up
>could have been fuck buddies
>fucked her off instead
fuck sake lads

i dunno she's not a stunner maybe a 5 or 6 but I'm enjoying talking to her and we get along

one step ahead lad, we're looking to meet up soon

whats ur line of work anonykun?

having you been clubbing much lad? I havent fort a few years and not sure if I would enjoy it much. Sorry this is a lame thing to ask but are you a recognisable poster?

found lee on Google maps

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god i want to stick my cock up that arse so badly

SP lad we really need to talk about this

wouldn't go near the fucking fairy boy. What happened to real men? No wonder Ms. May is walking all over us with Brexit.
GET THE FAIRY BOYS OUT
GET THE IMMIGRANTS OUT
GET THE PAPERS SIGNED
LET'S TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY

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anyone seen my bio-oil which gives me perfect skin? i think mooseys hidden it, don't want my skin to go bad!

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I'm just jealous of his/her body. I wish I could have that bod without HRT, I don't wanna be a tranny

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noice

we dont take kindly to homosexuals around here. you're a girl right

google.co.uk/maps/@53.4387652,-1.4983923,3a,75y,204.93h,81.89t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sCoP3a9yRs2XpJoKXN9K6aA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

not much lad, only clubbing ive done was in kos
and no im not a recognisable poster

yet

>we dont take kindly to homosexuals around here. you're a girl right

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work at the pictures mate

wonder how the face looks. And how deep the voice is

not been to a club ever. club would be funnier but pub would be comfier.

>only clubbing ive done was in kos
kos?

Andy you up for clubbing?

you're in every thread yet you never get any (you)s

that takes dedication i can only admire

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that's a slightly chubby man arse, embrace your bisexuality lads there's plenty of that to get easily, go to a gay sauna and fuck away

some small shitty island in greece the normies like

Sp wants it up the arse now

Are you a Pampers or Huggies poofter?

he's posted it 400 times too. respect

>I'm just jealous of his/her body. I wish I could have that bod without HRT
>I don't wanna be a tranny
Pick one and only one.

>He doesn't remember CillaPoster's feud with SP

peak male performance
also you don't know what being middle aged is like

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They look like this
k
neither
no

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I started playing Terraria again for the first time in years, but I keep dying to fall damage lads.

This always happens to me in every game I play

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NOT ON MY WATCH DAMMIT

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She's very cute. You'll be cute one day too.

same I remember googling it because it sounded fake. show wasn't perfect but prtty great
youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q

I love terraria so much, try finding some useful items in chests first. Or use rope when mining.

>When you do something wrong and the self-loathing starts to kick in hard to the point where you're on the edge of crying
How did your day go, lads?

If that's the best they could do with filter and make up I'll say no thanks

How do you lads find people like that?

It's so easy to forget how easy it is to die in early game once you've got to the end though. Started a new one recently but burnt out pretty quickly. Might start it up again soon. /britfeel/ server when.

I think I'm cute already, but I'll never be super cute because I don't want to ruin my life by being a tranny
k, not like anyone asked

choon
a sight for sore eyes
youtube.com/watch?v=gMyanZNdptc

>I think I'm cute already
where are the proofs

Absolutely shocking that we don't have a written constitution.

>larping tranny paedos
fuck this thread. see yous later nih nih pals

On another chan because if I post them here one of the gay hating lunatic NEETs will track me down and kill me

A pretty girl smiled at me today and I couldn't stop myself from smiling back at her with a big idiot smile and then she did a small laugh and now I'll never see her again
I've already imagined our whole lifes together and now I'm heartbroken

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Read last thread dm he's a lost cause

I wrote a consitiution in your mum last night

Alright goofs aside for a second, if you want to change sex you are trans regardless of if you choose to transition or not. Cis people don't think that way. It's obviously your choice what to do with your body and more power to you whatever you decide to do but you should get over this mental stigma you have about being trans to be honest, it'd probably make you feel a lot better about yourself

>implying if our gov ever wrote a document it wouldn't be some weak shit thing about maybe having free speech and having to take in all the brown people in the world

Absolutely shocking that you don't have a fucking job you waste of human flesh.

do tell laddo

na ny mimmi lad
are you a geordie btw or just at that uni?

Anyone else want to unironically go to sp's uni to save him?

project save sp

WE WILL HAVE ONE ANY DAY NOW
WE WILL ABIDE BY NOTHING BUT THE BREXIT CHARTER
WE HAVE WON THE CIVIL WAR ALREADY
THIS IS THE NEW UNITED KINGDOM
FINALLY UNITED
NO MORE FORNERS
NO MORE IMAGRENTS
BRITISH WILL FINALLY MEAN BRITISH AGAIN
WE ALREADY TOOK THE VOTES
NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY

>implying I'm not on six figures

I don't want to change sex. I'd just love to have that kind of girly body BUT keep my big fat plump cocko

M8 I really don't need psychoanalysis from Jow Forums

think everyone hear experiences this kind of feel

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daily i want to impregnate hcs boipucci

He's not. I'm gonna become his best buddy this summer and I'm gonna force him to go out and pretend to be a confident normie until it becomes second nature.

You're on six niggers because you watch blacked every day

>I'd just love to have that kind of girly body BUT keep my big fat plump cocko

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>Anyone else want to unironically go to sp's uni to save him?
Sure save his boipussi for myself

Will I ever see her again lad? Our children were so pretty

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> (You)
>>I'd just love to have that kind of girly body BUT keep my big fat plump cocko

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>M8 I really don't need psychoanalysis from Jow Forums
Yeah fair enough to be honest I just didn't want you feeling bad about how you are I guess, there's no shame in it
>I'd just love to have that kind of girly body BUT keep my big fat plump cocko
To clarify a bit I meant change how you look to be that of someone who's female sex, not just your dick. Dickgirls are cool desu

God damn he's a wrecking machine

i wanna join but poorlid

night night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 24

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>tfw behaved myself today and stayed off porn sites
it's a start right lads?