Doing this a few times per week would cure your depression

Ok. I'm buying an onahip

unfortunately ive done that a few times a week both in a situation of having a gf as well as in a situation of doing it with multiple fwb's, and i was and still am depressed

This works like for a month. Then your depression and mindset destroy your relationship and you don't want to be with anyone again.

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Make sure to go with the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator.
It's 40lbs of pussy and ass.

that's because you're a defective person

Listen guys, life is one big fucking joke. Sex is just one of many carrots constantly dangling infront of you. Guess what happens once you get the carrot? You go after another one, as if the previous did not even exist.

As soon as you start fucking, you'll find something else to be miserable about, because you are a miserable person. Once you accept that the ride never ends, you'll be happier than if you continue to endlessly wish and want for things in life.

>tfw prematurely ejaculate like 90% of the time during sex
>sex will never cure your depression

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just date a fat girl. I took one in and now I have shaped her into a perfect waifu. Fat girls have problems with impulse control. This means you can fug them anytime you want. All you have to do is create a strategy that makes her lose weight. I either shame her when she asks to eat or I decide her portions. She is starting to look objectively good. This is the only real option for you

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Sauce?? This is wonderful.

no, having sex even with an ugly/fat girl will cure the vast majority of your depression. I used to browse here now I just fug a girl a few times per day

i want to have sex why cant it

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why is it so hard for you morons to realize that sex could just be that one thing someone is lacking in their life.

just because you're fucked up in all aspects doesn't mean sex won't help someone.

Doing heroin would have the same effect

but millionaires with dream jobs and loads of women after them are still depressed

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Yeah of course it would, but that's not an option for surplus men

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So get a gf.

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Bumping on the source. What is the girl's name?

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What a shallow person you need to be if the only thing that makes you sad is presence of sex in your life.

she's going to leave you for chad once she loses weight and becomes attractive

>Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator
Daaaaaamn. Thanks for the recommendation

this, but its a trap instead of a girl, now that would be great

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has nothing to do with that
so you're saying someone that is successful, has a good job, great social circle and friends, and all around good person but somehow can't have sex wouldn't be upset about it? they would be a shallow person for wanting it?

fuck off

I wanted to do this except she wasn't even wrong fat, thic in all the right places already.. very attractive

Because if sex cures your """"depression"""", you're not depressed. Your just far too obsessed with women and sex.

>wanting to have sex is an obsession

Is getting hungry and wanting food an obsession too now?

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Too ugly to do so, also ugly with standards so not gonna fuck any ugly hoe.

yup im aware and started taking antidepressants

the website is right there in the webm, it shouldn't be hard to find

I didn't say wanting to have sex is obsessive. I said if lack of sex and fenale attention is causing you to be so distraught that you can't operate life normally, then you are obsessed.

If you can't feel joy unless you eat like a pig, you are obsessed with food, yes. Otherwise, no.

Are you going to ignore all specifics?

>just get a gf bro
Wew I never thought about it that way, my depression is cured now, thanks Chad

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You have to be a bitter delusional virgin to get in that situation. If you're fine you'll get sex if you want to. There's no fucking way that if everything's okay in your life you can't get sex.

Fucking loser incel

obese, balded, broken teeth, dicklet, manlet, mentally destroyed, hkhv neet.

How would I ever be able to do this?

Yes but what is the girl's name? There are probably hundreds of girls on the site

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you should stop bullying suicidal people, desu

I literally don't get how people flirt, date, or have sex. How do people go from talking to fucking? It's so insane.

*Cough* Hooker *Cough*

Work on improving yourself, retard. Then you'll be able to get a gf.

Lots of money? And then some more money?

>Obese
Fix yourself
>Balding
Shave
>Broken teeth
In 2018? Seriously?
>Dicklet
Not everyone is big there. If you don't have a micropenis that's not a real problem.
>Manlet
...
>Mentally destroyed
Work on it, you aren't going to get better over day if you don't do shit
>Neet
Find a fucking work

>If you're fine you'll get sex if you want to. There's no fucking way that if everything's okay in your life you can't get sex.

retarded just world fallacy, lets just ignore that male suicide statistic and how only top 20% of men can even get matches on tinder

Depends. The more you talk to people the more your learn. The key is to talk to people. One time I got from taking to sex in one hour even though I didn't really want to in the beginning. We just were talking and then I invited her to take a bath with me.

>Depends. The more you talk to people the more your learn. The key is to talk to people

I avoid people a lot. And I mean A LOT. I can socialize like twice in a week. I spend like 9 hours on my laptop a day.

>One time I got from taking to sex in one hour even though I didn't really want to in the beginning. We just were talking and then I invited her to take a bath with me.

That's the thing. I don't want to be a perv. if she's down with it, okay, but how in the hell am I supposed to know that?

>find a work
English on point. Fuck off foreignfag

The men with perfect lives, as you describe, ARE the top 20%, you fucking mongoloid.

Think before you spew r9k buzz statistics.

Everyone one of my very average friends, who aren't Chads by any means, has a gf. They aren't really beautiful and I wouldn't even look at them but they are happy and they fuck. You're just fucked up person. Lack of sex isn't your problem.

>implying OP isn't the one that's severely depressed and this isn't a cry for help

>I don't see it so it can't be true

>I spend like 9 hours on my laptop a day.

There's your problem, throw your fucking laptop away and talk to people.

not true. As she gets attractive enough to get hit on regularly you fatten her up again. Over time she will think she cannot lose weight without you. Use your head
Ignore peer pressure on this one. Pounding a fat braphog is a really good time man. Laying with a thicc girl after sex is pretty good too
If your body senses you are a biological dead end it will try to kill itself. Being an incel makes you sick imo. I feel so much better now

So paying for sex will make my dick big?

Brah, just grow height, dick size, hair and new teeth. It's all about the effort, brah.

>not sure if bait

Broke as shit. Have been my entire life.

>fix yourself
Did, weight wise, still was ugly short balding broken smiled dicklet with no social understandin.

>shave

Look like shit bald

>le current year meme

Yeah, seriously. Never could afford braces growing up and just sort of gave up. Now I have worn away, crooked, broken teeth.

>not everyone is big there

3 and a half long 1 and a half wide.

>...

5'7"

>work on it

I have no social life how am I supposed to work on it?

>find a fucking work

Agoraphobia, haven't been out of the 'rents house in 11 years.

>Everyone is to blame but me
Good mindset. Good luck finding more evidences that you don't have sex because reptilians don't want it to happen instead of fixing yourself, cunt.

No it wouldnt, having sex would not change my life situation or solve my anxiety issues at all. I would be the same as I am now, just now with possibly an STD or two to add to the pile of my problems. Sex is a meme. Like vidjya games, it feels good while you are doing it, but when you are done its back to being fucked up again.

An incel might feel better; sex won't cure depression.

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I jerked off after sex in my gfs bathroom today because she refuses to touch my dick. It only makes the depression grow stronger

Can confirm that rough doggystyle cures depression.

Wait when she leaves you and you get to know that she made a blowjob to another guy. My self-esteem is non-existent at this point.

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FBI NIGGERS GIVE US GFS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOVERNMENT MANDATED GFS NOW

Women don't like cuddling. All they know about love is they think it makes men weak. They believe you can order your dick to get hard and then it stays like that forever until you order it to go down. Your purpose is to show off to her friends that she found a genetically superior Chad and they didn't.

That's not remotely true. I get loads of matches on Tinder every day and I'm average. I also see average males all over town walk around with gfs.

No the fuck it won't
You baiting piece of shit

Check her attention. If she's focused on your every movement and making consistent eye contact while talking she's into you.

Normal cues are if she's imitating your language, your stance, or adjusting her body so it's centered on you.

>That's what people actually believe

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not an argument you dumbass

Errmmm, out of 20 or so gfs, 19 liked cuddling. I don't think you are entirely accurate.

>Normal cues are if she's imitating your language, your stance, or adjusting her body so it's centered on you.

Fucking hell, this is like some puzzle game I have to figure out. Why can't people just be upfront?

Sometimes they are. Sometimes not. Wouldn't be interesting without it.

Going to prison for rape wouldn't solve anything.

now remember that singers and models kill themselves as well

dont think cobain ever suffered from lack of female attention

women would rather let guys go die alone, commit suicide, or even go ballistic and murder people than even give them a chance of a date. truth bombs nigga

what robots are unable to grasp is they aren't miserable because they cant get laid but are rather miserable because they are worthless, self absorbed narcissists who don't deserve love

Confirmed. Especially when it's hate fucking.

Lol yeah sure cassanova

There's my cure for depression right there check those quads I'm out loser virgins

spoken like a sociopath incapable of empathy

Witnessed in the most original manner.

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These aren't taught behaviors, they're inbuilt.

You didn't need to learn how to get an erection, it just happened. Likewise, we don't learn how to show when we focus on something, it just happens.

I did this, I also lost a lot of weight. I even made her go back to school. She left me for a guy who paid off her student loans.

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No i understand that i'm unlovable, i've known that since i was very young.

Fat girls can't do doggy it hurts their back

Also trying to handle a fat ass going back at it takes a master and is a challenge for any virgin

He's right though. I ruined my relationships and hurt a girl because of my mental problems. I couldn't just embrace that the girl is accepting me for who I am, I convinced myself that I don't deserve her and didn't even listen to what she actually though because I'm mental narcissist who only thinks about himself.

Is it bad that I immediately thought that OP meant being the one that's getting pounded?

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you're a failed normie not a robot, jesus christ

can also confirm plowing a fat braphog from behind makes life worth living.
I am not trying to throw salt on your wound but you only completed half the plan. Fat people are mentally weak. You had to subjugate her while she was still fat. I would also keep her a bit chubby rather than going all the way because I like that but it keeps her off the normie market

Is her asshole like popping out a little?

I'd put my thumb up her asshole and smell it as I fuck her pussy,

literally fake news. You just have to get her in a good position and spread the cheeks.
Eat red meat or get your hormones checked I think you have too much estrogen.

No it won't, why are you virgins so diluted?

>can also confirm plowing a fat braphog from behind makes life worth living.
Guy you quoted here.
Can confirm, Jow Forums need to drop their pride and consider fat chicks. In a lot of areas they are better than thin chicks.

My friend literally gave me that girl because he knew she like me. He got her to my place, get us drunk and then left. I have no other females in my life.

>Diluted

Perhaps they didn't activate their almonds properly?

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