Catfishing Thread

right here on r9kay

kek. Is he crying right now? Did you reveal yourself already?

What are your discords? I'll add you.

Don't even trust timestamps or shoe on head. I mean getting timestamps from girls to use can be done

She didn't show me either but I'm not fucking stupid and can use the internet (i.e. "dox" someone) when they told me their approximate birthday and state, and got an IP address for general geolocation to confirm it before I even bothered to tell her cringeworthy shit or VC with her.
Git on my level, user.

Mikan#2593

Wowee, good for you

I added you my name starts with C

see#2229

i like how most of the people in these threads pretend that they're not rock bottom losers when they put in months of work to cash out $50 occasionally.
you can make more money doing surveys or dumpster diving. don't act like you're better than anyone else.

? I don't do it for money, and no one is trying to say they aren't a loser except for
and this sounds like bait.

Awwh, someone is upset

i've never been cat fished friendo, because I'm not fucking retarded

or you are too stupid to think you can't be catfished, and so you have been but were too confident.

you losers just feed into your suicidal depression and disassociative disorders doing this shit

clean your rooms and grow up

no its more like I'm not fucking retarded
if you think I don't know how to be confident about it, please post how old you are, the first letter of your first name, and your state, and i will demonstrate how its possible to be confident when talking to someone for a few months.

Oh boy, user knows how to use the internet when given information.

22, A, Rogaland. show me your skills lol

So are you guys mentally ill larpers or do you just find this stuff funny?

What country are you pretending to be from ?

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idk where to look for records in your shithole country for free lad, id try I'd I wasn't at work, my point is that digitized birth records gets this down to four or so flags to confirm whether someone is real, and you'd have to be fucking retarded unless your catfishing degeneracy involves substantial identity theft of someone living in the same city as you

>norway a shithole country
>can't figure anything out unless it's USA
Good demonstration

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Look at this badass go. You'd be dealing with a shit catfisher to get that much info anyway.

I'm mentally ill, yes

if you refuse to give your state, age, first name and gender, then you only catfish morons. im not sure how they're capable of breathing if they don't see the red flag when you can't provide them with any of that.
i am at work and on mobile user, I don't care enough to research where commie records are.

I've never had anyone ask for all that info. Most people don't even care what state you're in desu, and won't be upset if you decide not to divulge. I'm going to stop replying to you

Literally what is stopping a catfish from lying about all of that information, idiot. Stop trying to be a badass on the internet

New to catfishing here, whats the point of ot? What do you gain from catfishing other people

Gives you something to do. It feels good having a guy around your finger

catfish me pls user

the fact that if the information doesn't match with a drive by geolocation you know they're a catfish

You are literally the only person going through this effort. And I thought my overly paranoid nature thanks to myself catfishing was bad.

all of the above information is gleaned through normal conversation, and you asked how i know I'm not a moron, and i explained it to you. are you angry both at your dissociative trips don't work on anyone with an IQ less than 100?

Idk what the fuck you're talking about lad but most people don't share any of those details with people they're talking online. If someone asked me for all that crap straight off the bat i'd assume THEY are the ones up to something.

honestly, at this point I'm so broken I don't give a shit if the person behind the monitor doesn't really love me as long he/she can pretend doing well enough

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DireAndy#4170
If you are still here I would love to hear from you.

The joke is that basically everything in those catfish conversations is real except for the personal information you're given by that person. Don't assume that people can actually pretend to be interested for months on end. A lot of it is geniune to a degree except even the guys doing it are in denial. They're just as lonely as you and they actually like the attention they get.

no one said straight off the bat
>nobody gives name, gender, age, state, first name
that's like the bare minimum to ever even consider being intimate and relate to another human being. you catfish retards, dude.

please catfish me then

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Hi where do I get cat fished
I am very lonely

Onion#0930

Yeah, the overwhelming majority of people would not give away any of that information except maybe age and in some cases state when just talking. If you're talking about an actual online relationship then you're fucking retarded for doing that in the first place. What does an online "relationship" constitute in the first place? Some whore telling you sweet nothings and you sending her betabux? Lmaoing @ ur life if you actually do that.

What dog whistle names have you used for your cat fishing acounts?

listen man, you catfish retards. no one said anyyhing about relationships, and the only thing to lmao about is the fact that you're a fatass who catfishes people and doesn't know how people actually interact. that's all basic information and you're damage controlling and shifting goalposts after "lmao you can never tell who's a catfish."