Born once

You thought you have it bad, huh? Nice to meet you. I'm
>LUCKY

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>born once
>named January

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Is Isaiah a good name?

>thinks this is his first birth

>TFW i am atheist
It's time to be born again through Jesus

Faithless fool. When the lord comes, enjoy nothing.

It's not the same you dumb bitch.

You sound pretty hardcore dude

>Born once
>Named Alex

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Hank is worse than Henry. It's not 1950 anymore.

His name is Indiana dumbass.

It's a good name. People can call you Harry or Hal and Henry V is one of the greatest pieces of literature ever.

>born once
>named Jules

>named after the biggest chadperator the world has seen
>this is somehow a bad thing

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>born once
>named christopher
>too many people already named chris
>never the only chris in a room
>when i meet new people they always call me christian and not christopher you know my actual name

Fucking end me. I wish I had a different name Henry is a pretty good name op I don't know what you're so upset about.

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>born once
>named Tristen

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>not becoming Hardcore Henry
Pathetic, it's like you don't even want a fake girlfriend to manipulate you into becoming a human weapon after she replaced your limbs with robotic parts.

That's a cool fucking name faggot.

>named after Hitler

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Embrace it fag

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only faggots and Jewish actors have their names legally changed

to be fair, it's literally a saxonification of the hebrew name moshe.

damn I'm sorry user. Are you a dudeweed music-festival type?

>born once
>named Christian
>everyone calls me Chris
>get contantly lumped in with Christopherfags

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And is your family name 'casino'?

>born once
>named chloe
xd
>now my name is michael
>this angers the frogposter

lol

where did we come from what the fuck is the point?

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>dads name is christian
>mom names me christopher
>mom names sister kristen

I'm seriously considering a name change it's not even funny anymore.

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>tfw Jackson

I like my name tb h

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Oof. Do people pronounce it "trishten" all the time?

that movie was fucking wild

>tfw Xavier
end me

Im sorry miss jackson (oohh) I am for reeeal
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a million times

>one life
>named Marc

why live

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>be born once
>have the most easily fixable problem
Hi my name is chad

my name is guner.

>Name is Anthony

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Pretty sure Henry Rollins is a virgin

>Born once
>Immigrant family
>Parents give me "slightly foreign" name
>No one can pronounce it, so much for "slightly foreign"
>I want to change my name to the normal counterpart
>Imagine "Jacob" as the normal name and "Jokeb" as my name
>If only you knew how bad things really are.

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No, he was raped by his step-dad

jackson isnt even MY LAST NAME I'M NOT A GIRL REEEEEEE

>born once
>named Cameron

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>calvin

I used to hate it and went by my middle name for my entire childhood. In college I went by my first name in classes because I had new professors every 10 weeks. Now I'm 31 and everyone at work calls my Calvin. It's whatever.

>tfw people try to call me Cal

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That's who came to mind when I saw the name Henry toohy

They named the dog indiana

I've met a couple of kelvins, but never a calvin

Ever thought of going by your middle name, user? Do you even have a middle name?

decaemous??

>born once
>named Abraham Lotion

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Unironically the most Chad name out there

>born once
>named Andy

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all normal names

Try being named Dylan.... :(

at least you're named after the original school shooter(s)

Try being named Eli despite looking aryan as fuck

My name is Alison. I'm a man.

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You think you have it Bad, my name is

>chips

I hate being named Dylan.
Whenever there's another Dylan in any sort of thing, I'm always referred to as the lesser Dylan.

>born once named KEVIN

FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT

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God I fucking despise my name, Ryan

>born once
>named ronnie
Top this you fucks, every name ITT is fucking normal, except probably moses.

Henry is a decent name you cunt

>named Connor
>not even Irish

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well any one I know who is named Henry or Hank is 50+.
Its not a bad name
could be worse i know a guy named Herb

I'm named David and I'm not even Jewish

hey fuck off it's a good name

>born once
>Named Erick
Bredy gud

>Oh look ! Henry has come to see us.
Pretty dope if u ask me

My name is so unique that even telling you it will allow to find out who i am with a simple google search

>born once
>born northerneuropean Anglo/Dane
>get Mediterranean name
WHY!?

Unironically a dude named Stacey, not even the girly type. The workplace and school bullying has never ceased

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>born
>black
>nigger name

=/

Mfw have a little brother named Christopher

>Be born
>First name is Jeff Jr
>Last name is Jefferson
I hate this

>born once
>not called wolfgang

he was a good player dude

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SKIPPY
MY NAME IS SKIPPY

LMAO CIRCUMCISION

>born once
>given a foreign name that everyone pronounces wrong

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My name is fucking Humperdinck, fucking Humperdinck. My mother just LOVED The Princess Bride and watched it ten million times while pregnant had to name me fucking Humperdinck in her pregnant delusion. I tell people that my name is Henry

The Princess Bride is a great movie Humperdick

i was named after a fuckin flower

im not gonna say my name cuz its so unique and people will recognize me

i go by my middle name joel now

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>anno domini 2000+18
>be called fucking Cornelius

>Try being named Dylan.... :(

I know that feel man

>born once
My name is fucking Gnor

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>boern onec
>be named Jimmy

>born
>named Daniel

Name is oddly fitting now that I think about it

Trapped in the lions den and shit.

Are you really tan by any chance?

Mose (hard z sound) sounds pretty baller. Also, most names have spiritual meanings. If I were you I'd go by "Mose"

Yeah, and you are a blackbot. Izz is also a cool derivation