Need to get a haircut

I usally just keep a serial killer dead pan star in the mirror and after a few seconds they get the hint.

I also hate when they ask the every milistic detail even when you show the picture . Like seriously just cut it as the same as the picture

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>implying thats a bad thing
even still imagine actually being a hairlet

>hairdresser fairly close to where i live
>female staff ask all sorts of bullshit questions expecting a conversation
>male staff only ever ask 2 questions:
>"what do you want?" and "how are you paying?"
absolute bliss

>Getting le Freeform Dreads

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>my hair looks like a fucked up gray mop, I think it's time again
>go to my barber
>how do you want it?
>idk
>ok
>cuts my hair
>he's OK with the silence, been going there for 5 years
>finishes, I hand him 3 bucks
>see ya in six months bro
>thanks bro
he's a cool guy

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Yeah it's true. Why do stacies want to interrogate everyone?

currently growing my hair out i wanna dye it in rainbow colors like 6ix9ine

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Just say a friend recommended you to her.

>always say the same three buzzwords which describe which haircut i want
>always look somehow different afterwards
>haircutter asks me if i want wax or gel or some shit into my hair
>litereally live three meters next to haircutter
>say no
>haircutter women has same face expression like my mom when i say i dont like an especial type of clothes
hate it so much

>hair has to look like shit before it grows in how I like it

>get hair cut short
>grow hair out to shourlders
>cut it short again
It's not a stylistic choice, I just really hate getting it cut

Grow le freeform dreads and get face muh tattoos

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Sluts will be on me divk

Do you really need an answer?

Bump this tjread im drunk

>not picking a barbershop full of sluts who talk to eachother instead of you but are still pressing their tits against your head
are you even trying senpai

>getting hair cut
>stylist is an old asian woman that's shorter than me sitting down
>broken english in a thick accent
>can't understand a word
>"ha ou wan heicaht?" ("How do you want your haircut?")
>doesn't matter what I say because she just does the same but shorter
>tries to make small talk but I can't understand her
>can only nod, laugh, and say uh-huh
>she must get mad at this because she starts digging in the comb too hard and pricking my ears with the scissors
>final cut looks terrible
>repeat every haircut for 20 years

>get tired of these and actively seek out mens barber shops
>find exactly one over thirty minutes away
>book appoint and choose the whitest, most masculine name they have
>get there and the receptionist tells me the guy is out sick today and someone else will be filling in
>old asian lady comes out from the back
>"ha ou wan heicaht?"
MOTHER FUCKER

>be redhead
>get a haircut
>hairdresser keeps saying how pretty my hair is and how much she loves redheads
>still don't tip her

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Lol im a avatarniggerfaggot

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Tip white "le alt right nigger"
>you think you are edgy for using muh secret pol board ad hating niggers

Reply you white incels

>letting an inferior female cut your hair

>not full alan moore

My haircuts are typically silent because I suck at small talk. Who cares if it's awkward, you'll have a nice haircut afterwards and the barber only gives a shit about your money

Be glad you still have hair you normiescum nw1 faggot

origg

>barber is less than a block away
>Vietnamese guy, hardly speaks English
>barely says a word
>feels like getting a massage for half an hour

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>been going to same local barber for 21 years
>he still tries to make small talk

please I don't want to make it awkward for you.

Get your haircut once a week kids. A nice fade will make your fat face look a little more normal.