So I;ve read a book called "the water of life" (john w armstrong) in which the author explains how he treated people with really serious diseases by telling them to drink their own piss (and rub it in their bodies). He also says you will look 15 years younger if you drink your own piss and wash your face with it.
Now I'm obsessed with things that make you young, and have studied lots of them (intermittent fasting-calorie restriction) being one of them, I'm 99% ready to start drinking my own piss
Is there anyone on this board who does it and has an opinion on it? This is not a joke
because its healthy in the same way as rotten leaves in soil make beautiful flowers grow, fertilising
Henry Peterson
>looking for piss drinkers
You're better off over in Jow Forums asking the Poos.
Camden Sullivan
Is your piss rotten? Are you a flower?
Josiah Gonzalez
>This is not a joke But I'd guess it's a joke of the author >Out, drinking with some buddies >Eww, dude, that beer tastes like piss! >hahaha, you know all about that or what? >No, of course not, who in their right mind would drink something that their body has decided is waste? >hehehe, hold my beer!
Samuel Harris
Some hindus will imbibe their urine for cleansing and purification.
Also, it's taught in survivalism.
Levi Fisher
>Doctor here >urine contains most of the poisons your body is trying to discard Bullshit if I've ever seen bullshit in my life. Urine is virtually sterile, knob head.
Oliver Peterson
sterile = not poisonous Cool learned something new today. Always wanted to eat some lead paint, but apparently it's toxic. But with your newfound knowledge, I'll just sterilize it and enjoy my newfound non-toxi lead. Thanks, m8
Christopher Ramirez
Get in here, Jow Forums! Piss is the new onions! With piss, onions, and lifting plugs, we'll be invincible.
>Is there anyone on this board who has an opinion on it?
I've got an opinion on it. My opinion is that anyone who wants to can write a book. In fact, I'm just finishing my book on the health benefits of shitposting on Jow Forums instead of exercising. I'll send you a signed copy for $25. PM me with your address.
Dude, your pathetic strawman attempt to appear as a doctor is laughable. Name the poisons that are contained in a normal healthy human's urine. Pro-tip it's not lead.
Grayson Stewart
What kind of retarded poo in loo doctor are you when you don't even know urine is no longer sterile as soon as it touches air? This is why the NHS is a fucking disaster, because we got so many cunts with degree from Black Hole of Calcutta.
I'm not the doctor you where originally replying to, but if you do not understand that sterile and non-toxic are totally different things, you are beyond helping.
Brayden James
so what if it contains bacteria? the human body also has bacteria
Ironically, I will get a doctors degree this summer, so there's that. And when will you get your >I'm special :D badge you can proudly wear when you take the shortbus to your "university"?
Xavier Walker
You fucking spastic
Jaxon Taylor
>I'm 17 and planning on becoming an M.D. one day because I think life always turns out the way I plan it to because I don't know what a real struggle feels like I got my MSc in physics at 22 mate, you're absolutely out of it
Michael James
What university gives any degree (besides gender studies) to someone who can't even discern between toxins and pathogens?
When I worked as a charity mugger I had a 30 min talk with a guy who did this and he claimed it cured all his ailments. What is the science behind it? What on earth in your piss could cure anything?
Jack Baker
You aren't a doctor, "poisons", lol.
Justin Peterson
i'm 19, and I hate those memes. they're just not funny
Aiden Lopez
I came here for this
Ryder Adams
Jesus the point went so far above your head it’s probably in orbit
Jaxson Morris
I give myself a boner in the shower every morning, then point my dick straight up to piss on my face. I’m 30, but I look 23. I attribute this to my daily face pissing.
I used to drink my piss a lot. Sometimes I'd even age it then drink it. I haven't for a while. I'm not sure if it works or if it was all placebo, cause I'd feel fucking hyped after drinking it. Also I went to a summer party last year where there were some people from highschool I hadn't seen in a while and they all said I looked great.
Landon Bell
I literally made a joke post a few days ago about how every dumbass meme on this website starts out like this and said someone will claim drinking their own piss makes them feel better and by the placebo effect people will join in and there'll be threads about it for years.
The only problem is unlike nofap, onions, and all that gluten intolerance level bullshit drinking your piss is too gross to catch on as much.
Grayson Sullivan
I missed this pic, thanks.
Xavier Turner
My grandma used to do this pretty often. I don't know if she keeps doing it and I don't want to know.
