Rich user here. This is a complete joke. I see bodybuilder types fail to get women all the time, and the ones they do get are vapid whores. Meanwhile, if I dress appropriately, slick my hair back and showcase my wealth, I can go up on the street and kiss any woman I want with no repercussions.
You know why? Women only care about how well you can take care of them. And money is the #1 above all indicator of that. No matter how hard you try, no matter how ripped, no matter how aesthetic, no matter how much you look like Zyzz, I will be there, and they will ALWAYS follow me.
I pull high class whores daily. I show them my McLarin and they immediately follow me. Even the reserved ones, the ones that would scoff at going to sleep with you in some cheap hotel. I can turn a virgin into a bad girl overnight, while you waste away attempting to pull tinder whores who have taken 200 other dicks, and probably have STDs.
I don't say this to disparage you, but you really have to step up your game and realize that wealth and status are the only things that matter in this world. Working out for women won't get you shit. And until you realize this, you... Are shit.
And yet somehow, at some point in your life, you've felt the urge to download a picture of >le meme SS man unto your device and use it to shitpost on Jow Forums. See, we're not so different after all, my friend.
Jayden Thompson
Imagine having a life so empty and sad you write out 4 paragraphs of obvious LARPing in the hope of getting a rise out of someone
Hudson Clark
People have a misconception of how rich people tend to live their lives. It's not all yachts and lamborghinis 100% of the time. That's hollywood movies mate. I'm a standup comedian, and I love to shitpost on here as well as other places for giggles.
On a serious note, women only care about one thing:
Social Status
People often conflate this with being rich, because more often than not people of high social status are also well off financially. However, this is not necessarily the case. There's plenty of stock traders that are just rich-as-fuck mathematicians with no social skills. They don't get laid. On the other hand, there's plenty of college students that are super popular but poor as fuck (like most students), and they get laid all the time, with hot girls too. It's also the reason why ugly, fat, short and bald celebrities get laid: Because they're celebrities. Everyone you can think of that gets laid a lot have high social status. Everyone you can think of that doesn't get laid, has low social status. That's all there is to it.
People say, "no it's money" or "no it's power" or "no it's looks", but these are all just corollaries of the one thing that really matters: Social status. Don't forget that.
Justin Wood
>the ones they do get are vapid whores so do rich guys and good looking guys
Luke Long
>mfw my girl is the bread winner of the relationship >pulls in 400k a year, will be about 600k in another decade or so >loves me to death and just wants me to stay shredded AF >spend all day erryday working out, cooking, playing vidya and guitar
You only need wealth to get the parasites who want to latch onto someone for money. She'll be spending your money and banging chads while you're at work.
I met my current gf of a year and a half because she was mirin me during a university event that I had my shirt off at. People who claim getting Jow Forums won't help you with women either haven't tried, are blatantly lying, or they forgot to supplement their regimen with Starting Social Skills and are DYEBU.
OP here, if you read my original post you'd see I addressed this. Social status is still #2 to money generally IMO.
Blake Reed
I know this is b8, but getting rich is just as hard as, if not harder than, getting Jow Forums, and if you just use the money to buy thots, you don't even get to keep what you've worked for. Being Jow Forums may not be as effective as an investment to exchange for pussy, but you can "cash out" whenever you want without really losing what you've invested.
Side note, being Jow Forums isn't just abut looking good; it revolves around sets of habits being formed that will help an individual remain in good health for an arbitrarily large amount of time.
tl;dr Jow Forums > Jow Forums BTFO
Logan Hill
And she only stayed with you because of personality.
Ryder Morales
But being fit is what made her give me the time of day before she knew about my personality. You can't brush aside how important body/looks are in making someone want to get into a relationship at the start.
Kevin James
I guarantee I could make her cheat on you with me within a week.
Juan Roberts
She and thousands of other girls would've seen you if you pulled up in a lambo, being fat as shit instead. And each of them would give it up.
Tyler Richardson
>Working out for women won't get you shit. And until you realize this, you... Are shit. >Working out for women
OP you are a fool with money you will get separated from your money soon from cunning women. Hit the gym DYEL
Levi Lewis
Teach me how to dress casually and look like rich user then. Bonus points if I can appear rich on a budget
Wyatt Brooks
>dont marry >women cant steal money
neat
Christopher Hughes
So you are implying we lift for girls? Are you fucking kidding me bro? If I wanted girls, I wouldnt spend 2 hours 5x a week at the gym and follow an autistic diet. If I wanted girls, I would go out to clubs/bars 5 days a week and approach every women I find attractive.
I lift to leave humanity behind and because I have always been obsessed with big guy superheroes. Now get back to Jow Forums and watch your scamcoins collapse some more
Buy yourself a nice tuxedo. Hell, buy yourself one of those cheap premade ones too. Most women wont notice shit.
Rent out a lambo for $300 a day, or a limo, both are dirt cheap. Get some cheap but expensive looking wines and put them in there, trust me, they wont know the difference
boom, you're rich and successful. You take her back to a nice hotel because your penthouse is under maintenance
remember tho: sex before marriage is a sin
Cameron Nelson
Who the fuck calls a tuxedo casual.
Connor Cooper
>rent a lambo for $300 a day /o/ here You're retarded if you think we all have access to rental places that have lambos for $300 a day And if that's the case, it's most probably a shit Gallardo with 100k miles
Jackson Phillips
Allow me to present to you: OP - The Drama (The Experience)
>What do you mean 'pre-nup', I thought you loved me! >I do love you baby, I just think it'd be a good id- >You don't TRUST ME? We're meant to be together FOREVER, I didn't marry you for your money you asshole >Enjoy being with whatever slut will have you after me, I'm done
And then OP dies old and alone with piles of cash to keep him company.
Jeremiah Bell
That's why a pre-nup should be the default option, and there should be some major paperwork in the way of going the non-pre-nup way.
kek I am the son of a literal billionaire you subhuman poor person. dont ever call yourself rich unless you have atleast 2 private jets you retard.
Caleb Richardson
Barron, go to bed. You're too young to post here.
Hunter Rogers
No, money is, at best, #2 to social status.
Ryan Evans
Wear very well fitting clothes with fun/fancy designs that are not too loud. Scheme your colors well and your aesthetic well. If you’re in college have a backpack that is clearly luxurious but not ostentatious. Be well groomed and wear a nice watch. Have a perfect replica gucci or lv wallet, or something of the like. There you go- you look rich