Is it possible to be a vegan stacy?

i have. they are pretty damn good atleast well above the rest of any other non meat burgers i have tried. i recommend trying em if u can find em in a store.

pretty sure they cooked it wrong, I mean it has beetroot in it so it can have a bloodish look to it when you cook it rare/medrare

I've eaten it. It has the taste and texture of meat but not quite.

Most sponsored and artificial happy look ever. Fuck shills and retards who willingly repost and like this shit.

angst

>That'll be $9.99 plus tip for 2 burgers

>I enjoy meat

vegans will literally never be able to refute this

>Buying shitty frozen grocery store patties
>Not making your own patties out of ground beef

People actually do this?

Gross. She has the personality of a drunk 19 year old in a strip club on the poor side of town. The hair style doesn't make you Stacey.

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I know a doctor in my area that is willing to pay $10,00 for you to follow a diet for a week and then he will make a burger out of your shit and eat it. He doesn't pay you if you don't watch. Sickening fetish but for $10,000 Id follow his rules.

This. Women and social media were mistakes.

>single patty
Never gonna make it

>no personality
>made well-edited cooking video

What have you done lately?

Other than shitposting on Jow Forums, that is

>implying she edited that herself and didn't get one of her legions of white knight beta orbiters to do it trying to date her while she fucks Chad.

do you like meat that has been rotting in the sun for three days?

yes

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God she's fucking annoying.

Most normies can't boiling pasta or bake a potato.

Yeah she thinks she's being cute which I wouldnt mind if it weren't for the fact shes fucking not

And even then it's still annoying

>he used chimps as a example
OH NO NO NO

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Beyond retarded

I think the target market isn't vegans, but omnivores who want to cut down their meat intake but still enjoy the taste.

Yeah, it's impossible to be a vegan chad tho

t. vegan girl who fucks meat eaters because most vegan "males" are soyboys with mental problems

>using chimps as an example of furgivores

As a vegetarian, stop making us look retarded

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This.
When I was vegan I’d always think that I would never never never date a vegan male because every single one I’ve met has fucking mental issues

t. meatcucks with 1/10 bait

Or is it just COPE because VEGANCHAD stole your girl and now the only meat on her menu is his PERPETUALLY ERECT vegan cock?

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>Stacy = mentally unstable
>Vegan = mentally unstable
>Vegan Stacy = Mentally unstable ^ 2
imagine having to live with that.

>We were designed to eat plants
This is why we can digest cellulose and as such can eat leaves and grass like all the other herbivores right?

Those vegan burgers arent lent approved m8. Especially dont eat them on the last day of the great lent plox. Eating fake meat is still eating meat, also no over eating. ALL IN MODERATION SENPAI

t. girl (male)

i want to fuck women but i also hate their personalities and constant attention seeking how do i reconcile this

it's a physiological classification, not a behavioural one. If a cow decides to eat an egg it doesn't suddenly stop being a herbivore

neck hangs x failure

try engaging with individuals rather than categories, chill the fuck out, decide that 'incel' is a lame identity to choose

>Jow Forums unironically doesn't hate that webm

wtf happened to this place? that girl is completely insufferable and not even hot

La luz extinguido...

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I wonder how expensive that patty was.

how about you fuck off

Stacy is not mentally unstable

Yes she is, everyone just puts up with it because she's pretty.

What a waste.

>make basic bitch burger
>put basic bitch vegetables on it
>act like you're a queen for being able to top lettuce on a burger

100% true.

wrong

Stacy is mentally stable and confident because she's never had any difficulties in her life

>not hot
shifty. its basically just a low budget TV ad, calm your tits.

Dumbeat post in this thread.

I'd be a vegan if it was easy to have tasty food.

I eat a bunch of meat alternatives already, alongside actual meat. Some are really nice. There are some meat-free meatballs I actually enjoy more than real meatballs.

Thing is you just can't match a grilled chicken breast or a quality burger with meat free alternatives. Milk alternatives are absolutely revolting too.

The best vegan meals are ones that are traditionally vegan, you shouldn't need mock meats

it's probably not an ad, it's a "look at me I'm so quirky give me attention" kind of thing. I've seen dozens of these where there's no product placement, but there is a le so quirky girl doing funny faces while making le healthy meal.

She seems insufferable and I want to fuck her

why are meatcucks so hateful?

Genius

>reeee im not the problem please validate me fellow incels

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Why did she cut so much vegetables down for one burger?

>man
>jaw movement
>vertical

*moves jaw sideways*

what a shit chart

Do you chew food moving your jaw horizontally?

>conveniently excluding frugivores

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>plant burger
>sriracha
>avocado
>ketchup on the side of the bun
This is why no one likes women.

>not chewing sideways to spite the vegans
Cuck.

>Omnivores

Not the same user, but c'mon man. Omnivore is a scientific term. It describes literally all humans. It's not a term that should be used to describe people who have a normal diet.

saliva is acidic though...

>is it possible to be a vegan stacy?
Yes. The video clearly proves it.

But... We cook our meat, we done for tens of thousands of years, we don't need to shear it ?

> cute
> dump a can of premade pumpkin puree into a blender
> "vegan food"
> smile and dance a bit
> make millions

life is suffering.

So we're just going to ignore this post then?

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I'd eat shit for free.

She obviously didn't grow up eating Beyond Burger. She obviously doesn't eat it every day. She obviously is participating in a viral marketing campaign for Beyond Burger. That very well may have been the the first time she even ate a Beyond Burger. How can you be so easily fooled?

I enjoy raping your mom.
I enjoy killing strangers on the street.

>You will never be able to refute this
See the problem?

yes

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underrated good post

>autism

post a picture comparing digestive tracts

With enough money to eat expensive shit and post it on social media anyone can look like a stacy then?

more like

>huh that looks pretty good
>get 4 patties today for the low price of $14.99

who is she

Chimps eat meat.
Humans cook.
Meat is so goddamn delicious.

Vegans are hypocrites.

this is your brain off meat

you forgot fire
and tools, you faggot
Human beans are the only species to have their evolution take place side by side with their own technology. your infograph is retarded and dishonest.

>no soy

This will fail in the vegan market.

>responding like a retard because you got called out for being retarded.

It's $5.99 for 2 burgers, which is too steep to be worth it.

where can I buy human beans

You know chimps will hunt and eat meat, right?

lybia.
they black beans tho

The type of vegan to eat fake meat and cheese products are the most mentally deranged of them all.

> m-meat tastes good so animal murder is justified!
> s-sex feels good so rape is justified!
> h-having free shit feels good so stealing is justified!

>Liking the taste of meat but not being a fan of murdering animals
>Mentally deranged

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>meatfags
>constantly talk about their food, how good it is etc
>vegan posts about eating something
>meatcucks instantly triggered by lack of flesh in a single meal

RRREEEEEE VEGETABLES

You can't murder animals you brainlet.

anyone else find this kind of cringey?