Anyone invent a time machine yet?

Yes but you can only travel forwad

anons scarf looks gay, kys scarf-fag

Why do you bully me user

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go suck off a scarf homo

You are lucky this isnt real life bitch

Think of it like this. Write a note in your room saying "TIME TRAVEL". If your future self doesn't appear at that moment then you probably won't time travel in your lifetime.

yea i am cause i'd have to explain why your ass is knocked out

You in NY cause if you are lets meet so I can kick you fucking ass you fuck, ive been training for this

no i dont live in fag york, I'm not a flaming fag

Where you at you mother fucking piece of trash

shut up you scarf wearing homo

Thats right, be afraid pusssssyyyyy

you wear fucking scarfs

Ill choke you with it bitch faggott

your boyfriend probably chokes you with it while you fucks your ass

Show yourself nigger bitch

>"wahh y u bully me user :("

kek you're pathetic

Say that to my fucking face fagggot

y u bully me user :(

Thats what I thought coward

kek you're such a pussy, you wouldn't really fight any robot

shut the fuck up you limp wristed "cute" poster

Lets prove it, meet me right now
>inb4 you refuse to meet/ignore what I said

isn't time travel possible forwards and not backwards?

that whole theory of relativity thing goes like:
a car is moving 50mph, and they throw a ball that travels 30 mph. To the car, the ball is 30mph, but to an observer, the ball is going 80mph.

if the car threw something at the speed of light though, the rate is the same for both the car and the observer, so light is faster than anything, and anything that isn't light can be perceived differently, meaning that the speed of light is a constant and time can be a variable.

so can't you just travel a light year away and then come back and be in a different earth year?

You wouldn't even need to travel a light year, you'd just need to go really really fast for a while. Even the ISS has a noticeable effect.

I've also seen it posited that if you go far enough into the future you will loop back around into the past, thereby making time travel backward possible.

if the universe is spinning then a path could possibly be charted that ends backwards in time.

>even the iss has a noticeable effect
please elaborate

this type of conversation really gets the ol neurons firing

does that mean we can go back far enough to see what was before the big bang. i mean, even if you could, how would you relay the message back to earth?

and if you could time travel back in time, then that would mean that you exist in the past at whatever your age means. you didn't cease to exist, so, that means that your family members are also on the same timeline as you. does this mean that there are multiple instances of us existing at various ages at any given time?

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Correction: not noticeable necessarily, but calculable and significant.

Too lazy to explain so I found some sauces.

ideonexus.com/2009/02/17/how-much-does-time-dilate-for-the-iss-astronauts/
space.com/33411-astronaut-scott-kelly-relativity-twin-brother-ages.html

>520 days @ 17,000+mph for a 5 millisecond time dilation

fuck this

i just wanna play death stranding already

17000 mph is slow as balls though. Try an interplanetary craft. The record speed of a Jupiter orbiter is about 130K