Yea... so tell me again why I should lift?

yea... so tell me again why I should lift?

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I'm so horny today. Should I just go fuck a prostitute?

Fap and then decide

Because you're not as rich as that guy.

What he said.

That’s a bingo.

You're not Elon Musk you fucking idiot

hes in shape tho.

if you don't want to, then you dont have to.

Of course he's in shape, he can fast and eat 3 steak salads per week and drink nothing but water. I'm forced to drink soda and eat pizza and twinkies because I'm poor. He's so rich he can bike to work, while I have to drive in a car I can't afford.

Have a pity (You).

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You can either lift or be a millionaire, take what is closer to achieve for you.

he can afford the best hair transplant money can buy

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>tfw Thiel is one of those psychic vampires Alex Jones warned you about

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You MUST be fucking larping
Or just poor AND dumb

Listen to this guy

honestly i hope this is a troll

Because you're not a billionaire and you're also not attractive

cause its easier to get Jow Forums than to get the government to support your pet projects while you make millions

the absolute state of murica

I lift because I always loved superheroes and wanted to be a big guy just like them.
How about you OP, why do you lift?

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this succubus is going to stop us getting to Mars

whats easier

going to the gym a few times a week

or becoming a billionare

kek'd. an updoot for u good sir. and my axe xD

this. a thousand times this. came here to say this.

>le reddit spacing xD

but no seriously i laughed.

by the looks of it he does some exercise even if it isnt an autistic lifting program.

Because it's easier and faster than becoming a billionaire

why the fuck would you type this out?

+1
Also you don't have his charisma and you can't sell yourself as good

This, for all decisions in life

>This, for all decisions in life

>what do you want to eat user?
>ummm i'll be right back
>why does he always do that?

Are you all retarded or am I for responding to bait?

Forced to drink soda? I think all the Twinkies clogged your brain. You can eat healthy and still save money. Check out Jow Forumsbudgetfood

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Ironically Thiel funds the altright and helped Trump into office. The swamp never left.

this sum tasty bait

He does lift though

kek

Elon lifts several times a week

fuck you i bingewatched 3 hours of elon musk talking
why

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>not just whipping your dick out on the spot every time you make a decision
pleb

>not understanding sarcasm

Jesus sometimes the meatheads on this board are really fucking retarted

yeah just become a charismatic billionaire instead

what

>This rich celebrity can bag 10/10 women without lifting so therefore i can

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Because the jews only choose 1 or 2 people to become memes.

this

>elon musk
>charismatic
lmao, he's managed to elevate his PR image a bit but he's still autism incarnate.

SO you don't have to settle for all the guys sloppy seconds.

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