Wow hes jacked - oh wait

i ll go for 77.5 kg 3x5 bench today

wish me luck bros

It would be extremely pleasurable.

I don't blame you. It's probably rough to realize you put all your effort into looking good for girls when you really should have been putting it into having an attractive personality. I'm happy for this fat son of a bitch.

>Cheating on someone is alpha

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He looks like he's loaded. I'm not saying it's the whole story, but it's probably a very important factor

He’s a big guy

pathetic incel

I think he lives in her mansion and shit.

no u

FUCking ruined it cunt

She's a shitskin. Fact that brings her 5 points down in looks.

>The girl face

Didn't notice till now, further proof porn kills your brain cells

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She makes waaaaaay more than him, but they broke up after HE cheated on HER.

It is. It's morally wrong, but that has nothing to do with it.

>Known as sausage in the gaming community, Evan is an average Joe who hit the jackpot. These two met shortly after the Metal Gear Rising video series and for years gamers have wondered exactly why she chooses to be with Sausage, considering he’s..well.. not a Brad Pitt look-alike. However, they seem to be extremely happy together and we wish them all the happiness in the world.

But a lot of you would love to know how he got to be with SSSniperwolf? Well, it is a story that is hard to wrap your head around. One day, Sausage sent a private message to Lia saying that “I would drag my balls through a field of broken glass just to hear you fart through a Walkie-Talkie.” This line is something most women would not even find worthy of a reply but not SSSniperwolf.

She found it to be the “funniest and smartest” thing she ever heard. They started chatting and skyping all day long and finally decided to meet and start a relationship. They have an on and off relationship, and they break up a lot but always find their way back to each other.

Maybe he's just a great person. You fags look for every excuse in the book before accepting a rational reason. Good on him. Maybe learn a thing or two off him rather than shooting him down.

What's with her face?

Great thread

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who cares about women

I look good because I like looking good
in the past year I doubt I've had a toilet break under ten minutes in work because I can't resist pulling off my shirt and admiring how beautiful I am

no woman will give you that

It took me some time to figure out these relationships usually have a caveat of the more attractive one given permission to fuck around with others as long as they don't leave

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So in other words she goes off and fucks other guys and comes back to him when she needs money or guaranteed attention

That makes me feel a bit better about everything

It's weird that you need someone else's life to be shit to feel good.

Cope if I've ever seen it.

Keep working on yourselves lads you're not done yet.

hehe

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>in the past year I doubt I've had a toilet break under ten minutes in work because I can't resist pulling off my shirt and admiring how beautiful I am
are you me
I literally have a large mirror installed in my room and I don't watch the tv while I eat, I sit in front of the mirror and stare at myself.
Also I do pic related but subtly whenevr I'm out, I just can't get enough.

pic

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fukken same lads, although I'm realistically 7/10 but still proud af

I'm like a 8 lmao but I have a stupid french crop. I still keep it and brush it back when grills are around. Always works..
I used to be a fat kid (not very fat).
I'm kind of attached to the french crop

>“I would drag my balls through a field of broken glass just to hear you fart through a Walkie-Talkie.”
>the "funniest and smartest" thing she ever heard
fat son of a bitch didn't even come up with that line

How do you know?
Were you at the invention parade?

Sage thread

newfag get out

like honestly, how much of a virgin can u be?

Enough of a virgin to dwell in this shit board
>hurr cheating is alpha

underrated, thanks for the chuckle

Alphas do the morally right thing though.

gl breh

haha well the truth is stranger than fiction i suppose

>know how he got to be with SSSniperwolf
I how no idea who any of these people are or why there is stuttering in the written for of their name....
I thought this board was for lifting weights, i have no idea what this cosplay bullshit is