>regular (dude) weed guy is out of town, have to text whatever normie he put in charge
>ask if they have weed
>"Please don't use words like that"
>mfw
Regular (dude) weed guy is out of town, have to text whatever normie he put in charge
Levi Wilson
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Jackson Flores
DUDE
>wait for it
WEEED
>here it comes
LMAO
kys
Liam Martin
>writing a post like this
>telling people to kts
Evan Ward
Nah man you just dont get it, weed personally saved my family from a flaming bus, cured my cancer, filed my taxes, AND wrote this post for me so i could roll another joint
Noah Hall
Kek I hate people like that. For the longest time my dealer was so paranoid he asked me to refer to weed as "Starbucks coupons" and the weight in the cup sizes, so every time I called him I had to say "Can I get three grande size starbucks coupons" which was basically an eighth
William Sanders
ask if he got that oregano hash it's not hard. You'd get shot where i live for saying weed my dude
Mason Ward
>starbucks coupons
that's probably the dumbest one I've ever heard
Really? This chick is the only paranoid dealer I've encountered out here since highschool.
James Young
Arrange an exchange and call the police on him
Adam Cook
Where the fuck do you live you'll get shot for texting a dealer the word weed?
Levi Jackson
I want to die. WHERE!?
Matthew Rogers
Just buy it online, from one of the dozens of delivery companies. Here's one that has been advertising all over the place lately. eaze.com
Oliver Powell
nice link fbi
Cameron Ramirez
uh, when did this change occur?
Charles Edwards
ignore the dumbasses in this thread, police aren't gonna waste their time getting warrants for some stoner's phone
most dealers stop using codewords for weed in high school, the fact that he's so paranoid about it tells me you should stop buying from him until your regular guy gets back
Cooper Ross
If they are at the point they are looking up your phone records you are already completely fucked
Joshua Lewis
Yeah i already made arrangements w/her (not surprisingly the one paranoid dealer i have to deal with since moving is a roastie) so I'm gonna buy from her tomorrow but, not after. I don't fuck w/people that paranoid. Only a matter of time before they do something crazy. If i were a betting robot, i would put money on her being some wannabe highschooler that my regular guy fucks or something
Hunter Jenkins
I don't even have cell service, i text with a wifi app that borrows unused local numbers, more or less. So I'm not worried.
Wyatt Sanchez
Literally no one gives a shit about weed, not the police not the fbi
Caleb Martinez
I live in a certain area in NYC. I can't tell you where for safety reasons but if you say "Hey dude, got some weed" then niggas will straight up know that you are some fed/snitch
Kevin Rodriguez
Well, i guess it's to be expected somewhere like that. I live in rural/suburban TN. Cops only care about opiates here.
Eli Gomez
Kansas but same, I'm op who asked why about getting shot but I'm drunk now. But same
Hudson Reed
omg bro thats fucking unheard of, never has any dealer refrained from using that word, no fucking way yo!
nigger please fuck off
sage
Isaiah Brooks
You clearly don't understand why i made this thread dude
Gavin Foster
i hate obvious faggots like you. want to do something illegal? then stick to the rules and keep it stealthy.
Asher Sullivan
I bet you always look both ways before crossing the street too, coward