/triplemeltburrito/ general - GAINZ Edition

Who /triplemeltburrito/ here?

Folks, Taco Bell has done it again. Another top tier frugal bulking food.

>$1
>410 calories
>15g protein
>16g fat
>50g carbs

Compare that to Soylent which costs 250% more. Soyboys have nothing on this Chad Meal. Why aren't you eating it yet?

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I usually get the five dollar cravings deal. It's like a thousand calories and, as the name suggests, only five bucks. Don't know the protein or any of the other nutritional info.

feels like there should be more than 15g protein in that

That's because 20 percent of it is oat filler

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Nice, I'll get some right away

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>410 calories
>15g protein
>16g fat
>50g carbs

Why don't you list fibers, sodium, cholesterol?

Because none of that matters unless your a faggot. High sodium? Drink more water. High Cholesterol? Its not cuz of the burrito you fat fuck. Fibre? Only useful if you struggle to shit.

Is it safe?

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Dat sodium

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and?

>410
Heh, that's nothing... WATCH THIS

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Literally less then half your di%

Disgusting greasy food with the worst meat quality you can possibly imagine.
Is it a good meal when you are stuck somewhere and have no better options? Sure.
Otherwise? Sure as hell not. Unless you are some trailer trash.

>mfw I buy the buy 1 get 2 free chicken @ tom thumb
>mfw rice is like one cent per pound
>mfw mission brand carb balance tortillas have like a million grams of dietary fiber

fuckin stuff it into a tortilla with some local hot salsa and some shredded cheese, so fucking good. get all your cals and protein and it give you quality shits

Everything is truly there.

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>mfw I forgot to post mfw

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He should crowdfund some fitting suits and slimmer ties. He'd look pretty fucking rad if he just wore some clothes that actually fit him. Every time I see a picture of him I just smell moth balls and Goodwil

>listing fibre for taco bell
You're gonna have explosive diarrhea regardless so why worry about fibre?

>410
>15g protein

That's fucking terrible

Reminder that taco bell ground beef is literally grade D meat and 50% (or more) soy

He legitimately enjoys the larger size suits. A style from a bygone era.

>meat quality
It's taco meat. Are you expecting filet mignon or Kobe beef? The idea comes from Mexico. I don't see people complaining about the meat Quaility in protein powder

Citation please

this new burrito tastes like fucking ass. 50 cent el monterey frozen burritos taste better than this. dear mr taco bell shill, please tell your overlords to bring back the real 5 dollar cravings deal from a year ago, thanks.

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Because fibres is good, it is something you want. Therefore a meal with very low fibres is garbage

>he cares about micros

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Why not get 4 burritos for 1,600 calories for a dollar less

When i started lifting my meal prep was 4 of these a day and whey.