Steve1989mreinfo

What do you guys think this guys workout routine is?

Does he solely eat old MREs as a source of fuel for gains?

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>bypasses new CIA anti-gains agents by eating 50 year old food designed for killing communists
>cortisol levels never leave the ground because of pleasant demeanor
he probably makes gains without working out

it's all those old cigarettes, too. those were healthier back in the day.

this guy 100% browses both Jow Forums and Jow Forums

lmao no he's too pure for Jow Forums, he's probably out camping and posting on ration forums

is this actually true?

It'll have less chemicals in them for sure

>russian mountain mre
>over 6000 cals
>lots of protien and fats
Fug they really are god tier bulkan food

yes,cigs were a lot less cancerous/less filled with chemicals back then

>nice hiss

Sort of, it was a big component of that massive lawsuit in the 90s. Tobacco companies were treating the tobacco with thing like ammonia to boost its effects.
Back in ye olde days cigs were just dried tobacco + paper. Still carcinogenic, though.

He also cleanses his gut by eating rancid 60 year old biscuits.

let's get that out on a tray

Nice. M'kay

I like this superhero origin story

where can i buy the same 24hr MREs he shows? Some of them look fucking delicious

Nice!

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for some reason, with some month gaps between, I find myself watching his videos at like 2am.
comfy and makes me feel relaxed and then I go to sleep

He's probably my best friend and I never met him.

>lifts
>loves history
>chill af
> nerdy but cool
>down to eat shitty food and smoke

>tfw no mre bro

How come no one has made Jow Forums mre? Like a chicken and rice meal pack with protein bars, protein shake mix, dried fruit , coffee, and an empty packet for i.f. ..lol. stupid

They put chemicals in cigarettes to make them go out if you're not actively puffing on them. It's to stop you from burning down the apartment complex if you fall asleep with one in your mouth.

The downside is, go figure, flame retardants are toxic as fuck.

>Implying well-adjusted, postive, nice people like Steve even know about this shithole

>Ewww that's nasty. Let's try a different one to see if it is any better, nope

I love when he does this

It's just 10 cans of tuna and soak with crackers. I know I watched it lol.

Nice!

One day when I have the time I'm gonna edit a porno with his quotes.
>it has a pungent odor
>nice hiss
>this is fowl

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Post your rare Steves

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Okay

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Cigarettes are 100x more carcinogenic today than they were in the 20s.

The problem is forest fires, they put in all those chemicals for the sole purpose of making it burn slower and colder, so it's less likely to ignite shit when thrown out a window.

If people were responsible, cancer rates and forest fires from smoking would be non existent.

Holy shit Shaggy really did go ultra instinct

100% pure bullshit

Nice

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MREs generally have shitloads of carbs to keep you going. They're pretty great to eat before a workout.

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No it wasnt, it was mostly pate