Hard mode: You're with your gf
*Block your path*
yell davai davai SPIN IT
they start dancing and we go our own way
inb4
>*shoots them*
>hehh, yes, i am american
>be Connor
>Have 20 Irish goons
>Throw metal luggage carrier at them
>Start world war 3
>Rampage through the streets murdering Russian cunts while eating potatoes with my trusty weapon. The Bus Slayer.
siema zdzisław, co tam dzisiaj popijasz
Those supposed to be hard boys? Looks like a fruity jazz band or some shit m8.
>twinks
Lol, but seriously, whip out my tactical vodka bottle and barter with them for safe passage, my wife wouldn’t care, she hates that I drink, so one less bottle of vodka would probably make her happier. Plus we now have gopnik vodka friends!
Yes, I am Canadian.
nice
>Murder all of them with ape strength.
>Fuck the chick to the left
>Girlfriend rims me while I fuck the decapitated corpse of the Russian cunt
Thanks bloatmaxxx for saving the day again.
The only Chad solution so far.
Autism
Faggot who has never had to face a gang before.
>Hard mode: You're with your gf
acquiring a gf is what makes it hard mode
It's not autism, it's every thread where fighting is mentioned.
>"Oh yeah, well what would that MMA Fighter do against my GUN hmm??"
Cross the road and take the other side's path.
kek
Obvious route is to defuse the situation through humour. You went directly to the nuclear option.
faggot... but you aren't wrong
Tell them to come at me, whilst im running away
>VODKAAAA
>blast some XS Project on my phone
>360 gopnik away
better moves that 80% of the club crowd
No I was just you know immitating what other people do like as a joke man shit man wtf I was merely pretending to be retarded
for sure. it's fun as hell to do as well
>Implying that I'm not strong enough to smash those gopniks into the ground