Be fit

>Be fit
>Choose to have terrible facial hair

Why?

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17-20 year old men have an awkward phase where they think their goatee/mustache/"""beard"""(Pubes) look good and are completely oblivious to the fact that it makes them look disgusting

it's really an odd phenomenon, I would speculate its based more on psychological needs than actually wanting to look better

adding on,

95% of the time people with facial hair under the age of 25 are better off just shaving it, or keeping very short stubble. Very few have the genetics to grow good facial hair, and even then, it usually doesn't come in until the late 20s

Thats a pretty cool mustache imo, OP is just COPING too hard

this dude would kill you single legegegegdly
so fuck off
the beard is manly and you are a lil twink boi

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guy looks in his early-mid 20s, maybe it was a dumb joke with his friends


"bruh I fucking dare you do go to the asia/oceania qualifiers with a porn stache"

"its on ya kunt"

Same reason why people wear fedoras. They think that it looks good on them.

>Mario/Luigi mustache
>"terrible"
Imagine being this dumb.

That is a top tier moustache, you just wouldn't understand soyboy

that looks great though

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Mustaches are the most patrician facial hair

That looks pretty cool tho

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That guy slays. After sex, most of the girls he's been with tell him he should shave but he doesn't care.

Meanwhile, you make a thread about him on a Floridian arms controls forum.

jealous of that thick stache

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Only genuine good reply in the thread.

All other Aus cunts are sleeping rn, but it's a massive trend amongst younger men here now to grow seedy moustaches. 90% of the time it's those middle class kids who do MD and ket and only go to tech house clubs too

You may not like it but this is peak male performance

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I wish taches were seen as sexy again. I can grow a beautiful one

What a weird fucking trend. How did it start?

I bet hipster girls are into that

you look a child

you need an incredible jaw to make a mustache look good. when it works it looks great, see Henry Cavill

If you're fit you can pull off different things

shitposting in real life

That looks badass

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pat is honestly my life goal

having the confidence to ignore trends, fashion and style is pretty liberating user, stop giving a shit what others think and grow a moustache if you want

just shaved myself a mustache, gonna keep it for a while too
sorry autists

too skinny

maybe he likes it like that

Because he lives in Melbourne and owns a cafe. So he has to fit in with all the hipster faggots that are 98% of his customer base

My wife gets mad when I shave my moustache. As a plus, with my shaved head I look like pic related.

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Daddy

>beardoil

I have a qt 3.14, which is getting wild when feeling my beard on her neck

g fullbeard, cunt

>Poor genetics beardlet detected,tfw I was born with a robust beard

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>tfw stachelet
>ywn have an 19th-century mustasche

>can almost grow a full beard except dead zone between mustache and cheeks
>have to shave every 3 days
>decide to just let it grow a bit
>hides my acne n shit
>no need to buy razor blades constantly

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>be Olympian track
runner
>look like cop
>chase black people
this is literally his entire plan

Actually you fucking mongoloid, it's a secondary signaller of high testosterone which appeals more women who are menstruating.

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much thicker neck now, this pic was a few months ago.
I let my weight drop and neglected some things.
son

Tight shorts, tight groupings.
This guy is 2highspeedlowdrag4me.

>Actually you fucking mongoloid, it's a secondary signaller of high testosterone which appeals more women who are menstruating.

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I love when insecure low t faggots who can't grow a single piece of facial hair shits on beards.

Pat mac is such a goddamn legend

That mustache is the single most glorious thing to ever grace this board.

Thanks user!

>Magnum P.I. day at the range.

Looks like one of those bandits from Mount and Blade

why post unrelated pic?

>Dont duel with me or m’lady’s son ever again

that guy looks like a fuckin sick cunt
this thread is just filled with DYELs who wish they could pull it off as well as he can

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Looks pretty manly. You jealous, OP?

POTION SELLAH

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Pencil neck.

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I don't get it? He looks good. Like some 19th century investigator or oil tycoon

These are just hot guys with mustaches. Nothing will make them ugly besides being total shitshows
This guys looks like he's about to be assassinated by a serbian national

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It’s obvious you shopped your eyebrows into a mustaches

same as OP then yes?

people with obnoxious facial hair have 0 personality. The facial hair is to give them a talking point/an identity for them.

'Beard culture' is the same thing - essentially "i have nothing interesting about me so im going to grow a beard and then discuss how this makes me an alpha"

I have to shave every day, beards are fucking annoying if you do anything sweaty or dirty in your life, so I don't think these guys actually think its a practical thing to do.

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>angled photo
>tryhard pose
>shit haircut
>moustache to draw attention from giant nose
>boring, generic, nothing special human being

No. The other ones have professional lighting/makeup, also you recognize them and immediately go to their persona/movies and things about them. Dont know jack about OP, looks weird, which is why I said he's about to be killed and the world thrown into chaos
Like this, this looks bad and weird. Who the fuck is this weirdo, and it looks awful

t. soyboi

>The Bugez
>boring, generic, nothing special human being

shiggy

Dude, you should quit the psychoanalyzing. Because you're shit at it.

t.Beardlet

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>idolising a character
>watching wrestling
>defending someone who has no traits other than 'loud' and 'moustache'

i feel for you

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I don't feel about you at all

Business in the front, party in the back.

fuak, dat stach, those digits, THAT FEEL

>Be a facial hairlet
>See a T38 athlete with cerebral palsy kick the cunt out of his competition in the 100m final while you're doing sweet fuck all with your life
>b-bu.. b..b-b-but he has terrible facial hair

COPE

You kind of remind me of old timey Musketeer/Fencing movies I used to watch. prisoner of zenda or princess bride

>insecure soymales have to grow facial hair to prove theyre "mature" and "manly"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH OH NONONONO

Lol exactly this. Guarantee this lad is drilling pussy right now too

Guy in the OP looks decent but he definitely is an exception to the rule. I was one of those guys who thought I was growing great facial hair in my early 20s, looking back on it now I think it looked horrible, all scragly and patchy. It definitely was a psychological coping mechanism to try to look older than I was.

21 y/o trying to grow a goatee, can confirm.
I'd probably look like a teenager without it though.

This post makes me want to go back to being clean shaven because it's too fucking true.

>me except I'm almost 30

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lol nice man

>This guys looks like he's about to be assassinated by a serbian national

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you better not be a manhunter

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Generally like the stache. Not sure about the hair at the back.

>mfw can grow a magnificent mustache but have a shitty, patchy beard
>mfw it doesn't matter since I also have a strong jawline

Only thing I wish I had is a nice 5 o clock shadow on my jaw to have that grizzled look

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5'7 and 6 foot?

I have no desire in life other than to be able to grow a 80s pornstache at some point during my life

can confirm
plenty of australian "men" between 18-mid 30's do this.. fuck this culture of "it looks so bad ha ha so funny do it" also why everyone dresses like absolute shit and most have dad bods

>tfw want to grow beard so I don't have to shave and nearly slit my throat everytime I do
fuck sensitive skin and fuck those expensive brand razors

He's not wrong. Ovulation causes women to prefer men with high testosterone traits.

i like my moustache tho
in a year or 2 when i'm fully bald i'm going full bronson mode

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That's one of the finest mustaches I've ever seen in our modern era.

>look up this dude
>find a video of him at a race
>the very first thing the commentator says is, "That is one serious mustache, isn't it?"
>look up other articles about him
>all mention his mustache being "illustrious; magnificent, formidable"

Yeah, I'm thinking the mustache is back.

You're just jealous you can't have such a magnificent moustache, aren't you?

It's okay, there's no point in lying to yourself.

Oh wait one more gem:

"That was a fantastic race, fantastic mustache."

>yfw you realize he was talking about whites

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fucking underrated

This is sort of true, but it's pretty obvious why.

In my case, it was that I had a patchy 4 o'clock shadow until I turned 21 or 22, and then it sort of grew out nicely and I really liked having it short and trimmed for a few years when I finally could.

Always kept it between 1,5mm and 6mm, but now i'm 24 and the magic's gone and I usually clean shave. Looks best 1 day after shaving though, love it.