Hey Jow Forums I need your help with an issue I've had since I was about 14, with my balls. I'm a bit embarrassed to go to the doctor over it, and it was never something I wanted to ask my parents about since I grew up in a super religious home, but I'm still dealing with it to this day so I'd like to know WTF is happening.
So basically, in my left testicle, and only in my left testicle, I'll occasionally get an ache. Now depending on the day, this can be either completely unbearable, or just kind of annoying. Sometimes it's super sensitive as well as aching, and it it so much as bumps the side of my leg, it's agonizing. The pain goes from my testicle, up my leg and into my hips, like the entire chord the testicle is attached to is on fire. On average it lasts about 30 - 45 minutes, occasionally I'll get one that takes an hour or an hour and a half before it lets up.
It seems to be related to jerking off, but not necessarily directly linked to the action. Sometimes I'll get it if I haven't jerked off in a few days, sometimes I'll get it directly after jerking off after I've been on nofap for a few days, or sometimes I'll just randomly get it even though I'm jerking off every day. Occasionally I'll feel my left testicle move.
I decided to make this post today, because it's really fucking bad right now. I was jerking off earlier, and then I came and felt it move. So I got in the mood again, and tried to jerk off again, and realized that when I was hard, the ache was slowly getting more painful, to the point where I couldn't even get erect. It's been about fifteen minutes since I was jerking it, and I'm sitting here in my chair hanging my balls off the edge of the seat so they don't touch anything and flair up.
I've checked both testicles, neither have lumps or anything. I don't care if I'm dying or if I need to cut one off, I just want this shit gone. Wtf is wrong with me, Jow Forums?