Has anybody tried The Naked Man?

can't you just go for making out, then start doing hand stuff and pull off her pants then pull off your pants?

Dont do it as a joke, do it as an attempt to break this unfavorable status quo

I tried the naked man, but no gf came.

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This show is unironically kino you uncultured plebs

You probably need to fix whatever the cause of the "rough patch" is first. Otherwise a move like this could just make things worse because you look insensitive to or ignorant of her needs.

>the plebeian decreed as he stood on a pile of manure on the outskirts of Rome

What about my needs

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What are you, some kind of non-autist? We don't like your kind on here

>get home from long day of work
>boyfriend is kind of shallow and we don’t really click too much personality-wise but the relationship’s good enough that I stick around
>sex has dropped off, the fire between us just hasn’t been there lately
>come home from long day of work
>he’s sitting on the couch naked and just stares at me
>pasty flabby manboobs and lovehandles sagging against his body
>limp penis just kind of sitting there
>”It’s Naked Man. Let’s fuck” and he flashes shit-eating grin

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Worth a shot.

Why is this thread on Jow Forums?

gettin yucky

his mom obv

You people have like 10 nofap threads a day...since when does fitness matter?

That's better honestly. It shouldn't be a joke, it should be a clear sign.

It isn't ignoring her needs though. Girls respond well to being very forward and also enjoy sex. He's being spontaneous and bold by showing up naked. It isn't ignorant, it's a clear effort on his part to be intimate and close with his partner.

No fap is harder than any gym exercise faggot

>get home from long day of work
>boyfriend is kind of shallow and we don’t really click too much personality-wise but the relationship’s good enough that I stick around
>sex has dropped off, the fire between us just hasn’t been there lately
>come home from long day of work
>he’s laying on the couch naked and stares at me
>Got that post workout pump going, he stands up and slowly walks toward me with smoldering look before picking me up and carrying me to bed.
>Haven't seen this spontaneous side of him in months
>Feel desired and wanted and fuck all night

Could go either way

>his gf wears pants

>We don't talk any more
>I'm upset at him about X but he keeps ignoring it
>We used to cuddle for hours and we never do any more
>I am uncomfortable with my body right now and don't want sex

Naked man would be the exact wrong move if OP's gf is thinking any of the things above. If OP knows what the real problem is then it should be easy to figure out if naked man would work or just cause bigger problems. He's asking Jow Forums so he probably doesn't know.

Just did it last night. She went to grab some stuff outside. I went to the bedroom naked. Worked wonders.
>Will it always work?
No, but it's worth a shot every now and then. She's used it on me with great success

>"NO!"

I'm naked around my gf enough that it doesn't matter. Then again I don't have a problem with my sex life atm.