Why do such cute girls always have the smallest, undeveloped bodies?

Why do such cute girls always have the smallest, undeveloped bodies?

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It must be tough always being tiny

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Cute= large eyes, smaller noses and other neo natal features that trigger hormone releases in the brain that brings on caretaking behavior.

Smaller bodies=smaller head=bigger eyes along with other features.

It's why women will be attracted to "cute" guys (feminine features) on general bit come that time when they are most fertile they will be attracted to heavy masculine traits (bigger brow, strong jawline, cleft chin).

When women have a child they want a guy that will help raise the offspring and stick around (beta) but they want that kid to have the best Gene's to survive, hunt, protect (alpha).

These girls are only "cute" for you because you missed out on teenage love, and now any girl that looks underdeveloped is more attractive to you because you long for simpler times, wishing you could have spent long worryfree summer days with your teen girlfriend.

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delet this...

Solid analysis, doctor faggot.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny

What would a mix of Kristen Bell’s cutnesess and a body like this trigger?

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its the same way women assume handsome men are assholes, you assume prime milkcows are bitches

>TFW cucks are actually necessary
I’m guessing this is why chads always pump and dump. Many family men tend to be low test and as a result have shitty sex lives and are overweight. Never get married and have kids, folks

A raging erection

Call me an old softy, but I'd prefer if you called me a distinguished gentleman with a flagging erection.

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Read a study in college where they found that 1 in 11 women had kids that weren't their husbands or some crazy shit like that.

Basically women have dual mating strategies. Think of it this way:

You married a great guy, smart, well liked, loyal and earned a good living for a family and is wholly dedicated to you. But he has a hidden congenital heart issue that's genetic. Or maybe he's more likely to die due to a genetic disorder. You dont know. But your offspring will suffer because of this.

Your offspring suffers=your genes dont get passed. Dwarnism and evolution weeds your DNA out of the pool because of your loyalty to this guy.

But let's say you're not loyal. Lets say you have a coworker who lifts, or there is a gardner who pops by every now and then and has some amazing genetics.

Guess what, you sleep with them on the down low and have your husband raise the kid that is his kid and the other kid that isn't his (but he doesn't know). Guess what you just did.

You doubled the survivability of your genetics. That way if guy A) has some defect in his DNA you covered your base by sneak fucking guy B).

So women seek out betas for husbands to provide a best for their offspring. But they also seek out alphas to increase the chances of survivability for their offspring.

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I think you may be a pedo user

Petite body looks young, and young is cute.

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Not a pedo. I just want the best of best of both worlds. Cute AND aggressively overdeveloped

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AGGRESIVELY overdeveloped

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stop

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Can't wait for the day I finally die.

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Hey buddy, any chance you could remove this comment?

D-DELET THIS

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Because if they didn't they wouldn't be cute in the first place.

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and why are you such a fucking nonce?

I didn't miss out on teenage love and I still find them cute. I simply prefer petite girls with small bobs. Literally nothing wrong with that.

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I like cute girls because it may be completely superficial, but they at least look like they're not superthots

must....breed......

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With the big one? Or the huge one?

9/10

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Holy shit she's perfect

*coughs up blood*

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Because they are under age you Pedo.

Yes.

She’s 37

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This inspired me to lift harder and become the chad that a woman fucks secretly and raises with her beta husband. Ty user

Y-YAMERO

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>wishing you could have spent long worryfree summer days with your teen girlfriend.
please delete this comment

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Fuck

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So why are puppies and kittens cute? Because we never got to fuck them in our teens?

DELETE THIS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ahh Feels good not being a fucking loser, I'm still in my teens, and have a nice tall cutie gf while being a 5 ft 8 manlet. Life is good.

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kill me

Wrong, while this may be the case for many it's not the true reason
Women are supposed to be small and fragile, the exact opposite of a man.
Therefore small, petite, cute women are extremely attractive
Every other answer is incorrect

> had teen gf
> foolishly believe myself immune to this post
> "long worryfree summer days"
> am oldfag
> after 27 literally every girl is on a fucking mission to get married and have babies right fucking now
> can't remember last time I was with a girl just for the fun of the romance and not because she needs a prop for her dream wedding by a certain day

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You'll always be a manlet user because that's how you perceive height
Enjoy hating yourself until you're 40

>HIGH IQ

Cute face with a petite body

>MEDIUM IQ

Moderate curves distributed in the right places

>NIGGER (LOW) IQ

“THICC” aka Baboon monkey ass fat bitch

25 and careening for the same damn thing buddy, at least we aren't in it alone I guess

see you next week, when she has broken your hart ;)

Wew

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Speak for yourself

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Premature ejaculation

s-soon a real rain will come...

Don't do this to me man.

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I love being a manlet with great genetics, and a tall qt gf. And would rather that than a lanklet with shit genetics and short qt gf.

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This is blatantly false

AHHHHH IM NEVER GOING TO FIND LOVE NOW THAT IM A 5'4 MANLET AND IN UNI, I WISH I WAS STILL YOUNGER WHEN I WAS NORMAL

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i hate my life

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Oh yeah?

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I wish I was fucking dead

Nothing wrong with “cute”

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ONE DAY I'LL GET MY GOAL BODY AND IM GOING TO GET 18 YEAR OLD VIRGIN GF
YOU HEAR ME?! SHE'S GOING TO BE A VIRGIN AND WE'LL BOTH BE EACHOTHERS FIRST
YOU HEAR ME YOU CUNT

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im 27 and fucking a 19 year old
can confirm this is exactly why

>any joke I don't like is reddit
Autism in its finest form

delete that shit homie

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Fuck you, man

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tfw qt ukrainian girl with petite body and cute face approached me and was interested in me. my autism and inexperience with women made her friendzone me. life is hell

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It's not fair bros

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Just date someone younger. I'm 28 dating a 22 year old. It's been great and seriously doesn't seem like she's hell-bent on getting married.

I just plowed a 19 year old virgin yesterday.

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Stop being self defeating idiot. You are upset she didn't want you because of your inexperience? her friendzoning you is called "gaining experience", you now know what NOT to do. Next time a girl approaches you don't do what you did.

how delusional, i lost my virginity to gf when i was 18 (her 17). Ever since then i have dated girls that are 16-24 yerars old, i am 24.

I date younger girls because they are more attractive, not because i didn't experience teenage love lol.

Be careful. The rape kit should be back by now.

That's how it works brother r-right? I'm turning 24 in 2 weeks and by the time I'm 25, I'll be ripped and tons of QT virgins will beg to share our first times together right?

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because you have pedophilia tendency

I'm 24 and will dick a 19 year old soon and had sex with a 20 year old last month.

Can anyone give me the source for this?

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why are you doing this

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There are no "cute" women, they're either hot or beautiful.

What a faggot, i am 24 and girl im seeing is 19. I exclusively date younger girls. I can not imagine dating a girl that is my age lol. The only reason to be with a girl is fun/romance, nothing else.

When you are 35-40 then you can have kids to further your offspring. Untill then, why even bother lol?

muh dick

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me too, you faggot phoneposter

I came her to masturbate but now i have to face that feel

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Leanne Crow and Tessa Fowler

YOU BETTER DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW

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I just want to find a virgin my man, every single one of the girls who I could have banged has been a degenerate whore....

>tfw you are 29 and get to fuck a 19 yo qt who has a tight pussy.

Is never too late bros

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