I'm a 22 year old guy. I'm obsessed with coffee. I get coffee out several times a week. I always get hazelnut coffee. I feel edgy in my Levi's leather jacket. I can quote Mean Girls flawlessly. I have names planned for my future children. I have an iPhone 6S currently. I know when I'm eligible to upgrade my iPhone. I'm checking the news stories for announcements of new iPhones expected for September daily. I've already started online window shopping for my next phone case. I have a MacBook Air. I'll always dance to the Cha Cha Slide. My go to drink is Sprite and vodka. I shop at H&M and Forever 21. I say like, literally, and y'know way too often. My favorite season is fall. I love inspirational quotes. I have a fake coach wallet. I use Tresemme shampoo and conditioner. I say yassss and yasssss bish yassssssshh.
Do I sound like a basic white girl to you? Isn't that my personality?
Oliver Collins
>Basic white girl (male)
Christopher White
OP is trying to sound like a basedboy but just sounds like an autist parodying a basedboy
Lincoln Smith
>iPhone 6S
what are you poor? i have a iPhone X
Jaxon Torres
Do you do this all alone or do you hang out with girls?
Isaac Nguyen
I have one best female friend who's been my best friend for years. I text her every day but we've always lived far apart in the same state and now she lives in a different state. I text and occasionally hang out with this girl in my town who I went to high school with. So I guess alone, really.
Kevin Anderson
My contract isn't up yet. I was going to update to the 8 when it was up to save a bit of money and still get the same chip and wireless charging but now I'm really intrigued by the possibility of the X SE and really following those news stories.
Cooper Clark
Everything I'm saying is just an honest portrayal of who I am
Joshua Evans
If you actually enjoy those things I'd say it's fine. Though make sure you actually do have kids and stay straight, cause you're just a few steps away from being degenerate
Hudson Foster
Stop being a normfag and get a fucking android.
Grayson Myers
Congratulations, any personality you could have had has been supplanted by your corporate masters.
I wounder how many times stacey has snapchatted you from over the otherwise of the coffee shop, for her group chats to laugh at.
Robert Brooks
I do actually enjoy those things. I don't know if I'll ever have kids; it's not really up to me. I'm mostly straight.
Noah Kelly
I had android for years. Preached the superiority of less user friendly devices that are prone to fucking up to people who couldn't care less. Now I have something to talk to women about. Win/win.
Nolan Fisher
Stacies don't talk to me. I don't have Snapchat.
Carter Miller
You're probably better off than most user's here anyway since you have female friends. Though if you were that lone guy that was on the cheerleading team in highschool, most people probably assumed you were gay. But then again literally no one gives a shit after high school and even then some girls like effeminate guys anyway, so nothing to be ashamed of
Liam Russell
Ever since about 13 I've pretty much exclusively had female friends. Middle school fat girls who were really into Kingdom Hearts and emo girls in high school. I had some techy, musicy, theatery, guy acquaintances in high school. I jammed with some guys in high school and saw Fall Out Boy and Paramore with another guy. I guess I am "effeminate" and am hoping for a girl who likes that cuz I'm not looking to change. I don't know if anyone in my high school thought I was gay but I wouldn't be surprised to find out if they did.
Nicholas Jenkins
>I get coffee out several times a week. i drink is several times a day
I drink it OUT several times a week I make my own and drink at least 2-4 just about every day
Thomas Reed
No but has it, and I'd put money on her taking pictures so her friends can have a laugh
Isaiah Hill
you probably know more about women than me lol. I actually have a brother who is kind of like you and got a gf in university but literally she is the worst thing that happened to him. Like make sure you're the one that puts effort into asking her out not the other way around, cause if they're the type to approach first she most likely will be controlling/manipulative and will abuse you. Just know that you can be confident and assertive and still have your own personality traits. She'll probably respect you more if you do that anyway
