Went back to my childhood home to meet family

>went back to my childhood home to meet family
>have fun, help around
>feelt good
>dad asks when we are alone, is there a girl in my life
>say no
>"come on son, dont be shy. Dont you like a girl from the church? You just have to ask and we could arrange some dates"
>nah dad
>awkward silence afterwards
Damn it brothers, he knows. I get it he wants to help but Im afraid of being commited and cheated on. Secondly im extremely lazy and selfish. Maybe i could be nice for a day or two but i like being alone and mind my own business.

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So if a thread does not start with "hey fembot here" or "trap thread #978" then it wont get any replies.

pretty much, welcome the the state of r9k in 2018...

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Kek normie parent's too bad.

Get some robot parents and they'll understand you.

Tell him that then. It always bothers me how much people fuck themselves over creating very easily explained misunderstandings.

I kind of feel you there. Don't really want to sound like an edgelord bu I've never really cared about being in a relationship that much. I like my privacy too much, having to constantly entertain someone and have them in my space would get exhausting. I get tired just being around my family too long. Also have pretty bad trust issues, since I guess theoretically to have a good relationship you'd have to be open and honest. What if the relationship doesn't work out? Then they know a bunch of shit about me.

Create a tulpa. They can't tell someone else about you.

This shit kills me.
I can deal with >fw no gf but knowing my dad is worried about me not having a gf and thinking it's somehow his fault is too much.

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>now reaching the point when dad and mom are talking about my future children

hahaha im so sorry

Don't forget that every fact you will open up will be used to hurt you in the worst way if everything goes bad.

Just so you know OP, the conclusion he is gonna jump to is "my son must be gay", just because they have no fucking idea how women are today.
Make sure you actually tell him WHY.

Just come out of the closet. Do it originally too while you're at it.

If I would do that I surely would be send to a shrink.

>You just have to ask and we could arrange some dates
user, you have someone who will help you with this. Why don't you? Most of us don't have that. I'd totally try going out with a cutie from Church.

Well just stress the fact that you're not gay. You know how parents are. They're faggot retards.

Reminder that church girls suck lots of dick and have anal sex so they can stay "pure"

>tfw want to start going to church so I can meet a nice girl to possibly marry and have kids with
Haha I should just kill myself now

So do all girls. There are no pure girls. But right now OP has the opportunity to at least try. With his father's support, which many of us have none of.

you think its just parents ?

>"come on son, dont be shy. Dont you like a girl from the church? You just have to ask and we could arrange some dates"
Accept it.
This is the way you reach nice girls that stay home. Mothers and grandmas, especially, have a network with other neighborhood women that can connect you with these otherwise unreachable girls.

Not OP, but Is this true? Will I find pure girls this way? Should I fall for the church girl meme?

Nah, a thread doesn't go anywhere if it's the same virgin crying and whining. Shit threads get bumbed by newfags, good OC threads get bumbed by oldfags, these threads live the same life of the OP that made them, a sad, slow, lonely death via atrophy.

fine fine, you're a faggot if you can't get your own pussy. you aren't the first beta fuck to die alone and you won't be the last