"Hey, user. What are you doing after the gym, bro?"

"Hey, user. What are you doing after the gym, bro?"

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yes

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Y-you too.

Nothing really, you have any plans?

You?? ;)

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getting pegged by u

grabbing two chickfila sandwiches and going back to my apartment to masturbate and read

my mom said not to speak to strangers, bye

"Was planning on heading home and making a protein shake. Wanna join?"

muscular women are gross

Fucking homo,

Even if that was a trap it wouldn’t be gay to fuck the shit out of it

COPE

I've already got a protein shake, but you can have some of mine.
One catch: you have to close your eyes and suck it out of a straw :^)

>trap
>not gay

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>bro
Not having sex now, thanks bitch.

"I'll pass on the straw, man. Haha. Maybe we can go to my favorite steak house for some protein later tonight?"

pegging would imply that her cock is rubber

whatever thou doth wishes milady

>it's another roleplaying thread
Why don't you just go and talk to her instead of exploring some retarded potential encounters, you fucking dweebs

hella frickn epic post my man

You don't really understand what's happening here do you?

nice broski! you totally NAILED those dweebs

She has a super cute face.

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this

fucking based!

>she

Wait... first we were going to your house, now we are going to get a steak dinner.
What the fuck, you are just leading me on and trying to get free macros from me.

move along gains goblin!

Well technically fucking a trap is never gay. Whether you're male or female and whether it is male or female, fucking it is bi, because it is simultaneously masculine and feminine.

Smelling your braps

Kek

"Haha. Gains goblin? What's that? I just thought you were cute and I wanted to hang out..."

Having sex with a trap that is cosplaying the same sex while being the opposite sex is bi.
Having sex with a trap that is the same sex while cosplaying as the opposite sex is 100% gay.

If you want to get technical, it's considered pansexual because the gender is irrelevant.

/thread
Disappointed it took more than 3 posts

>LARPing as a muscle girl on an anime fitness forum.

I guess it could be worse

My peepee hard

>talking to people at the gym
disgusting

Having angry sex with you my dear.

Make sure you lean in and wisper your order to the cashier like and autist.

Oh, I'm just gonna have some gay sex

>"You're gonna fuck a guy?"

Nah, I'm gonna fuck you ;))))

Cumming all over your sweet boobpecs fit-san

a...are you an archaeologist?

The gymbro. Fuck outta here

I'm downloading X files and trying to fix my laptop, why do you keep asking me my plans?

Did you just call me a gymbro you cunt?

> implying a Jow Forums girl, or any girl for that matter, would talk to the autismo monster at the gym that I am

Glad you asked, wanna buy me a Sub? ;^)

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!

Imagine getting a handjob, or getting chocked while she rides you.

Hnngngngngn

Mommy

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HNNNGGGGGGGGG

Gains Goblin get ye gone!
I know you're trying to follow me home and steal my protein tub.

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I want her to kick the shit out of me.

>you will never make love to such a great body
>you will never have a body like this

i need to roid boys

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cope with what? the grossness?

would marry/10

Bump

based

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Shop

why?

You're in the gym and this girl slaps your ass, wyd?

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