Elephant in the room, money

So how many of you guys can genuinely afford to rot in front of the screen and shitpost here?
Like wtf will you do when you're 50+ and can't work anymore and got nothing since you wasted your prime years giggling on autistic prose and chink cartoons.
Asking for a friend.

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suicide
don't really have any intention of living past 40 desu

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I'll be dead before 30 so why should I give a fuck?

I'll have a heart attack from all the shit I put in myself before then la

But why? Have you even tried some studies to get a trade?
Maybe you can pay hookers that way and least you won't be a vaginal virgin.
Not ltr but sex is sex.

and why the fuck would l want to do that?

That's what you hope for buddy. I had my suicide attempt in my early 20s. Over 30 now and without any issues. If you had the balls to pull it off you'd have already done so. Trust me it's not a pleasant thing to do.

Women and niggers will always vote for more socialism and therefore gibs. So long as they are a larger voting block than working class white men, I'll never not be paid to simply exist.

I'm paralyzed with fear

I have cancer and I'm gonna die soon so I don't care

Women generally vote the same as their husbands. Why do you think Trump was elected despite Shillary pushing the "female president' angle?

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Then don't. Kys right now. Jumping in front of the train is for free and is 99% guaranteed to work. Why stay in misery when you can make it stop at any given time?

Says you. Just watch me.

Maybe Ritalin or some ssri overdose can do that. Doubt you are on hardcore roids.

n o n - s u s t a i n a b l e b u s i n e s s m o d e l

You can sell shit online and be your own boss. Your taxes will be lower to if you incorporated in the right jurisdiction.

What is Xanax and Vallium? I was fucking suicidal too.

>DONT KILL YOURSELF!!
>here is a valid reason why I want to
>FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCK!!!

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You don't, totally trolling.

asuming i am some amerimutt with no retirement plan nor healthcare, boy you are in for a surprise, people can still have free time while making money, i dont have to work 12 hours a day six days a week to pay basic healthcare that doesnt cover anything but flu meds and that i need to save 300 dollars a month to retire someday

Whatever you say buddy on a fucking obscure site that's on the other side of the fucking planet for me.

And you believe women would've still voted for Drumpf if he had run on a platform of reducing welfare spending and abolishing child support in its current form?

>300usd per month
>Retirement
Aha that's pretty impressive for Somalia.

Can't really do anything to better my situation on a sunday.
Job openings are low on this time of year and it's not like you can roll in to school all year round either.
You dumb fuck. Go die in a dumpster.

got accounting degree 2 yrs to autistic to pass interview even before the degree I planned on killing my self before 40

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dont you have a school to shoot up? go to work

Only in America do you need to work forever to live.

Here in Australia

>free health for all
>free dental if low income, elderly or NEET
>no property tax, so you can live in your parents house when they die if it is paid off, NEET bux can easily cover council rates which is about 3k per year for a one million dollar property.

There is a bunch of other benefits you get as a elderly, NEET or low income person, which I cbf mentioning.

Im gonna do NOTHING all day, smoke weed, watch porn, and play vidya AS LONG AS I POSSIBLY CAN
>b-but it gets old
it doesn't

Being old looks and seems like a miserable time, and it's just going to be worse for the current gen despite all the tech advances. I don't want that.

Well bad news buddy accounting is mostly done by software. You can send invoices and tax returns online.
Larger organisations might need you if you got a law degree additionally to figure shit out for them but that's not a lot of job opportunities.

I have my income thank you very much also well over 25. Not a virgin either.

Your parents will run out of credit one day then you will rot in some warehouse for minimum wage.

>b-buh o-one d-day you will reg-reregret
lmao fuck off
TODAY I'm feeling tip-top
just like every single day of neetdom I've had up to now
I've got literally no problems ever
can you say the same about your life, wagie?

Quiet stacy

Yes if you can't be at least a small business owner and literally have your place to live you are fucking fucked and will be a complete slave pinching pennies paycheck to paycheck.

Okay if you dgaf neither will anyone else.

One of my biggest worries is about saving for retirement. I'm simply not putting enough money away and my current job doesn't have matching pension contribution benefits. When I change employers this is one of the biggest reasons why. I don't even have student loans.

I'd hate to be the rest of my generation who are either working minimum wage jobs or have student loans they are stuck with. We are having an entire generation who won't be able to retire and that's real bad news for our already struggling pension system and GenZs who were supposed to take the jobs we leave behind.

We're all making less money and paying less taxes too. The government knows this.

What do you do when the cows on the farm stop producing milk? You either find out the problem with the cows and fix it, or you get more cows.

The government is getting more cows on their tax farm by means of mass immigration. They don't have to get good paying jobs if you bring in enough of them.

Suicide, honestly. I'm getting closer every day.

I have a full time job. Also trying some side hustles for even more cash because holy fuck rent and student loans are killing me.
>when you're 50+
Well I plan to blow my brains out around 50-60 so not a huge problem. But I also want to do either mini-retirements (taking gap years but from work, essentially) or retire early. Which is why I side hustle.
>retiring in america
Literally why? I'll expatriate to a cheaper cunt if I end up traditionally retiring.
>bbubbhbubuububtbut my family and friends are here
Being a loner is good sometimes. No way am I paying 30k+/year living costs for this shithole if I'm not even working. Only reason to live in the US is that the salary is good. I'd rather retire to some tropical paradise where you can get rent on a luxury condo for like $300/month and food is like two dollars per restaurant meal. That's the life mang.

>saving for retirement
How presumptuous of you to think you'll even end up living that long.

Eventually machines will replace farmers, miners, builders, factory workers etc. There will be only the service industry and general sales available as a source of income for most people.
You don't have to worry of migration because population is dropping globally.
Doesn't matter how many nigs there will be in Africa when most die of hunger before reaching poverty or the shores of your country.

Like I said before meeting the train is for free and 99% sure.

Got my carbon monoxide suicide kit ready for use whenever I get the impulse. Should be one of the gentlest ways to go, I've heard.

Helium tank is better. But nothing beats Nembutal.

i tried carbon monoxide and helium, gotta say helium was the better way to go.

You are killing me with your sarcasm dear distinguished respectable sir.

im sure thats completely true, in your own world you made up in your mind

How mich gibs do you get and what does it pay for?

Well now I'm supposed to cam up on Skype. Repeat this shit show some id and fiscal papers too?

gibs will keep on giving until suddenly they don't. guess we will have bigger problems by then, the most important think would be to keep your body healthy even when your older.

Probably kill myself, I'm already halfway there and I have no inclinations to find a better job.

Again train if poor. Helium tank if you want it soft. Just stop posting. Bye!

I did that for something like 5 years with 15k EUR it was good while it lasted. Now I have about 2 months' worth of money to
-find a job (good luck when it's in a shitty city and I've been unemployed for 5y
-alternatively, prepare for my death (which seems way harder than I first thought, I mean without access to a gun there are only a few worthy choices for a quick, painless death it seems. Also, make it so my porn stash and compromising papers get destroyed before I pull the trigger, don't want to add another layer of grief to my < 5 people family.

So unless a bitcoin multi-millionaire wants to send me 10k, I'm closer than ever to doing it.

Where can I find something like that online? Reading about pill overdose made me anxious, it was my first choice but reading that people survived even after ingesting 60 pills isn't reassuring.

probably just kill myself
you act like the answer isnt obvious

>La

Sup fellow Asian

>Where can I find something like that online?
Oh, it's just disposable bbq, duct tape, fifth of whiskey and couple handfuls of sleeping pills.

The fucking train is for free. No way you will survive it.

What about all the 50+ year olds who are working the jobs that were reserved for teenagers ~15 years ago? There are far more old and elderly in low wage jobs then there have been possibly ever. 20-something NEETs are only one part of a larger socioeconomic crisis.

>disposable bbq
Thanks, I should really start looking into how I'll do it, because I live alone in a flat and have no car, so I can't even use that in a garage...

I'd rather not, seems scary. I'm totally a pussy, even going to the nearest cathedral (not really any skyscraper where I live) and jumping scares me.
Anyway, do you get paid to promote suicide by train? I want in if it pays well.

Train is scary and the aftermath is a bother for other people.
If you're going to quit life, at least have the dignity to clean your place up, stop your tenancy, electricity etc. and leave a tidy corpse in a place where it's not going to spook kids.

Good then try yelling "Allahu Akbar!" with a knife in your hand. You don't have to attack people at all because you'll be shit on sight.

watch just do it video with crazy labouf and if that does not cring... motivates you to kill yourself quickly i dont know what will user

35 is my magic number

Make it count desu. Make it count.

I got a high-paying work from home job so I can do whatever I want whenever I want pretty much. It's the closest thing to NEETdom.

I totally believe you. Top lad.