Yfw girls want to see your wild side

My ex liked being choked and spanked. It was alright but it always felt like a faked performance on my part since I was never that into it. I guess I just like more intimate sensual sex.

>my wild side
>you mean shitposting and not washing the dishes?

>girl wants me to talk dirty during sex

Fucking hate that shit. I always just say stuff I hear in porn and feel like an idiot.

>being a degenerate

That’s why I don’t say anything during sex.
If it’s good enough she’ll make noises and if the silence gets too awkward I lightly choke her

>my fetish is consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, under the covers with the lights turned off, holding hands and kissing, taking each other's virginity, all after marriage of course

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She knows. That was her fetish.

>not washing the dishes
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

This is genuinely the flavor of h-manga I fap to most predominately. That + tomboys.

Kek. I’m not even religious, just not sexually adventurous. My ex always wanted to fuck in a public place but the idea of doing it in a bathroom stall or whatever is just gross to me.

I love being a vanilla-fag.

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My interests are entirely vanilla, except this one sexual fantasy anime gave me which is fucking a sleeping girl. I'm not raping anyone, and finding someone who's okay getting drugged for the sole purpose of sex sounds impossible

at least i still have my missionary procreating sex with someone i love to look forwards to i guess

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>vanilla
>tomboys

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Whats a wild side?

my ex used to tell me to train my forearms more so I can choke her stronger

I mean don't get me wrong, I love vanilla sex just as much as the rest of you, but you guys aren't even remotely interested in spicing it up every now and then...? Do you guys watch kinky porn? Or is your taste in porn pretty vanilla as well? Actually curious, not accusing.

I don't even watch porn. I just masturbate to pictures

Well here’s the thing. I sort of like the idea of some of the kinky shit I see in porn but it also seems like a lot of work. Like when you see some elaborate bondage porn, they clearly had assistants on set to tie all the knots and set everything up. I don’t know how to do that shit.

> tfw your fantasy will put you in jail

rhymes with grape

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You can do rape roleplay you know. I’ve done it with my gf before and it was pretty hot.

haven't watched porn in 7 years now, guess that's what makes me like vanilla so much. Ignorance is a bliss

Most spicing i would like is some very light bondage, some oil massage play, things like blindfold, eating shit out of her body, like sushi or ice cream. Something i think is very hot is when the girl "scratches"(dunno if that's the right english term) your back with her nails from pleasure. This last one gets me diamond hard instantly even if i just came. When she starts sucking on your tumb is also just HNNGG

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I used to do this a lot growing up, but it very rarely gives the same satisfaction as porn does, it's getting to the point where I am watching/reading some very off color things to get off now. But I respect your preference.

Yeah that's kind of true, I'm into the hair pulling and spanking and slapping and all that stuff, but I have no time for all the tying up and shit.

>girl wants to see your wild side
>smoke PCP and rip her lungs out with your teeth because an angel commanded you to

Agree 100%. If she starts scratching you in the heat of the moment from pleasure...

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This. I'm all about the 2D.

Look her deep in the eye and promise her she doesn’t.

Underrated

Wtf r u me

I'm you but shorter.

>tfw gf likes it rough but not rough enough for my liking
She only likes getting choked a little really but I'd want to slap her face and spank her ass and vulva

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I’m the opposite. I was hooking up with a girl for a little bit that was all about degrading stuff and wanted me to piss on her. Not my thing.

what if you just pick up the girl and throw her over your shoulder and carry her and have sex with her?

>tfw girls want to see your wild side
>tfw dont deadlift heavy for the next three weeks

>tfw don't even actually want sex just emotional bonding and romance

>tfw gf wants to get choked
>spanked
>slapped
>called a dirty whore
And yet when it's all slow and sensual is when she comes, what is she on about?

Yep, nailed it. I just want to wake up next to someone I love and make us breakfast ;_;

>dating girl with vagina
>"what's your sexual fantasy?"
>my sexual fantasy is girls with dicks
>"don't have one"

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I'm tired of my wild side. My wild side is an alcoholic asshole manchild who ruins relationships and gets arrested for drunk driving. Fuck that guy

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This

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God, this so much. Why does it seem like such an impossible task for me to attain this and yet so easy for others?

>why would someone want variety
are you brain damaged?

literally all i want, followed by a honeymoon of doing fun and comfy things, just the two of us, then having a son whom i could teach all i know

My very first gf was like that. She got me to do all kinds of stuff, including pissing on her and I felt extremely uncomfortable doing that. I just didn't want to come off as a prude or something and I had no idea whether it was just "normal" or not. We were both only 15/16 at the time. In some way I consider myself lucky that I got to experiment and explore fetishes etc. but it also really turned me off from everything that isn't vanilla.

>slapping vulva
Ew.

It's the same thing with me m8

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All woman are sluts beside my mama

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So, what's the name for the feeling loved fetish?

A real human bean

>girls want to see your wild side
>your wild side is exterminating degenerates with no mercy

>extremely passive and affectionate in daily life
>in bed i slap/choke/demolish women and call them worthless cunts
>they like me for it
hahahah women are fucking retarded

In my experience just about all women like being dominated in bed. They love that animalistic desire.

ARE YOU ME user

Amen senpai.

thats kind of hot

Actually quite happy I'm degenerate and have materials fetishes (leather, latex), clothing fetishes (catsuits, boots, gloves) and bondage fetishes.

I've yet to meet the woman who dislikes a bit of light bondage (even if not the heavier stuff I actually like), and liking leather and gloves/boots/catsuits is actually relatively innocuous and easy to incorporate.

>talking to gf about random shit
>mention she looks like a schoolgirl when she put her hair in pigtails
>end up talking about scenarios where she dresses up as a schoolgirl and she describes herself in a skimpy skirt, stockings, heels, etc.
>somehow evolves into me being a man that follows her down an alley and has his way with her (literally just lying down in bed discussing it while cuddling)
>she asks me what i'd do
>climb on top of her
>"take your hands like this" grab and pin both her hands above her head
>"and obviously i can't let you scream for help" clamp a hand hard over her mouth
>"and then just take your virginity" as I plunge into her and she moans
>"then fuck you hard" as I pound away until we both cum

Honestly amazing, from such a simple start. Thanks for reading my blogpost.

Ahegao, mind break, mind control. So literally impossible irl.

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>she wants to see my wild side
>i get drunk and rant about the jews
>she no longer wants to be around me

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Give me this or I'll give myself death

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Most girls I've dealt with who ask this question are always thots and not wife material. At this point I'm trying to find a girl to grow old and have kids with, that wild side is something I haven't even thought of for more than ten seconds. Is there something wrong with me?

t. college student

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You are good in a shit world

Same 2bh

>i get drunk and rant about the jews
This. I don't drink anymore but the anti semetic rants are here to stay.

>tfw no third position waifu

You have to forgive him before he'll stop acting up, user. He deserves forgiveness. He's still you.

I do forgive him, but I also renounce him.

But maybe what he *really* wants is something that both of you could actually have. Try asking him.

>want to get into bondage and other domination related fetishes
>clumsy as shit and too afraid of fucking it up to try

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ITT virgins

"I have no wild side my sweet lamb chop, for you see, a gentleman always remains reserved and stoic :) "

*tips fedora"

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...unironically this
The amount of lovesick puppies who just want a good woman on this board gives me hope desu

>tfw you just want to wake up a couple Saturdays a month to walk into the kitchen to coffee percolating, eggs and bacon in the frying pan, and a peck on the cheek.
>>G'morning sweetie. Sleep well? How about we do X today?

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>wild side
>start doing stupid voices, doing copious amounts of shots, and running around like a lunatic

I don't think any woman wants to see that

I just want a girl who isn't a feminist or a slut. I want a girl who cares about nature, art, animals and children. I want a girl who will teach her children to read and count, and dote on them while I bring home the bacon.

I really don't know where to find a girl like this. This used to be the normal. Before feminism. Before (((they))) controlled every piece of news and entertainment media. Before social media.

Will I find her in church? I am not a religious man, but I can try.

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>mfw have a wild side
>mfw have yet to meet anyone who isn't a veterannigger/active duty that can handle it

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If you want to find a girl like that, try joining a group that partakes in hiking and trekking. Guaranteed the women there will be into nature and reasonably physically fit.

Thanks for reminding me about my ex. That relationship sucked emotionally but man we got along in bed, she was hot and submissive af

Kinda helped that she was a mild feminist type outside of the bedroom, when I stripped her of all that in private it was so much hotter

“Show me where you belong”
And she’d crawl down and suck me off

Same, but I like having that while fucking too.

>Eating shit out of her body
>Vanilla

Degenrate

>girl wants to see your wild side
>heel fetish, facesitting and femdom

We're all gonna make it brehs

2 years ago, but I still think about it often:
>girlfriend of 5 years confesses to cheating on over the last year
>before we cut contact I ask her 'why'
>'You just... never really got excited about anything in life, user. Even when things were going really well for you, you just never seemed that happy or excited about anything"

mfw

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I just found out I have a lactating fetish. Is that wild?

I swear I'm not asexual or some other tumblr crap, it's just that this part appeals to me more. Get me outta here, guys.

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>Even when things were going really well for you, you just never seemed that happy or excited about anything

Jesus I relate too well with this...

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DELETE

>cheats
>blames it on you
wew, she should have dumped you user. I wouldn't take it very seriously user she's just a scumball

lactation fetish is literally the second most logical fetish (after pregnancy)

anyone who disagrees is gay or trans

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You are born with a lactation fetish.
It's literally your first desire in life.