I've came inside a vagina about 5 years ago for the first time and it saved my life

I've came inside a vagina about 5 years ago for the first time and it saved my life

Stopped me from becoming Elliot Rodgers and I became Mr. Rogers
Since then I've came inside about 100 different vaginas about 3000 times
Ask me anything

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3000 times in 5 years is 1.6 ejaculations a day, apparently you went from incel to turbochad

Why do you have to come to the internet to tell lies?

What age did you lose your v card?

How many of the 100 were hookers/escorts?

Do you have STDs?

>cumming from sex
are you really that much of a faggot

about 40 of them were
i was just didnt care about stds

the rest were casual hookups and gfs that had 8-10hr sexathons averaging 10-15 creampies a day and night

Sure thing brah.
Also the Holocaust didn't happen and 9/11 was an inside job

What was holding you back before you started having sex?

3000 times in 5 years? Where did you find the time to fuck multiple times per day?

It wasn't multiple times a day it was more like meeting a 54 yr old chinese milf and doing for 10hrs every other day or two and then numerous hookups every week or so
It just snowballed women can literally sense the afterglow
The more sex you have the more attractive you become

>meeting a 54 yr old chinese milf

And how did this arrangement come about?

Is sex even interesting anymore for you?

No I fantasize about more memorable past sexual encounters usually during the course of it these days

Honestly i much rather fap sometimes

you would have never became elliot rodger. youre just a normal faggot and you need to FUCK OFF

How about you answer this fucking question?

That's some serious amount of money you spent on hookers.

>3000 times in 5 years is 1.6 ejaculations a day
you can count to potato?

I fucked a lot as a kid and once as a teen. Remembering the feeling has kept me going.

3000 : (365 x 5) = 1.64 you fucking braindead retard. I don't even care if you're baiting.

hey brochad, I can relate. I too have fucked 3.14 vaginas/metre over the last few kilometres and have to say that the distance required to get my johnson up has decresed from one aligator to a stretched out cat

This but unironically
Also
Originalio

why're you here
fuck off

Where'd you get the figure 365? he didn't mention it initially.

Poor larp

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>Mr Rodgers
So a pedo then?

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Why haven't you ended it yet?Your only achievement in life are those pies.

you say these things as if they aren't true

Oh yeah? I have cum in over 9000 vaginas

I had a girlfriend for 2 years that I had sex with 3 to 4 times a day minimum when I was younger. Having sex over 3000 times really isn't that crazy of an idea.

The 100 women is the crazy part, I've had sex with around 20 women and I don't know how 100 would even be possible.

You are still an elliot roger dont fucking lie.

Bragging was a elliot roger characteristic.