No one ever thinks about you.
Your mom is the only exception and she's just concerned with how much of loser you turned into.
She stops washing dishes sometimes,grabs the edge of sink for support and just stares at the floor rocking back on her heels slowly trying to put blame on her self ,her working schedule,were you were raised,your school ,your father...
she tries to figure out why you cant be successful in any facet of life; socially ,professionally or emotionally.She tortures herself over it because you don't .She thought you were special but you are okay with your mediocrity ,that's the wort thing for her .
But she is your mother so in some major way it's her fault.
That's what will end up killing her.The failure as a mother,a guide, a protector. She couldn't protect you from your own apathy.
You were always somehow skilled at verbal and English but she coddled you too much so you felt superior to working hard on anything and thus never had the grades or work ethic to succeed .
That superiority complex slowly turned into feeling outcast and bitter.
You are indignantly resigned to being alone but right before you go to sleep every night fantasized about changing.
You imagine getting in shape,getting a good job and really making an effort at making friends,getting a gf,following your ambitions of being creative.You are not going to live like this anymore.Things can be different.You had potential.People told you that once ,it must still be true ?
but then you jerk off and go to sleep. you used those fantasies to soothe your deep discontent for just long enough to delude yourself into sleep.Like an alcoholic and his discount grin,you tell your self that intricate story of your resurrection.
Tomorrow the cycle start all over again just like it always will.
This is how exactly your life will be when you're 50.
This is how your life will be right before you die .
This i what it feels like to be 30
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lol
... Who the fuck pissed in your cornflakes? Grow up you angsty edgy teen fuck.
So larp all you want keep lifting, keep taking creatine, keep "improving" that at the end of the day you will be nothing but that balding 30 years old guy who goes to the gym to cope with life
Lmao angry grandpa
user, your mother will be the only person in the world to truly love you. Don’t let her down, please.
Keep it Jow Forums related- how do you maintain your lifting diet every week without slacking?
> how do you maintain your lifting diet every week without slacking?
Just dont be that 30 years old guy at the gym and your diet will be ok
>implying that I still have the cognitive ability to remember why I go to the gym
Nigga I live on my own
What's wrong with being 30 and working out?
I don't understand where and how this meme originated. Why are we trying to mock, bully and discourage people from getting Jow Forums at any age?
There's 70 year olds that started working out at 65 and have a 220 kg squat after 5 years of training.
What's wrong with 30?
This meme is probably some jew shill trying to discourage people from reaching out and getting help.
who else but the joOoOos!!
some kid got mogged by an older guy in the gym one day and this is the result
This is very funny indeed. I laffed.
29 years here. I got a new fat ass 17 year old concubine this year. I forbid her to contact me because she is retarded and sends me cringey high school shit. Told her i will get in touch with her when i want to see her. Not once has she declined a fuck session. Life is fucking good.
Trust me when i tell you this every fucking girl has fucked a 30+ year old dude in her early 20s. And got weekly plowed by them.
The best part about this is that i don't even look as good as i did in my 20s.
Stay mad yearlets
I'm turning 30 in 3 weeks and these threads are fucking gold.
does this author have any other works?
I find it funny how these 20 year olds think 30 is old, and don't have a clue how you don't even know who you are until 30.
>that almost 30 years pedoldguy with an underage obese girlfriend bragging about it
The absolute state of grandpas, this is why you are a meme
Kek kid
Next time your gf tells you it's okay that you came in 2 minutes:
She is okay with it because she will later get 2 weeks worth dose of dicking by a 30 year old man.
When's the next sleepover at her best friends place cuckboii?
>this is you at the gym
>She stops washing dishes sometimes,grabs the edge of sink for support and just stares at the floor rocking back on her heels slowly trying to put blame on her self ,her working schedule,were you were raised,your school ,your father...
fuckin lol, lost it at this hard
...
38yo here and I unironically love these threads
Good thing I intend to die before I finish my 20s.
It's not even a meme it's one 23 year old whose girlfriend fucked some 30yr old from the the gym
lmao it's totally this
>On day 3 of no fap
>more energy than I've had in years
>broke through multiple plateaus today
>did cardio and ready to go out and cause mayhem
>39 year old fag
> I have awoken
This meme is alright
TFW
>30 years old
>See younger generation doing a bunch of weird shit
>Spending hundreds of dollars on workout attire
>Smith machine squats
>Looking at phone while sitting on equipment
>Wearing football gloves in gym
>Not a single sound during their sets
>Shaker bottles everywhere
>Intensity is a foreign concept
>Miss my king, Zyzz
You'll be dead come winter
25 yo user here, how do I escape this condition?
>>Looking at phone while sitting on equipment
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHILE I WAIT ?! I have a 3 minute timer set dude I'm not wasting time.
Everything else is true
tl;dr
honestly you tried to hard here OP. Its too obvious what you are aiming for, and the teyt is predictable. Stoped reading after 3 sentences
Screencapping this shit. When winter comes and I've ascended, I'll remind you.
what do you mean im 26 and all of these things are true already
>that 30 year old guy doing The Press™ at the gym
Hahaha what. So somebody got cucked and that's how we have these fresh soy infused memes?
>wasting your whole life until the banged up old age of 30 to improve yourself
You should have everything in order by 30 if you’re just now trying to change your life getting fit and everything in between you’re genetic trash. You should be raising kids at this age, not starting PPL. And you know what? You’ve wasted the prime of your life on complete meaningless shit and your kids will be autistic retards because you didn’t reproduce in your prime
scientificamerican.com
telegraph.co.uk
healthline.com
And don’t even get me started on older women and the wall they hit.
>I’ll just marry a cutie 20 year old
Lmao no you won’t, you’re a 30 year old who’s just now getting into fitness and you don’t even have a 20 year old gf now, what makes you think you’ll get one when you’re 35?40? You’re fucking delusional
Citation needed
My mom doesn’t give af about anything really, so
Gee what did people do before they had phones? Do that.
Brehs, don't listen to him. Turning 30 has been the start of the best year of my life.
I own a 3 bedroom home (no roommates), I make 100k a year (midwest) and I have a qt 21 year old asian gf.
Honestly shit's pretty good at the moment.
I'm not deadlifting as much as I used to (545 was my max, just did 445 today) but that's because I took some time off the gym when work got so hectic.
Honestly, i'm hitting my stride at the moment and shit feels great.
>he’s not a homosexual where 30 - 50 year olds are literally worshipped
Unless you’re a faggot twink, you last for a long time in the gay world. Thank god this meme is for breeder losers
I like these threads because I recently turned 30 and not a single one of those lines relates to me
I've known this since I was 25.
I will inherit my parents' house when they die, and use my life savings to keep me afloat long enough to die of old age without degrading my current lifestyle (sedentarism, bad jobs, and vidya) too much, hopefully.
I believe it honestly.
>implying my mom cares about me
I have only myself to let down
And I refuse to
>still browses Jow Forums in his 30s
kek basically me but I live with my dad at 28
I became a lot more responsible-minded when he had a stroke cause I had to help him with so much during his recovery and still manage some things for him, but I really haven't changed my own life that much, still dicking around in college, out of shape, no job, fap a lot, only have one real friend and he's a fucking lunatic, go to bed almost every night listening to asmr.
Been making some good changes this year in terms of education and fitness but it could just be another fleeting phase and I'll go right back to dragging my feet.
Im not 30 but when i get there ill still be bigger than the teens itt cause im on TRT. Ill prlly be yolked up until 64 when i die of a heart attack.
Imagine being this lonely and bitter.
youre clearly a non travelling faggot, common practice abroad and encouraged . I take it you're from America, speak for yourself pussy.
Thanks for the motivation
Take some responsibility for your life you hilarious faggot. My mother died when I was young and my dad didn't like me because I was shitty at math. I learned everything the hard way and didn't set foot inside a gym until I was 26.
You're on a Hmong Artisanal Hand-baked Potato message board which is all about self improvement - and yet the absolute state of you is defeatist and laughable.
What most guys don't realize is that if you don't have faggoty hollywood looks to rely on, then you better have something interesting about you that would make someone gravitate towards you. In a globe of possibilities you only have yourself to blame for not putting forth the effort. (Dating apps have made it easier than ever to meet women. Younger folks have no idea what an absolute gold mine that is.)
If you met some soggy, pale, downtrodden 30 year old fellow who had a superiority complex with nothing to show for it, would you want to hang out with them? Would you want to suck their gross, chapped and overly-masturbated penis?
My childhood was a mess, my teens were bookended by bad grades and being a shitty little faggot who got arrested a bunch. My 20's were turbulent but dedicated to working, education and trying to drink myself to death. Now in my 30's I don't have to do anything I don't want to. No baby showers, no Easter bullshit - I can spend time riding motorcycles, exercising, reading, watching Herzog documentaries and spending time with my friends who are at the same life station as me, and women who appreciate me.
You suck!
It was kind of her fault though. Her mom died when she was 7 and it hurt her so she overcompensated and was distant, negligent, and treated me like a burden and i grew up with no standards for self-love or self-care. Ive got potential but instead im fat and fap to my pathetic mommy never loved me fetishes
These threads scare the shit out of me as a 21 yr old. I dont want to be "that 30 yr old"
>Trying to discourage people from improving themselves
You're not gonna make it. 30 isn't even that old, men are in their physical peak in their 20s and 30s anyways. Quit trying to discourage people who wanna improve themselves.
>inb4 t. oldfag
I'm 18
>inb4 You will never be 15 again threads start popping up to try to discourage other anons despite being in the best years of are life rn
Age is NOT an excuse to stop improving yourself.
It's a combination of it activating a few almonds, and the undersexed impotent rage of 15-21 year old boys pissed that any halfway attractive female their age is fucking some older guy that has a job, car, his own place, drugs, etc.
>tfw 30 this year
>all of these memes apply to me, even doing PPL
>except I haven’t spoke to my family in years
>not sure what Im meant to do for the next 50 years
Thing is, most of my peers seem to be in the exact same position, except the family bit, but most don’t work out at all, don’t own any property, don’t have any serious relationships, no real aims in life - and these are college-educated professionals. This generation just seems to be completely apathetic and fucked, and who knows how bad its going to be for the next gen.
actual question what does 1/2/3/4 mean?
1 plate overhead press (135 lbs)
2 plate bench (225 lbs)
3 plate squat (315 pounds)
4 plate deadlifts (405 pounds)
Hitting each of these for a one rep max at least is considered hitting 1/2/3/4
Imagine being this angry about a shitpost on the internet
if you start lifting at 30
you will be ripped as fuck by 40 and fucking 20 year olds like no other.
I see no problem here lads. Pic relates is me at 32 and I only started lifting at 28.
Just imagine my potential 8 years from now.
I tought it was 5 reps
My only problem with people shooting off, is that most of the time, they are going off of estimated 1rm from their 3,5,8, etc rep sets. I do mostly 5 rep sets, and don't practice single heavy lifts, and my 1rm is well short of what SS says it should be.
>Just dont be that 30 years old guy at the gym
>Be 29 and 360 days old
>Suddenly realise I only have 5 days left of gym before I am not allowed
>Think it's just a stupid superstition
>A week later hit the gym
>Gym lady looks at me weird
>sir our records indicate you are now 30
>yeah so what?
>that's not how it works, sir
>she starts grinning like a devil
>suddenly all my hair falls out
>an army of highschool girls spawns right there and starts cackling maniacally at me
>my phone rings, my house has been seized and all my stuff is getting moved to my parents' house where I will live for the rest of my life
>I also have been fired from my job
>My girlfriend appears out of nowhere telling me we're through and she can't be dating a manchild who dares to lift weights at 30
>The choir of highschool girls screeches louder and louder
>Can't handle the cacophony of their laughter
>My father and all of my male ancestors appear and tell me I am a disappointment
>Why oh why did I have to lift weights at 30
haha oh wow
stop aging
>a fuck session
I'm 31 and you're cringy as fuck, just stop. This is beyond larping. You probably can't hold a conversation without doing that weird nodding back your head thing at every social interaction that's meant to be informal.
Ding ding ding
its just funny how 30 year old dudes get pissed if you tell them they are old.
it hits a deep insecurity which is funny
Did Kylie get a boob job or this is shopped?
>You are indignantly resigned to being alone but right before you go to sleep every night fantasized about changing.
You imagine getting in shape,getting a good job and really making an effort at making friends,getting a gf,following your ambitions of being creative.You are not going to live like this anymore.Things can be different.You had potential.People told you that once ,it must still be true ?
This hurt the most
Fug
DAmn im gonna be 30 in 12 years
>tfw 35
This is genuinely the only difference I've noticed: sometimes, if I haven't warmed up properly or I go too heavy on bench, I get a sharp pain in my elbow tendon. It happens maybe once a year. When it first happened (when I tried to go too heavy like a fucking idiot) I was 22 or so. I had to take a few days off so it could heal. Two days max. What has happened over the years - and it's the only real physical, training-related indicator of aging that I've noticed so far - is that it takes longer to heal. I did it again a few months ago and I had to take about eight days off.
Shit's funny but at the same time a little disconcerting because you know it's always going to get worse.
Death is coming for us all, bros.
>oh i thought you were 23 or something
I'm 34. I'm not sure if I should feel complimented or insulted desu.
Maybe I should grow a beard...
(You)
>he fell for the rest meme
M I L K E R S
This meme needs to die. I almost never see 30 yo at the gym. It's either guys in HS, just post college, or guys 40 plus. Most 30 year olds are busy with young kids, demanding jobs, etc.
>2 weeks worth dose of dicking by a 30 year old man
Don't forget to take your cialis grandpa
Yeah dude, that's the point. If you are 30 years old and at the gym, you're a loser somehow.
Oh look grandpa is going with the times
I kinda get making fun of fat, bald or ugly people because you may avoid looking like that. But you can never avoid hitting a certain age unless you die first, so this is all just mocking your future self or what?
lolno try talking to people you aspies
Most of the guys in my gym have children.
The secret is going straight to the gym after work. If you do it consistently your wife wont even try to unload some shit on you that would prevent it.
You’re Salk retards, this meme is a troll. All the 30 year olds getting triggered at beta cucks.
There was a meme about 20 being old too, if you get triggered it’s because you are a loser.
This
mirin
Probably the cringiest, most forced meme of the year.
what's this recent push to get older people to leave Jow Forums
we should respect our elders
>Implying my mom isn't scared that a vegan diet will make me unhealthy
>Implying my mom hasn't told me she wishes I would stop doing ultramarathons because she's worried I'll die, but that she knows I'm too driven to stop
>Implying my mom doesn't cherish the time she spends with my GF
I like this meme tho. Honestly one of the best of 2018 so far.
wtf, are you 60? who the fuck rests for 3 min?
I'm 38 and my rest time between sets is 60 sec which is more than enough for a complete recovery.
>Just imagine my potential 8 years from now.
Just imagine how bald you will be 8 years from now
Everyone turns 30 bro
Say, old man. Isn't it about time for you to stop deadlifting and start switching to something more age-appropriate like triathlon?
Nope, not here, me and my parents didn't get along great, I was the black sheep of the family, moved out at 16, was a degenerate, drugs etc. Life was hard for a while, homeless for a short bit, now though, the last 2 cars my parents needed I bought them, I am a highly decorated fireman, I have so many awards they joke they will wallpaper the firehouse in them. I have a beautiful wife of 10 years, she was there with me when I was nothing and helped me pull through, we have 3 great kids. I am stronger and in better shape than ever before in my life, so no not everyone, for me the best part of life started at 30.
Meh
I've underperformed my entire life just so that i can have a natural sense of progression in life.
and just by comparing myself to what i was a year before i know i haven't peaked.