How would you explain Europe to an alien?

How would you explain Europe to an alien?

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Western Islamabad

What aspect of it? There's a million different angles you could take

y-your favorite.

Cool place. Then it was all diffrent when the Muslim nation attacked.

Cool homeland for white people until the brown people started subverting it

it's dumb and erherw9uhbuvfnbfbdiogrheio

The evil genious race that commited many crimes 100-200 years ago but now act like they are the paragon of virtue bcuz they have the political power.

War continent with great food and culture. Science is okay.

>Cool homeland for white people
It's only been cool for less than 100 years. The only reason why you cumskin faggots have a misplaced superiority complex is because european countries happen to be wealthier than other countries at around the same time as the internet was invented.

why are you so angry shitskin? is there sand in your vagina?

"Horse archers, how do they work?"

Faggot hypocrite shitskins hyperventilate about the importance of preserving their culture and ethnic identity and then studiously ignore that white people might want to do the same. You're more convinced of our superiority than we are, I just want a comfy ethnostate where we can read Latin and not be engaged in constant low-level ethnic conflict but you insist on putting me into this materialistic box where it's actually all just muh money. Go fuck yourself

They fielded a few of their won.

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Heavy cavalry was a powerful specialty but what I'm talking about would be the parthian/mongolian tactics that consistently wrecked everyone. Took way too long to counter that shit.

I would speak to him in spanish

Oh after years of putting out people down for centuries yeah i think him and i have sand in our vaginas fuck you dude fucking kys

mad shitskins detected. git gud at colonialism pleb.

Originally fuck off, we're full.

Step in to my kitchen.

I don't live there, but I've been around the world except the north and south america. I visited the major European countries multiple times business and leisure, and some of eastern Europe and Russia.
I would say it's the most interesting and absurd place in the world, excluding the uk, that place is a fucking shit hole and the people are boring as fuck. Even Germany had interesting miserable people.
So i would tell the alien to visit, but stay the fuck out of the UK.

Found the racist cunts and the one counter Muslim who is also a cunt.
Please fuck off back to Pol and educate yourselves you brain-dead socialist hiveminded totalitarian fucks. Lick your nearest obergruppenfuhrers boot because you have daddy issues.

They eat pizzas and burgers with utensils

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Tribes aserting their place in history, and finally settling on an uneasy coexistence, about to turn on the invading hordes from the badlands.

>reddit being this mad

>consistently wrecked
The mongols got btfo when they were not fighting Slavs or Arabs
Polish knights mixed with foot archers demolished a massive Mongolian army

an uppity peninsula in western Asia that discovered civilization a few thousand years later than the rest of the continent but act like they were the first

There's an appearing boarder that is not on any of maps yet. Only the oncoming days will show who was on the right side.

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pizza ---> italy ---> europe

go learn some geography fatass